310 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Need moar covefe….

  2. Rat on a train

    Senate leaders reach deal to fund government past the midterm elections
    Keep the streak of missing the deadline going. It has been almost 30 years since all appropriations have passed in time.

      • cyto

        To me, this is primary evidence that the American electorate is utterly incompetent.

        This is their most basic function, and they dont even try to do it. They don’t even do actual line by line budgets. Just giant omnibus bills with special rules to get it through.

        This is the source of that soaring debt. This is the root of the bureaucratic state’s power.

        And we the people couldn’t care less. Not as long as our guy votes for gun bans. Or against Trans women in sport. Or for partial birth abortion…. whatever shiny and ultimately pointless social issue of the day they come up with to divide and conquer.

        Pogo was right.

      • juris imprudent

        Pogo was right.

        So was Franklin “…when the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic Government, being incapable of any other.”

  3. Common Tater

    “Trump warns Iran will be hit ‘really hard’ if nuclear negotiations collapse again”

    Is this seventh or eighth time?

    • UnCivilServant

      Is he capable of realizing that the Islamic Republic has no interest in making a deal and less chance of honoring one.

      I know he sees himself as the great dealmaker, but you can’t negotiate with people who see talks as merely a venue to lie and make promises without any intention of keeping them.

      • juris imprudent

        Would’ve been nice if he knew that before he started into this. We aren’t going to obliterate the Iranian people, and absent that, we aren’t changing their government.

      • UnCivilServant

        JI, On that we disagree. there is a middle ground outcome where the Islamic Replublic is removed.

        It will require the assistance of the Iranians themselves, but we’re not talking a whole country of fanatical regime supporters.

      • R C Dean

        Yup.

        I suspect the regime is more popular than Westerners think. We get our impression of the opposition to it from the big cities, but the countryside is likely to be much more conservative and supportive.

      • Drake

        We (us / Israel same thing at this point) literally murdered their negotiators twice.

      • juris imprudent

        where the Islamic Replublic is removed

        Neo-con wet dream, that is all that is. We can remove governments, like we did to conclude WWII. But we aren’t going to annoy them out of existence, and that is all we are doing now.

    • R C Dean

      STFU, Trump. You’re just embarrassing yourself. The master negotiator is being played like a fiddle by the IRGC.

      There is no deal to be had here. Your options are to declare victory and go home, kicking the can to your successor, or to bomb the shit out of their infrastructure so they spend the next generation getting back to an industrial society.

      • rhywun

        This.

        What a shit show. And he’s handing the midterms to the Dem circus too.

      • WTF

        This is getting embarrassing. The only option at this point is spend a couple of weeks bombing them into the stone age so they can’t cause trouble for a while and declare victory. It’s ridiculous that he can’t seem to accept this reality.

      • juris imprudent

        Ah yes, bomb them back to the Stone Age. Didn’t we do that in Viet Nam?

      • Sensei

        Ah yes, bomb them back to the Stone Age. Didn’t we do that in Viet Nam?

        True. But in our far more modern world losing large chunks of electricity generation and oil production would take years to recover.

        Although I expect if we did so the howls from the rest of the world would be deafening.

      • WTF

        Although I expect if we did so the howls from the rest of the world would be deafening.

        In the immortal words of Tony Soprano, who gives a shit?

      • Drake

        Are there even negotiations? It all just sounds made up in Trump’s head.

      • Fourscore

        Trump and a host of others, including the general Generals, are still fighting the war they never learned from.

        Trump and many more never took the opportunity to visit VN and live in the woods for a year. They’re forgetting something they never knew.

      • juris imprudent

        Fourscore is on to something. Whereas once everything was in comparison to Viet Nam, now it is all about Iraq. Look, we took down that government (and pay no attention to the consequences to the entire region) – we can do regime change!!!

      • WTF

        Iraq showed we can do regime change with a full-scale invasion, not with air strikes alone.

      • juris imprudent

        Is Iraq really better off today? How about Syria?

        The truth is we don’t know, we just know that we got rid of people OUR GOVERNMENT didn’t find accommodating. Maybe that’s good enough for you, but I’m not convinced. And I’m certainly not suggesting that any government over there is good and ruling rightfully, just that whether they do or don’t, it isn’t our fucking business. After all, we can’t even get our own government to govern well.

      • Threedoor

        Iraq was better until we left.
        Same with Afghanistan, there they needed our air cover to play whack a mole.

        Sadam kept the sectarian violence down fairly well. We replaced him, and then left.

      • WTF

        I don’t disagree with you JI, but since Trump decided to stick our dick in Iran, we need to do whatever we need to in order to get an outcome that’s not a total loss for us in order to get out.

      • Bobarian LMD

        If there was one useful lesson from Kosovo, it’s that we bombed military and strategic targets for 60 days and got no movement. Then we started bombing/interrupting infrastructure and the serbian people frog marched Milosevic to the negotiation table.

  4. Not Adahn

    Wasn’t there some expectation that the US was supposed to be able to fight two major wars simultaneously?

    But we don’t have enough missiles to eliminate or defend against a 3rd rate 2nd world country?

    • UnCivilServant

      I put no faith in anyone’s claims about the number of missiles on hand.

      It also appears that the directive has not been “win”, but “force them back to the negotiating table”, which is stupid.

      • Not Adahn

        I mean, it wouldn’t surprise me if Raytheon gets gobs of money for very few missiles. Heck, just think of all the US saves by not having to pay for storage for all those missiles that we probably won’t need anyway!

      • Drake

        We buy artisanal crafted handmade weapons for billions each. Places like China, Russia, and Iran remember how we won WWII and crank out cheap stuff that works.

      • UnCivilServant

        Evidence of recent fighting shows that the cheap stuff being put out from Russia, China, et al, doesn’t work.

      • Drake

        What evidence? We can’t reopen the Strait of Hormuz and a bunch of our bases in the Middle East are gone.

      • UnCivilServant

        Which bases are gone? Last I checked they were all still there.

        Whether or not the straights are “closed” or “open” seems to fall to which propaganda outlet you’re listening to.

      • UnCivilServant

        And Iran’s last attack was more wild flailing rather than actually being able to threaten anything.

      • WTF

        That socialist rag is about as reliable as Salon.

      • WTF

        the NYT was able to investigate the attacks through Iranian propaganda providers,

        Straight up admitting they’re getting it from Iranian propaganda. A little skepticism would be appropriate.

      • Drake

        Nobody refutes or says it didn’t happen. They just ship bodies home in boxes and ask for an extra half-trillion in the defense budget.

  5. Not Adahn

    The man, 38-year-old Jeanine John Taele

    Tranny?

    They patted him down and allegedly discovered “a 16-round magazine loaded with hollow-point ammunition” in his pocket. They then searched his car and found “a loaded pistol with a round chambered, along with another loaded magazine containing hollow-point ammunition.”

    So he left his EDC in his car. He dliberately disarmed himself before going out on recon.

    Houston Public Media noted that law enforcement also searched Taele’s home and found another rifle, a pistol, body armor, and more ammunition.

    Another rifle? He owned a singular rifle? And how exactly was this “cached” in his home?

    • R.J.

      When my friend PK died, the cops told his brother he had a “cache of weapons” in his house. He had a bucket of broken Swiss Army knives (he was learning to replace the rivets).

      • Sean

        LOL

      • UnCivilServant

        Did the brother tell the cops they needed to acquire a cache of brain cells?

      • WTF

        By cop standards I guess what I have would be called an arsenal.

      • UnCivilServant

        Unless you can equip five infantry companies and provide maintenance and repair services for those arms, you don’t have an arsenal.

      • WTF

        We’re not talking reality here UCS, we’re talking cop logic.

    • Common Tater

      “Tranny?”

      Why would you even guess that?

      • Not Adahn

        Jeanine?

      • WTF

        Jeanine the marine?

    • EvilSheldon

      So he left his EDC in his car. He dliberately disarmed himself before going out on recon.

      This was actually smart, except that he fucked up by keeping the magazine on him. If you’re reconnoitering a sensitive site, you shouldn’t have anything suspicious on you unless it’s critical to the mission. Especially not weapons, getting caught with a weapon instantly marks you as someone worthy of official attention. You should also try to have some plausible cover for action for when security rousts you.

      Another rifle? He owned a singular rifle? And how exactly was this “cached” in his home?

      ‘Cache’ is a rank in the media lexicon, right below ‘arsenal’. You know you’ve got something special when they say, “…an arsenal of weapons cached in his home.”

      Either way, you know I don’t consider two pistols, one rifle, some ammo, and a set of body armor a cache. That’s barely a stash, more like a minimum loadout for a prepared individual.

      • WTF

        I’m not sure what law he actually broke that justified the arrest and searches. Trespassing, maybe? But that doesn’t justify warrants to search his car and home.

      • EvilSheldon

        That’s actually a good question, and the article is extremely light on details – I noticed that only in the headline did it say anything about the dude being arrested.

        That said, openly surveilling a sensitive site is enough for a security or police contact, the cops probably conducted a Terry frisk to see if he had any weapons on him, and the weapons plus the surveillance would have likely been enough for a search warrant on the home, even without an arrest.

      • Not Adahn

        The post says he had an outstanding warrant for burglary and the aforementioned rifle is an unregistered SBR. Whoopsie.

      • The Last American Hero

        If I get the rotorooter from TSA for getting on a plane to Cleveland, then the guy casing out a location for an assassination attempt can get searched too.

        The dude is probably from the future and decided to go back in time to kill Trump.

  6. Common Tater

    ” The case overturned a New York law that required individuals to show a special need of self-protection to possess a firearm in public.”

    They wouldn’t give permits to people who demonstrated that need.

    • Not Adahn

      They did though. The special need was “I’m such a valuable target that I have friends in government.”

      • cyto

        Perfect

      • cyto

        Also, four legs good, two legs better!

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Everyone knows that Bob DeNiro has a long enemy’s list!

  7. R C Dean

    John Thune Gives the Middle Finger to the SAVE America Act

    I suspect a lot of voters are going to give the finger to the Do-Nothing Party in November.

    • WTF

      It’s like they’re actively trying to give power back to the Democrats. They want to go back to being the loyal opposition, prestige and grift without any responsibility to actually do anything.

    • Rat on a train

      The Stupid Party will take it as a lesson that they need to compromise more.

    • Drake

      Trump and the rest of the Republicans could have just kept their promises and won in a landslide. That’s it, all they had to do.

      • juris imprudent

        Promises are to fool the voters, not shit to be actually done.

  8. R C Dean

    Appeals Court upholds Florida ban on children attending sexualized drag shows

    Are there non-sexualized drag shows?

    • EvilSheldon

      I’ve often said that Drag Queen Story Hour would probably go over fine, or at least okay, if they dressed up like Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire and read the kiddies Beatrix Potter stories.

      But the lure of performative degeneracy is just too strong to resist…

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        performative degeneracy

        Ooooh, excellent turn of phrase!

        That will be the name of my next album.

    • Rat on a train

      The NHRA sponsored ones?

  9. UnCivilServant

    Why did I schedule today’s first candidate interview for 9am?

    It’s too early to be doing this.

    • WTF

      Why are you eating the skewer?

      • cyto

        I had the same reaction, but it sounds like she pulled the skewer out and a piece remained lodged inside that she didnt notice.

        Still pretty sus… a former singer turned yoga instructor says eating something “damaged her vocal chords”?

        Uh, those things are not exactly in the same place. And I find it implausible that getting stabbed through the esophagus and into the larynx with a wooden shard would cause the claimed scarring, yet would not require immediate medical attention and intervention.

      • R.J.

        Did she not chew and notice a piece of stick? I mean, anything is possible but I think I’d notice a piece of stick bobbing about in my teeth.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Cause Singapore would probably just cane her?

    • Gdragon

      I don’t know how this story will hold up in court, I saw that a number of the other first class passengers said that the chicken satay was unbelievable.

      • Threedoor

        That’s because they didn’t have the fish.

    • rhywun

      include appointees with the same background as previous members, “as well as those who oftentimes have not been at the heart of the conversations of how philanthropy can build upon the work of public goods and public dollars

      I think I can read between those lines. 🙄

      • Bobarian LMD

        Does it say “Because Fuck you, that’s why?”

  10. Common Tater

    “Mary Jane Jung, of New Jersey, suddenly slumped out of her chair and allegedly went into cardiac arrest inside the Long Island school’s David S. Mack Sports and Exhibition Complex shortly before a lunch break on July 30, 2025, during the morning session of the New York State Bar Examination, according to court papers filed in Nassau County.

    The 36-year-old began “gasping for her air” on the floor, lost consciousness and started turning blue, while the exam’s proctors ordered the hundreds in the exam room to carry on with the test — delaying Jung critical “early minutes” during her alleged medical crisis, her lawsuit against the state and its Board of Law Examiners claims.

    Emergency medical services were not immediately summoned. CPR was not promptly administered. AED equipment … was not deployed during the critical early minutes. “The consequences were devastating.”

    Only after the exam ended were emergency responders allowed to treat Jung, according to the court filing.

    Hofstra countered that its public safety officers immediately provided CPR and other life-saving measures until paramedics arrived and rushed Jung to nearby Nassau University Medical Center.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/05/us-news/woman-collapsed-began-turning-blue-during-bar-exam-at-hofstra-university-lawsuit/

    Yikes!

    • WTF

      Two conflicting stories. I assume there were plenty of witnesses that could be interviewed to see which one is correct.

      • Bobarian LMD

        “plenty of witnesses” Many of whom just passed their bar exam and are looking for work. I wonder which side of the story has the most money?

    • Sensei

      That’s actually going to be interesting. Remember this is the NYP basically summarizing the plaintiff’s complaint.

      The school is claiming aid was provided. The truth probably sits in the middle.

      • Sensei

        The alleged delay allowed Jung’s heart to stop pumping blood which led to a brain injury and required doctors to eventually implant a defibrillator in her chest, court papers said.

        Again this is from the plaintiff. But it is indeed possible she has a permanent injury that may have been lessened by more prompt aid.

      • juris imprudent

        Someone must be to blame for my body’s own problem!

      • WTF

        Of course the school claims that the aid was prompt, yet the journalismist apparently declined to ID and interview any of the many witnesses that had to be present during a bar exam.

    • Threedoor

      She’s suing Phizer, right?

  11. Q Continuum

    “The race between progressive candidate Abdul El-Sayed, a former Wayne County health director, and Rep. Haley Stevens, a more moderate contender, remained too close to call early Wednesday.”

    Who knew they were going to start finding ballots in car trunks for primaries too!

    • rhywun

      “progressive” 🙄

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      The hyper-progressives always find ballots in trunks!

    • The Last American Hero

      It’s been called for Sayed.

  12. R.J.

    How many of us are Leos?

    • slumbrew

      I just assume you’re all Feds

      • WTF

        That seems like something a Fed would say.

      • R.J.

        I don’t think the Feds would have me.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Im the Fed’st of them all

      • bacon-magic

        Only a Fed would say that.

    • R.J.

      At least three of us are.

    • Grumbletarian

      I’m a Scorpio.

    • Rat on a train

      Does Lev count?

    • The Other Kevin

      Tundra is a Leo, as are Mrs. TOK and middle daughter.

    • Sean

      “We have one thing going for us, let’s fuck it up!”

      -Town officials.

  13. Gender Traitor

    Brought TT to med appointment. Sign in urologists’ waiting room: “Any changes in demographics or insurance, please inform receptionist.”

    Demographics?

    At a urology office…

    🤔

      • Common Tater

        Have you ever heard that redheads are crazy? Scientists have discovered that they are actually part bananas. So sometimes they just turn black. That’s how they got the singer for Thin Lizzy.

      • Nephilium

        Bloom County did it back in the day.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Don’t worry, it’ll fall off in a week?

    • Rat on a train

      Screening for troons?

    • Sean

      If a new crater has been left in the Moon’s surface. A lunar satellite is expected to pass the crash site in around a week’s time and take before-and-after pictures of the crater

    • R C Dean

      The upper stage of the rocket is roughly the size of a five-storey building and has a mass on Earth of around 4,000kg (8,800 lbs)

      How much is that in hippos?

      • WTF

        That could be as little as one large male hippo.

      • Sensei

        Adult Males: 1,500 kg – 3,200 kg (exceptionally up to 4,500 kg)

        Adult Females: 1,300 kg – 2,350 kg

        Let’s go 2,000 kg for calculation ease. So two hippos!

      • Homple

        It has the same mass everywhere in the known universe, except for relativity effects, which are very small in this case.

  14. Ownbestenemy

    The amount of sky is falling from DSA candidates winning primaries is interesting.

    They have trash policy ideas but their platform goes nowhere Federally and probably even State wise.

    We aren’t abolishing the Senate. Even Statehood for DC and Puerto Rico will hit constitutional roadblocks.

    Of course, not applying laws is the biggest threat as we’ve seen with regards to immigration.

      • rhywun

        She is desperately clinging to power. I wonder if the voters will notice that she doesn’t have any principles whatsoever.

      • juris imprudent

        She has a “D” after her name, and incumbency, that’s all that most of the retards voting need!

      • rhywun

        I heard the GOP challenger actually has a shot this year. Only a couple points down in the polls.

        Curious that neither of them is running any ads.

    • cyto

      Thats exactly what the Social Democrat party and the German Centre Party said about the Nazis in the 1920s….

      • WTF

        Everyone forgets that these socialist movements start small, and they’re never a real threat until they are, and it’s too damn late.

    • rhywun

      PR wants independence now, thank goodness. I hope they get it before they change their minds again.

      • WTF

        In the past PR voted against independence because they like having FedGov largess with none of the obligations. I really wish we would just cut them loose.

      • Bobarian LMD

        They also voted against Statehood for the exact same reasons.

    • The Last American Hero

      I am really fucking alarmed that these people are winning elections and not being laughed out of the room. Say what you will about Team Red, but their voters and office holders do a pretty good job of shutting down libertarian candidates.

      • Threedoor

        And clapping like seals when democrats run and win in the R primary.

  15. Common Tater

    “A Dallas Police sergeant is accused of taking a female officer’s phone, breaking into a locked gallery and sending himself her “intimate” photos in an “horrific breach of trust.”

    Sgt. Daylon L. Grandberry was handed a 15-day suspension for committing a privacy violation against the unidentified cop “a few months ago,” according to the Dallas Police Women’s Association.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/05/us-news/dallas-police-sgt-daylon-l-grandberry-suspended-for-sending-female-officer-intimate-photos-to-himself/

    WTF?

    • cyto

      Suspended?

      I cannot imagine a private sector employer trying that. I had to fight HR to protect employees over innocent jokes that weren’t even directed at anybody. This one is nuts.

      • Sensei

        I was thinking similarly.

      • juris imprudent

        What private sector employee has the protection of the cop union?

    • ron73440

      15 day suspension, so harsh.

      I’m pretty sure if I took one of my co-worker’s phones and sent pictures from them to my phone I would not have a job anymore.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ya let’s see. Theft, probably an electronic hacking law somewhere in there, harassment, disorderly conduct, ethical violations….

        15 days seems too harsh.

      • cyto

        “15 day suspension is so harsh”

        Actually, taking the opposite view of my prior post… we see police put innocent people in the hospital, arrest and charge them falsely, wait a year or more to dismiss the charges and then get fully cleared by their department – before losing a million dollar lawsuit. Then they usually get an award and a promotion.

        So 15 days is actually pretty harsh.

      • WTF

        Ah yes, the George Costanza defense…

      • Rat on a train

        The training only covered sending your nudes to other people.

    • Threedoor

      Don’t take pictures of your naughty bits.

      Don’t tell other people you have pictures of your naughty bits on your phone.

      Sounds sus.

      • WTF

        Yeah, I’m not sure this cop is a master hacker who could “break in” to a locked gallery on someone’s phone and then send the photos to himself. Could she have sent them and then something happened to make her accuse the guy of breaking into her phone somehow? Possible, I guess, but who knows?

      • Ted S.

        Threedoor doesn’t want to see my dick?

        [ sobs quietly in corner ]

      • Rat on a train

        Maybe he’s an assman.

      • Threedoor

        That’s never happens WTF, believe all women, women have no agency it is known.

    • cyto

      Lots of noses and faces getting separated these days….

    • Ownbestenemy

      Minus the silliness of their procurement policy, the aircraft will still operate just fine without it and can land in those conditions on ILS approach

      • cyto

        Unless an adversary has a radio transmitter and a little gumption.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That system they excluded won’t defeat that level of gumption.

    • WTF

      Bad weather navigational systems are obviously evil Jew-magic which only heretics would use!

      • Ted S.

        So (((they))) do in fact control the weather!

    • rhywun

      I thought Ireland was one of the saner European countries. WTF happened.

      • Ted S.

        Britain was generally anti-communist, so Ireland in general, and the IRA in particular, sided with the communist-backed terrorists in their drive to get the UK out of Northern Ireland.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Forget about it, rhywun, it’s an EU town.

    • R C Dean

      Honestly, though, how often do you need to land in bad weather in Ireland?

      • B.P.

        “I wouldn’t worry about it though, [Boston]’s not a big college town” — Ian Faith, manager, Spinal Tap

  16. cyto

    On the Fed discussion – we used to talk about paid actors on TOS. It seemed pretty obvious that there were accounts that didnt even have a single voice… clearly operated by multiple people.

    Then the Clinton campaign bragged about their huge call centers filled with exactly such paid actors. The press extolled their virtues, and how republicans had no such capabilities at the time.

    Then we learned about the $80 million per year worth of FBI agents doing online propaganda and research for censorship orders.

    We learned that NGOs spend millions doing this, here and abroad, funded by us.

    And now – just like this Fauci debacle – we learn that feds have been propagandizing us in an “amazing revelation”… that nobody even bothers reacting to. Those paying attention knew for years, and those too tied to their partisan team to care… dont care. And most people just shrug.

    Pogo was right.

    • Common Tater

      Who is this pogo?

      • cyto

        Famous comic strip.

      • cyto

        “We have met the enemy, and he is us”

        Should be required reading along with the dystopian novels.

        Actually, on second thought…. these idiots read orwell and think they need a ministry of Truth. They probably would use it as the slogan for sending us off to the gulag.

  17. Common Tater

    “BMW owners are tearing into the luxury automaker after it pushed an ad for the new “Spider-Man” movie onto dashboard screens in cars they had already paid tens of thousands of dollars to own….

    The ad appears as a banner when the car starts. Drivers can click it to launch a 19-second, full-screen animation with music and a light show synchronized through the vehicle’s ambient lighting system.

    Drivers don’t have to open the ad, but they can’t avoid seeing the banner. There’s no skip button.

    The spot rolled out starting July 27 and is scheduled to remain live through Aug. 10 on eligible BMWs built after July 2020 and running BMW Operating Systems 7, 8, 8.5, 9 or X.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/04/tech/bmw-owners-outraged-by-spider-man-ads-on-their-dashboard-screens/

    That a car has an OS is totally fucked in the first place.

    • Ted S.

      If it has a new style, it must have had an old style at some point.

    • cyto

      YouTube thinks I need to see videos by people who buy wrecked cars from Copart and fix them up to get a cheap supercar.

      They routinely run into trouble where they have to get parts programmed to the car – and they are often denied by the manufacturer. Things as simple as a headlight assembly wont work if they arent programmed to the VIN and mated to the main controller.

      Just like you cant buy a $20 key fob and cut a key for $5 for it anymore (you gotta pay $350 to someone with the computer and license), you cant put used or repurposed parts on your car anymore.

      • Common Tater

        I blame the government.

    • Ted S.

      Tie every TEAM BLUE candidate in the country to this.

      • cyto

        The RNC is so incompetent. They have the Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate who posts about having to leave a restaurant because there are too many white people, candidates who openly talk about replacing the senate, executive and judiciary, etc. No national clearinghouse for this stuff? Nobody doing a PAC that funds “this is the democrat party” ads that slickly tie them all to this stuff?

        Hell, they haven’t even gone hard on the lock down crap. They destroyed lives. That one is a layup. It turned Musk into a Trump supporter and made him move a trillion dollars worth of companies out of California.

      • WTF

        I can only conclude the RNC doesn’t want to win, they just want to be members of the ‘elite’ without any responsibility to actually govern, so they prefer being the minority party. Trump kind of screwed up that gig, which is partly why they hate him.

      • cyto

        That is definitely why that hate him. The grift is apparently quite lucrative. You are just supposed to fight about surface stuff and keep the gravy train rolling. (See Biden, Joe.. McConnell, Mitch… Bush, George)

      • rhywun

        FFS, that guy in Michigan palling around with Hasan Piker thinks America deserved 9/11.

        I can only conclude that the voters are no more competent than the GOP.

      • Nephilium

        cyto:

        There was enough on the Team Red side that embraced lockdowns as well.

        /looks over at DeWine

      • juris imprudent

        I can only conclude that the voters are no more competent than the GOP.

        DING-DING-DING

      • R C Dean

        You are just supposed to fight about surface stuff and keep the gravy train rolling.

        See, also, DOGE.

        DOGE found billions in waste and fraud. Vance found billions in fraud.

        Yet spending hasn’t gone down. Funny, that.

      • R C Dean

        On the Team Red side, the biggest cheerleader for lockdowns was Trump.

        And the more we learn about Fauci the worse Trump looks for elevating and supporting him.

    • cyto

      Saw that. Classic case of alchohol and a tattoo making his mouth write checks he couldnt cash.

      Sweet quick straight right ended the encounter. Dude was cool about it too. Immediately went to caretaker mode, considering the matter closed.

    • rhywun

      He’s all your Hawaii. Gross.

      • cyto

        Apparently the comment he makes at the end is some sort of Hawaiian anti white slur. In another time it wouldnt be a thing – yell stuff at my woman and try to hit me with a chair, I get to call you names. That used to be the rule.

    • cyto

      Now…. lets see if there is any competence left in the RNC and electorate. I doubt it. Michigan is one of the “find some more ballots” places, and Republicans haven’t figured out how to combat that in the last quarter century.

      • B.P.

        “Dozens of volunteer-run mawkibs (service stations) were set up along the route, offering water, food, sweets, and refreshments free of charge to participants.”

        For a 1.2-mile walk?

    • rhywun

      Which party holds the seat he is running for?

      • R C Dean

        The Dems. No idea why the incumbent didn’t run.

    • cyto

      “Keep and bear arms”

      How quaint.

      Imagine telling an 1830’s lawmaker that the government could arrest you if you have a rifle with a certain shape of grip.

    • UnCivilServant

      I expect it’ll accumulate until the ruling on the cases they did take up, then get a “Remand and review in light of…” order, whatever the formal name for that is called.

      • cyto

        Am I a fool for wishing the court would stop with all of the fake word-parsing and just say “the constitution says no. If you dont like it, change it”

        Almost every stupid thing we are doing would go away. And lots of the stuff we want to do too. But at least we could pass a limited amendment to allow them one by one, instead of declaring decisions to buy or not buy goods “interstate commerce” and thereby allowing unlimited power.

      • UnCivilServant

        If they did that, a lot of lawyers would be out of a job.

        The court is full of lawyers.

        I’m seeing a problem here.

      • Threedoor

        They all went to fancy schools who taught them to use $5 words and write 100 page papers to blow smoke up the asses of the average man Cyto.

    • WTF

      Probably no decision until next year.

  18. Common Tater

    “Love And Hip Hop: New York star Sidney Starr has reportedly been moved to a new unit at the Fulton County Jail due to her gender identity.

    The 37-year-old reality star (real name: Sidney Favors) was transferred to the vulnerable population unit of the Atlanta, Georgia, jail – which is designed to house its LGBTQ population – after she self-identified as a transgender woman, according to TMZ.

    Starr was arrested on Sunday and booked on charges of sexual battery against a child under 16, aggravated child molestation, and sodomy – which does not apply to consensual situations – according to jail records.”

    https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16029477/Transgender-reality-star-sidney-starr-jail-vulnerable-arrest.html

    GAAAAHH!

    • Sean

      You really hate us, don’t you?

      • Common Tater

        If I had to see it…

      • UnCivilServant

        You didn’t have to see it, CT.

        You Choose to see these things by visiting the articles.

      • juris imprudent

        You chose to see it, all on your own. There was no reason to DRAG that over here.

    • rhywun

      “vulnerable population unit”

      GTFO

      • Threedoor

        Vulnerable to Tres?

    • EvilSheldon

      So leaving aside the gross obese short-eyes tranny…having a ‘vulnerable population’ segregation unit seems to make sense, at least when compared to throwing male cross-dressers in the female genpop.

      • juris imprudent

        Oh that wouldn’t have been a worry in this case, unless there were minors in the facility.

      • (((Jarflax

        Since the vulnerability is at least in part to rape, and the rape in this case would be homosexual, doesn’t housing all the LGBTQ in the unit kind of defeat the purpose of the unit?

    • EvilSheldon

      Seems like a domestic variation on travel insurance, which often covers evacuation services in the event of illness, natural disaster, or political upheval.

      • Sensei

        If you are affluent and close to an airport I can see it. Especially, as noted in the article, older.

    • PutridMeat

      Is the company perchance named Vault-Tec?

    • Rat on a train

      For $1,250 a year, a member is guaranteed a spot aboard an Airbus A320 aircraft to Atlanta for a maximum of two hurricanes per season.

      • (((Jarflax

        I’d rather be in a hurricane than in Atlanta’s airport

    • Threedoor

      He’s merged into people before by the looks of every body panel on the drivers side.

    • Sean

      Before I clicked, I figured Altima. Imagine my surprise!

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Drying up

    The drought in Europe is so severe that it is jeopardizing countries’ economic growth and forcing them to take extreme measures like blowing up riverbeds.

    Gripped by a summer of weather extremes, Romania recently shut down its sole working nuclear reactor cooled by the Danube for the first time, with Bucharest even deploying naval forces to carry out underwater detonations to improve water flow.

    Trump’s fault.

      • Sean

        *proudly* heating up the atmosphere…

    • rhywun

      jeopardizing countries’ economic growth

      I’m sure they were quite capable of doing that before this year.

  20. Common Tater

    “Many right-wing figures have become increasingly vocal in their belief that women shouldn’t only be skinny, they should also look weak. Conservatives aren’t just anti-fat anymore. Even building muscle is viewed as suspiciously feminist. Instead, women — and girls — are being told to strive to look frail instead.”

    https://www.salon.com/2026/08/05/how-ariana-grandes-body-became-political/

    I just need a crack habit and a word processor.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Just make shit up, slap a broadstroke against a group you don’t like, profit.

    • Ted S.

      What happened to building muscle being toxic masculinity?

      • Ownbestenemy

        We really need to stop expecting clear principles

      • Ted S.

        No, but we should point out to normies how these people are deranged hypocrites.

      • rhywun

        It’s cool for women to do manly things but not for men to do manly things.

      • Common Tater

        “This hostility to women exercising has been accompanied by MAGA valorizing fitness as rightfully a masculine endeavor. Even members of Donald Trump’s administration, such as Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, regularly post workout videos that frame exercise as men’s work, all about grunting and showing off muscles. While it’s rare they explicitly exclude women, the lack of female bodies becomes notable if you watch enough of the videos.”

      • PutridMeat

        if you watch enough of the videos

        Watch a lot of those videos do ya Amanda? Good material to, ah, “bake the cookies” to?

        A bit of the ole Hesgeth/RFK Jr. spit roast fantasy?

    • R C Dean

      What a snakepit of utter derangement Salon is.

      • EvilSheldon

        Vice and Salon should be tied together into a large burlap sack, and thrown in the ocean.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sheldon wants to pollute worse than a Captain Planet villain.

      • EvilSheldon

        Yeah, fair point. I wouldn’t want an innocent shark or giant squid to eat them by accident…

      • R.J.

        The headline says it all. “My article is incredibly slanted”

    • The Other Kevin

      I knew who wrote that from the first sentence. Everything she writes is her using mind-reading on someone she doesn’t like, then writing an entire article about a premise that has zero proof.

      • rhywun

        *sigh*

        Clicks, yup me too.

      • juris imprudent

        Well, only because Taylor Lorenz never writes for Salon.

    • ron73440

      This article starts by talking about Ariana Grande(who ) and manages to blame MAGA for people noticing she looks like a holocaust victim.

      I had to tap out halfway through, so I’m sure I missed out on some other vapidness.

      Truly a gifted writer and thinker, I wonder who this intellectual titan could be?

      Oh yeah, it’s Amanda Marcotte.

      • The Other Kevin

        So MAGA people have a problem with women being too skinny, and they also have a problem with women being fit and not skinny. All this in the same article.

    • PutridMeat

      they should also look weak.

      ariana grande

      I’m not going to read that crap, but Ariana Grande’s body is the epitome of weak and frail. The only commentary I’ve heard about it from right wingers (or anybody with a shred of common sense really) is that she needs to eat a sandwich. That sort of body abuse borders on/is indicative of a psychological disorder. Build some muscle, put some fat on for fucks sake.

      So effectively, the exact opposite of your first premise. I don’t want her to look weak – like she currently does – I want her to look healthy and fit.

      Coherent thought, Salon – ever heard of it?

      And incidentally: how-ariana-grandes-body-became-political Because psychopaths like yourselves make EVERYTHING political.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Another excellent history lesson from Brian Lohnes:

    Cosworth

    • Threedoor

      Haven’t heard that name in a while.

      Bangshift is still up and posting but it’s effectively dead and has been for a long time.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Will the Saudi’s throw good money after bad?

    Is anybody dumb enough to buy something like that with a high probability that there will be no long term product support?

    Unless you’re planning to K-swap it when it goes tits up…

    • slumbrew

      There’s a Fisker Ocean down the street from me.

      Every time I see it I wonder WTF they’re going to do when it has a problem.

      • Sean

        I’ve mentioned before, my friend bought one new.

        She still has it.

      • Threedoor

        Do people not buy parts cars anymore?

    • ron73440

      If you could get one cheap* enough, I could see driving it until the wheels fell off, or the battery fails whichever comes first.

      *It would have to be really cheap.

      • slumbrew

        You can pick up low-milage Oceans for under $20k. A “One” near me w/ 25k miles for $17k. That was $69k at launch.

        Could do worse for a commuter car, I guess.

      • slumbrew

        Although you might be on the hook for some significant disposal costs when it finally dies.

      • Sean

        Although you might be on the hook for some significant disposal costs when it finally dies.

        Drop it off in Camden.

    • RAHeinlein

      Not going to lie – the Lucid’s are quite nice. I was seriously looking last Fall then opted-out due to long-term viability.

      • R.J.

        Yep. That’s going to be a big issue with a lot of those recent carmakers not named Tesla. Slate may be one of the few that would dodge that curse, just because it is designed from the ground up as a consumer-serviced vehicle.

      • Threedoor

        I see plenty of Teslas and Rivians on the road.

        Ive seen one Fiscar. Never seen (or noticed a Lucid)

      • cyto

        Here in South Florida they are rather common. But then again, McLaren isnt all that rare either. Ferrari is pedestrian. This is a very “show your wealth” area.

        A kid at my kid’s (public) elementary school got dropped off and picked up in a Fisker.

        The problem with Lucid is they require in-house service and charge amounts that only Bugatti would deem appropriate. They software lock everything- and will lock your car out if they deem it to need repair in-house.

        Source?

        This youtube car guy has the story, first hand

        https://youtu.be/rAUF9QGlCE8

  23. Sensei

    To be clear: this was not a town hall or a public hearing about the project. This was an event set up completely independently by the data center developer to try to endear itself to the community. And their plan to do that was to fly in a scandal-plagued former mayor of the biggest city in the country to tell folks why they should stop worrying and love the data center.

    TW – https://gizmodo.com/eric-adams-goes-to-wisconsin-to-pitch-data-centers-gets-booed-2000794477

    I think it’s hysterical that Adams is a corporate pitchman. And even more so that it is data centers.

    • rhywun

      Or that he was “scandal plagued”. I can’t recall anything specific, no more than usual.

      • Ted S.

        Of course he was corrupt; he was a NYC Democrat. The question is whether he was any more corrupt than the rest of them.

      • rhywun

        Oh right, the Tukeyay thing. That barely registered to me for some reason.

        But my suspicion is that the likes of the Guardian and Gizomodo hate him more for his politics (not radical enough).

      • Sensei

        The DOJ only investigated him after he wouldn’t play ball on ignoring immigration.

        When FedGov stopped paying NYC had to pick up the tab an Adams wouldn’t play ball.

    • rhywun

      I can’t read more than two sentences on that fucking site without tapping out. Every piece is that same snotty wink-wink writing style.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Conservatives aren’t just anti-fat anymore. Even building muscle is viewed as suspiciously feminist. Instead, women — and girls — are being told to strive to look frail instead.

    She interviewed the voices in her head, and that’s what they told her.

    • The Other Kevin

      That’s really it, isn’t it? She doesn’t have to talk to anyone, she can tell what they’re thinking about.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    *It would have to be really cheap.

    Scrap value.

    • Threedoor

      My go to price is twice what the scrap yard pays by the pound.

      Puts most cars in the 4-600 range.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Principled

    Hong, who is a member of DSA’s Madison branch and endorsed by a handful of other local chapters, has sought to distance herself from her previous remarks, as well as the national DSA.

    “The governor cannot defund police, and I’m not here to govern by slogan,” Hong said at the Democratic Party’s only gubernatorial debate last month. She told The Hill her posts about Thanksgiving and Culver’s “could” have been made in jest.

    “These are beliefs that I held when I was in different positions myself, and right now I’m in the position of running for governor,” she said, adding, “I need to be sensible, sensible and practical on what we can achieve.”

    But this hasn’t stopped Republicans from seizing on her past statements as mainstream Democrats worry about Hong’s chances in November should she clinch the party’s nomination next week.

    “Most of all, I believe in professing what it is politically expedient to profess to believe.”

    • Grumbletarian

      “These are beliefs that I held when I was in different positions myself, and right now I’m in the position of running for governor,” she said, adding, “I need to be sensible, sensible and practical on what we can achieve.”

      So she’s a weathervane, or hiding her true intentions once elected.

    • Common Tater

      Why? It looks like a regular revolver.

      • UnCivilServant

        If you go to the additional media, the grip looks to be about two fingers tall.

      • Sensei

        They wanted to strike a balance. The thing is more for show than go, but it couldn’t be completely useless.

        It makes sense given the population is fully disarmed – including most of the yakuza.

      • Common Tater

        I just looked at a bunch of pictures. Grips look typical for compact. If I had to describe it in American, I’d say it has a K-frame and barrel, and J-frame cylinder and grip. A Chiefs Special with a better site radius.

      • WTF

        According to every Yakuza drama I’ve seen, the Yakuza are well-armed with Katanas and Wakizashis, and they regularly have massive running sword fights with rival gangs.

    • Threedoor

      It’s the lanyard that gets me.

  27. Common Tater

    “Why the manosphere reveres the ‘Pilates girl’

    The manosphere has made its way into the mainstream and onto reality TV, where men are elevating a certain type of thin White woman….

    All of this isn’t to say that people — including women of all ages — shouldn’t be able to freely do Pilates without men telling them to.”

    https://19thnews.org/2026/03/manosphere-reveres-pilates-girl/

    • WTF

      Most men find a certain female body type attractive.
      The horror, the horror…

    • The Other Kevin

      I see it now. People they seen on TV and social media are an accurate representation of everyone in the country.

      • WTF

        That and butthurt because most men find fit women to be more attractive. How dare they!

      • Ted S.

        Unless you believe Amanda Marcotte.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Legacy of shame

    The real crime here is that America’s story — the well-established narrative of main characters and key events that has long been at the center of the historical consensus — has been reframed, decentered, deconstructed and, as they say, “problematized” until it no longer exists in recognizable form.

    This wasn’t the museum Congress authorized. Smithsonian leaders argued in 1953 that the museum should provide “a stimulating permanent exposition that commemorates our heritage of freedom.” At its opening in 1964, the museum’s director said it was intended “to awaken in citizen and foreigner alike a clear understanding of the inspiring story of the U.S., its origins, struggles, development, traditions, strength.” President Lyndon B. Johnson hoped its great artifacts would “foster patriotism.“

    Today, America’s story has been replaced by a new and controversial approach defined by postmodern theories that see history as an oppressive power struggle and its exposition as a tool to foster change.

    Don’t take my word for it. Director Anthea Hartig has said that the museum works “to reframe the traditional celebratory narrative of U.S. history,” that history is for her “a prime tool of social justice,” and that the institution must connect “research and scholarship to activism and advocacy.”

    It would have been better if Columbus’ expedition had gone down with all hands and the plague of whiteness had never reached these shores. The world would be a better place if everyone on the Mayflower had been slaughtered as they reached the beach.

    • Ted S.

      These people say that they have an absolute right to use your taxes to fund their world view, but that funding any other view, or simply not funding theirs, is an existential threat to democracy.

    • B.P.

      “to reframe the traditional celebratory narrative of U.S. history,”

      A country being proud of its history? Why, that’s crazy.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    My go to price is twice what the scrap yard pays by the pound.

    Puts most cars in the 4-600 range.

    I had never paid more than $1500 for a car until I bought the Honda Element a few years ago. At the time, I needed something more or less immediately. I bought it from a small used car lot. When We were done, I said, “I can’t believe I just paid forty two hundred bucks for an eight hundred dollar car.”

    He just shrugged and said, “Don’t blame me.”

    • cyto

      My sentiments exactly. The bottom end of used cars today is outrageous. The $500 hooptie just doesnt exist.

      We used to look at 10 years old as an end of life beater. Now 20 years old still brings in a couple thousand. That is nearing “classic car” territory.

      Crazy times

      • Threedoor

        Obama Cash did that.

        We spent a lot of time looking for a replacement for my wife’s car, used Subarus were more than new ones. So we bought a used Raptor for the same price as a decked out forester.

      • Common Tater

        The chair of the DNC should plug into a 230V outlet.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Your islamofascist BFF won, dude.

    But he didn’t win by a landslide. That shows what a bunch of racist running dog capitalist lackeys the voters are.

    • cyto

      That kid is good. I cant tell if he correctly identified the hole in the media landscape and cynically fills it with performance art, or he just happens to be a mentally ill partisan who fit the hole like a round peg

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