The Innsmouth Look

by | Aug 5, 2026 | Sugarverse | 159 comments

I first spotted her on the bus home as it dragged and bumped along a blighted stretch of New England. She had the Innsmouth look about her, easy to spot if your route took you through the shabby little port town, with its sagging roofs and rotting pier. I had looked up from my book of ancient history, the battle and glories of Rome, when she got on, but she was wearing a hooded cloak and it wasn’t until she threw it back I saw her deformities–the eyes, the faint line of gills on her neck, a fishy whiff of low tide… She was from Innsmouth, there was no doubt.

“She is one?” my travelling companion Jonathan asked quietly, leaning in so close I could feel his hot breath in my ear. He had gotten on the decrepit bus from the valley and we became fast friends once we realized we had both attended colleges along the route. He was going all the way up to Maine, home he said, a dreary-sounding place called Stonington. I have never been to Maine; too close to Canada, I told him. He had laughed at my old, old joke. When he asked about the sights on the way, I told him about the curiosity that was Innsmouth and the abominations that arose there, attempting to dispel the myths that had grown around the place in popular entertainments.

“Yes,” I said, “she is one of them.”

“Why are they allowed to leave the reservation?” Jonathan asked, appalled to be in such close quarters with a bastard spawn of The Deep Ones.

“They can venture out to work in a limited number of jobs to bring outside money in. Innsmouth is very poor since the government submarine torpedoed the reef decades ago.”

At mention of Innsmouth, she turned to stare at us, bulging eyes milky from vestigial nictitating membranes. She gurgled to herself and turned away. This wouldn’t have been the first time people had noticed her strangeness and mongrel blood.

“They need the money to keep up the town and buy the foodstuffs they cannot take from the sea,” I said in a very low voice, “as recompense for the humans they had killed over the years to feed The Deep Ones, all their alien gold was seized.”

“The smell,” Jonathan said, “it is too much for me.” By silent mutual consent, we moved to the seats in the very back of the nearly empty bus. She turned to glare at us again and Jonathan shivered after he took his seat.

“Do they all look as hideous as her?”

“No,” I said, “many are much, much worse, some unable to leave the house because even the feeble sun of winter can cause their skin to bubble and burst. Others have to live in the sea but for brief forays on land. Some not even that.”

“Why do we even suffer them to live?”

“They did something for the country during the war–no one knows exactly what–and they were allowed their own enclave.”

“Disgusting.”

“They are an entire field of research at my college,” I said, unconsciously brushing the Miskatonic University library staff pin on my lapel. “We even have records of a dissection of a dead Deep One dredged up from the ruin of the reef after demolition.”

In the sluggish time of the bus, we finally reached Innsmouth. The decayed town looked ripe for a plague to tear through it, but–in a sense–one already had. The stooped woman got off the bus when it stopped, a webbed hand on the door to steady herself.

“Look,” Jonathan said, pointing at a small creature waiting at the dark stop. “What is it?”

“A child, a child of Innsmouth,” I told him.

He shuddered and gagged briefly. “They let them breed?” he asked as the two hybrids shuffled away.

“Some have intercouse,” I said, “but most lay thousands of eggs to be fertilized by a male.”

Jonathan tore open a window at that and vomited, the small dark things of Innsmouth scurrying forth to lap it up as the bus lurched back to its route.

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159 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Who would win between her and a Deepwater Jew?

    • Ted S.

      She would. She’s committed to genocide and the Jews aren’t.

  2. cyto

    Speaking of Eric Adams doing the pitch for data centers…

    SpaceX had their first earnings call yesterday. One thing discussed was their heavy move into data centers for AI.

    Elon said they had more power generation capacity in place than they have computers for their planned build out in the next year or so. They are making billions selling compute to their rivals. They recoup their capex investment in a year!

    They will be building on a new Nvidia architecture and launching the exact same platform into space starting next year (starship willing).

    They are tackling the regulatory minefield here on earth, but in the long term their cheap launch capability will allow them to run around these roadblocks. (He talks of more than 1 launch per day in the next year or two. New starlink V 3 each sattelite has over 20x the capacity of current ones. So one starship launch will be like dozens of F9 launches)

    The future of data centers is going to be wild.

    • cyto

      That was all from memory of listening to the call while driving, so do not make investing decisions based on that post.

  3. Sean

    It’s not about Lori Lightfoot?

    • ron73440

      Lori Lightfoot is one of the Deep Ones, I believe.

  4. Sensei

    Cancel Thanksgiving. Should have done this in 1621. If it takes a worldwide pandemic for us to realize we should stop celebrating colonialism and the original superspreader event that killed Indegenous [sic] folx [sic] and women so be it.

    • cyto

      She is amazing. Her baby daddy is white, so her kid is half white…. yet she openly hates white people. So complex… definitely crazy lady vibes.

      • R C Dean

        I just love that she said something about having a half-white kid making her white-adjacent, or somesuch.

        Like, your husband’s veiny white cock colonizing your hoo-hah didn’t do that?

  5. EvilSheldon

    And now I can’t un-see it.

    In fact, I can see it among many, many more female progressive pols. Up until now, I’d always blamed fetal alcohol syndrome…

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Am I supposed to know who that is?

    “The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.”

    • The Other Kevin

      I don’t know who that is either. I would have gone with the obvious five-head joke but SF as always is next level.

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Francesca Hong, the democratic socialist leading Wisconsin’s Democratic field for governor.

      Forget it Brooks, its Madison MadTown.

      • ron73440

        I had seen her name in articles posted here, but had never seen her.

        I googled her and she has a severe case of the crazy eyes.

      • R C Dean

        I would have said, Francesca Hong, the communist who will be Wisconsin’s next governor.

    • rhywun

      She is laughably trying to move to the center but she’s so batshit nobody is buying it.

      Have fun with that, Wisconsin. 🙄

      • The Other Kevin

        Vote blue no matter who, baby!

  7. cyto

    Democrat candidate bought my number from a list and texted this to me:

    ‐———-

    Last week I went on Fox News and called the President a pedophile on live TV. They immediately cut off the interview.

    I’m Oliver Larkin, the anti-establishment Democrat running in FL-25.
    I’m fighting for Medicare for All, so nobody dies because they can’t afford a doctor. A living wage, so one job is enough. Housing people can actually afford. And getting corporate money OUT of politics.

    Our primary election is Tuesday, August 18th, just 13 days away. If you’re ready for a Democrat who will actually fight, I’m asking for your vote.

    STOP = Opt Out

    • cyto

      Last week I committed “deflation per se” on live TV….

    • R C Dean

      Is “anti-establishment Democrat” the new euphemism for communist?

      And nothing says “anti-establishment” like expanding the biggest government spending and regulatory program to cover everybody.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    And now I can’t un-see it.

    The inverse of Mar a Lago face.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      🤣

      Who will win? Hotties or fish people promising gold?

  9. The Late P Brooks

    “They let them breed?”

    I ask myself that question on a daily basis.

    • (((Jarflax

      A free society lets the stupid breed. Unfortunately once there are enough stupid you can no longer have a free society. Round and round it goes, where it stops I am afraid to know.

    • Bobarian LMD

      most lay thousands of eggs to be fertilized by a male [identifying person].

      Progressive breeding program.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Splooge out a clutch of eggs and David Hogg comes and whacks off on the pile.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Cancel Thanksgiving. Should have done this in 1621.

    It would have been better if Columbus’ expedition had gone down with all hands and the plague of whiteness had never reached these shores. The world would be a better place if everyone on the Mayflower had been slaughtered as they reached the beach.

    -Me, an hour ago.

    You can’t parody these people.

    • (((Jarflax

      All I know is if I am ever directing a colonization of an inhabited piece of land I am going full genocide. It’s evil, inexcusable, reprehensible and all that but it does solve a lot of future problems.

      • PutridMeat

        Graffiti seen on bathroom stall wall in Baton Rouge:

        “If we’d known it would be so much trouble, we’d have picked our own damn cotton”

        Right next to:

        “Jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable prizes”

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Seen on the bathroom ceiling of a dive bar in Minneapolis in the late ’90s:

        “Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hands.”

      • Bobarian LMD

        Bar/Pizza Place I used to frequent back in the day:

        God is Love

        Love is Blind

        Ray Charles is Blind

        Ray Charles is God?

      • Ted S.

        This, of course, is incorrect, as I am God.

      • Threedoor

        I’m going half genocide.
        All the miles above the age of 10 get whacked or become eunuchs.

      • Threedoor

        Love is blindness
        Love is cold steel
        Fingers too numb to feel

      • Not Adahn

        Love is like oxygen
        Love lifts us up where we belong
        All you need is love

      • ron73440

        2 I remember from high school:

        You can shake it, you can break it, you can bang it off the wall.

        But ’til it’s in your pants, the last drop just won’t fall.

        And:

        Here I sit broken-hearted.

        Tried to shit, but merely farted.

      • PutridMeat

        2 I remember from high school:

        Never heard the 1st one, but the 2nd was a staple.

        Though you must have hung out with a more sophisticated crowd than I, what with all that ‘merely’ talk. Our version was ‘only’.

      • Fourscore

        “Flush twice, it’s a long ways to the Mess Hall”

        Tan San Nhut Reception Center latrine

      • Gender Traitor

        Favorite (possibly apocryphal) restroom graffiti exchange:
        “My mother made me a homosexual!”
        Response below: “If I get her the yarn, can she make one for me too?”

      • Threedoor

        Mexican Space Program.

        Outhouse at FOB Rustyamiah.

  11. rhywun

    Holy shit. Cheers and applause at the final reveal!

    • Aloysious

      At first, I thought SF used an AI image. Then I realized who that creature was, and it was somehow worse.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Truth is Stranger than Fiction… The Collected Works of SugarFree.

      • Gender Traitor

        Hey, slummy – I’ve been noticing something with Eyepiece on my phone (Android with Mull browser, Eyepiece v. 4.14.1) “Refresh comment count” keeps getting turned off when I reload the page. Any setting I need to tweak? Obviously not a big deal, just a tiny inconvenience.

      • slumbrew

        Hey GT,

        I’ve not see that w/ Firefox on Android; it looks like Mull was discontinued?

        Regardless, the ‘dynComments’ cookie defaults to 0 (off), so I strongly suspect you’re having cookies cleared (maybe a default Mull setting?).

        Since the comment-count-refresh does a back-off when there are no new comments (only checking every 5 1/3rd minutes when no new comments are found), I think that making that on by default would be reasonable.

        It won’t help with other settings if your cookings are getting dropped, but it’ll help with this one issue at least…

      • slumbrew

        I just bumped development v4.14.2 with dynComments defaulting to on. I’ll merge that into master soonish.

      • Gender Traitor

        😃👍

      • Sean

        Good. I was having the same issue as GT intermittently as well.

      • rhywun

        “master”

        *faints*

      • slumbrew

        v4.14.2 is live on master

        https://gitlab.com/glibertarians/forumProject/-/raw/master/monocle.user.js?ref_type=heads

        These are the defaults now

        initCookie(“hideOldComments”, “0”);
        initCookie(“dynComments”, “1”);
        initCookie(“muteToggle”, “1”);
        initCookie(“unreadPersist”, “0”);
        initCookie(“disableTwitter”, “0”);
        initCookie(“disableReason”, “0”);
        initCookie(“checkNewerPost”, “1”);
        initCookie(“nitterRewrite”, “0”);
        initCookie(“nitterInstances”, “nitter.net”);

      • Beau Knott

        Yeah, I’m having it on Safari, iPadOS 17.7.11

      • slumbrew

        That’s right, “master”!

        Fuck all you people renaming things to “main”.

        (Not you, Rhy).

        I continue to have master nameservers and slave nameservers, too.

      • Gender Traitor

        Not “enslaved nameserver”?

      • Threedoor

        What kind of cookies does the master cylinder eat?

  12. Aloysious

    I always enjoy a little Lovecraftian horror. Smelly fish-people and barfing. Heh.

    I’m currently reading a Sax Rohmer story, The Return of Dr. Fu Manchu. Howard, Lovecraft, Rohmer; I do enjoy revisiting their stories. They’re less insane than real life.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Graffiti seen on bathroom stall wall in Baton Rouge:

    “If we’d known it would be so much trouble, we’d have picked our own damn cotton”

    Right next to:

    “Jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable prizes”

    Is this a great country, or what?

  14. (((Jarflax

    Even Grok refuses to show me the Perez Hilton video. Sigh the one time I have ever had any interest in seeing one I can’t

    • rhywun

      Ugh what did he do now. Haven’t heard about that one in years.

  15. DEG

    “They let them breed?” he asked as the two hybrids shuffled away.

    “Some have intercouse,”

    Chaosium worked that into one “Call of Cthulhu” campaign book. It was part of “Fatal Experiments” if I remember correctly.

  16. R.J.

    Loved it, kept scrolling and saw the picture… BOOM! Perfection.

  17. Ted S.

    Being kidnapped, tortured, and killed is bad.

    Being one of the survivors is worse because the survivors are women.

    That’s the thesis of a radio documentary on Baluchistan I’m listening to.

    When indigenous women go missing, however….

    • ron73440

      When indigenous women go missing, however….

      I seem to hear a lot about this, but they never talk about who the perpetrators are for some reason.

      • Threedoor

        Ive heard the libs say it’s the white man who goes onto the Rez to rape and murder them.

        Which is totes legit of course.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        They can’t stand the idea that white men may not be the absolute worst, since that is the bedrock of their belief.

      • SugarFree

        It might not be known who the perps are since the RCMP barely investigates First Nations disappearances at all, despite the constant yammering in the Canadian press.

        This is a good video on one of them they barely bothered to look into. This wasn’t an isolated case of them ignore missing women.

        https://youtu.be/MpqlehrSlpE?si=TLrThSIhqSd2D2Vd

      • CPRM

        Rez culture is much like inner city culture. Abusive males, antagonistic females; blame everyone one else for their failings.

      • CPRM

        Not a race thing, a culture thing, as it is the same amongst white trash.

      • JaimeRoberto feckful & gruntled

        Peter Santanello did a series on various reservations. Some white lady who was married to an Indian, Navajo I think, was prattling on about people from outside the reservation committing crimes against women. She cited one example, but when Peter asked a followup question, she admitted the crime was committed by another Indian.

        Tyler Sheridan works the theme into some of his shows too (Wind River and Yellowstone).

        Apparently there’s a lot of issues with jurisdiction which can allow things to fall through the cracks, but I suspect most of it is coming from inside the house or they are simply running away since life on the reservation looks pretty miserable.

      • UnCivilServant

        life on the reservation looks pretty miserable.

        I have oft repeated that the most depressing place in the United States that I’ve seen was the Navajo Reservation.

    • Ted S.

      Oh and the documentary has a music bed that’s supposed to be sad piano music, but is just enraging because of how obviously manipulative it is.

  18. J. Frank Parnell

    GODDAMN FUCKING FUCK YOU PRINTER I DON’T FUCKING CARE THAT YOU’RE OUT OF FUCKING MAGENTA YOU DON’T FUCKING NEED FUCKING MAGENTA TO PRINT MY FUCKING BLACK AND WHITE FORM THAT I NEED TO PRINT RIGHT FUCKING NOW FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR MAGENTA YOU’RE GETTING THE FUCKING OFFICE SPACE TREATMENT LATER YOU FUCK.

    • JaimeRoberto feckful & gruntled

      You’re lucky, he’s lucky, I’m lucky, we’re all lucky!

      • Ted S.

        Wouldn’t you like to be a lucky, too?

    • Fourscore

      I replaced a magenta yesterday, same reason.

      Not just you, JFP

      “Use only Epson ink too, you cheap bastard”

  19. J. Frank Parnell

    Sorry, had to get that off my chest.

    • R.J.

      That was fantastic. I may get it printed on a T – shirt.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Sorry, had to get that off my chest.

    Better than shooting up the local Office Depot.

  21. Not Adahn

    If your facial structure precludes you from wearing a monocle, you should not be in any position of power.

    • Ted S.

      I don’t believe the beady eyes or rats are conducive to wearing a monocle.

      • Not Adahn

        And I’m not in any position of power!

        Although I was the only one wearing one at the memorial.

    • UnCivilServant

      So what you’re saying is that my Neanderthalic brow ridge and chubby cheeks make me the ideal candidate for higher office?

    • R.J.

      I wish that was true. I suppose we shall see.

    • Not Adahn

      Is she going to be scarfing down cheese and chugging Leinenkugels in order to prove her sconnie bona fides?

      • The Other Kevin

        1. At rallies, point randomly into the crowd. Smile and act surprised, as if you recognized someone.
        2. Use a black/southern accent when making speeches.
        3. WIN!

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Is that with or without the inevitable fraud?

      • The Other Kevin

        It’s not clear if the odds are for winning on election day, or 6 weeks later.

      • Sensei

        True!

        However, the nice thing is that when people put real money on the line some of them are taking that into account. Also, the idea is to “be right” and not let cheering for “your team” have you make a bad bet.

      • R C Dean

        Milwaukee has a long history of ballot manufacturing, so, yeah, she’s the next governor.

    • rhywun

      Zounds. She must be really toxic for voters to be taking notice.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    This is a good video on one of them they barely bothered to look into. This wasn’t an isolated case of them ignore missing women.

    Just as long as you don’t do something truly heinous, like attempting to smuggle a six pack of beer into a verboten zone.

  23. R.J.

    I am now in a one-hour leadership meeting, where I must participate in crap that in no way helps finish difficult projects or solve issues for our customers.

    • JaimeRoberto feckful & gruntled

      Will it help you become more proficient in sexual harassment?

      • The Other Kevin

        For hockey we all have to go through an abuse prevention program every year. Many of us have noticed it feels like a “how to” guide.

      • JaimeRoberto feckful & gruntled

        Why do you need that for hockey?

    • Not Adahn

      Have you considered thinking outside the box to synergize core competencies and optimize your customer-focused mindset?

    • Ted S.

      Be a leader and tell everyone you all need to get back to work.

      • slumbrew

        Rufus, is that you?

    • EvilSheldon

      Are there snacks?

    • EvilSheldon

      So yeah, I get that Deputy Commissioner of Wellness is a do-nothing sinecure, but even so, you’d think the position would come with a background investigation that would reveal active gang affiliations…

      -OR-

      “But not all cops!”

      • Ted S.

        Technically, 99.99% is “not all”.

      • Evan from Evansville

        “…a background investigation that would reveal active gang affiliations…” Pretty simple, frankly.

        “Do you have children?”
        “Yes.” <– "Gang affiliation discovered! Take this position! You've earned it!"

  24. The Late P Brooks

    I am now in a one-hour leadership meeting, where I must participate in crap that in no way helps finish difficult projects or solve issues for our customers.

    A good leader is an expert in obfuscation and deflecting responsibility.

  25. The Other Kevin

    Just in case you needed an X update:
    Today half the posts are anti-Fauci, and the other half are people on the right arguing that the Iran war was a mistake and is driving up prices vs people saying prices are a little high but Gen Z are just being whiny bitches.

      • R.J.

        Same. I would almost rather listen to a universe of HR women tell me about change management.

    • EvilSheldon

      It’s always been a little too convenient to me, how the government has shifted blame for all the ill shit it’s done, on to an entire generational cohort. Deliberate psyop? Maybe not. Prospiracy? Wouldn’t surprise me.

      None of this is to say, of course, that the boomers aren’t hysterically out-of-touch and self-absorbed, nor that the Zoomers aren’t brainless entitled wimps.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m pretty much done with Facebook and Instagram, but I’m still on X a little too often. This type of thing is helping, though, because I keep asking myself why I keep going there to read the same shit over and over. I suspect I’ll be cured of it before long.

      • ron73440

        I had to quit X, it had turned into a time sink.

        I would read what stupid people were saying and next thing I knew it was really late, why was I still awake?

        Then I asked myself if it was worth being so tired just to read inane BS.

        I still get into it occasionally, why do I do this to myself?

      • R.J.

        I just looked at cat memes, never posted and then got banned. So there’s that. I never got a chance to have X turn into a time sink.

      • The Other Kevin

        @Ron I find that’s the strongest motivator for me. Why am I doing this?

  26. R C Dean

    Beautifully done. I’m reading along in a pretty typical SF joint, and wham! The punchline pic comes out of nowhere.

    • R C Dean

      Anti-discrimination laws are color-blind is a fringe idea.

      OK, Vox.

      *edges slowly out of room without making eye contact*

      • Mad Scientist

        There’s a street in almost every city named after a certain Dr. King who promoted this fringe idea. It’s just that fringe.

    • rhywun

      Paywalled. Shame.

      But yeah it looks like another dispatch from upside-down land.

      • Sensei

        Turn off javascript

      • rhywun

        Not bothering for that trash lol

      • rhywun

        OK did it temporarily.

        “if the colorblind thesis is imposed by the Constitution itself, that means that judges must strike down any law or government program that takes account of race, whether in hiring, federal contracting, university admissions, elections, or the military”

        JFC of course. That is the point you goddamn racist retards. I stopped there. Too much willful ignorance.

  27. Evan from Evansville

    Thanks for my ‘full reveal’ of my damage, yesterday. Not the easiest thing to write, but I hope it was as lighthearted as possible, and am happy that’s how it naturally came out. Was going for ‘reality,’ but with piss jugs and escape quests instead of anything sappy. After hearing about my story for ~7yrs, and I have shared the pic of my shattered skull and removed brain chunk before, I think the surgery pics helpfully add the true flavor of how bad the damage is/was.

    I’m both blessed (by family) and by quite remarkably recovery. (Go, me! Also, Thai+ docs.) BUT! An oddity I’m not sure how to address: I’m not sure if looking 99% okay, and ‘being’ (uh?) 90%(?) physically okay is part of that blessing. It really is, and I know it cuz everything could be much worse. (It’s really fairly good, considering.) But it’s tricky ‘looking’ okay but actually really not ‘being’ okay. I don’t know if it would be better /easier to have a ‘special card’ to hand out to employers to sort of let ’em know not all my failings are because I’m dumb or lazy. (Meh. I could also be dead. So, I will take the massive victory I’ve earned.) Not sure how to even think about that, cuz I’m not in the business of casually letting folk know I’m kinda fucked.

    Woke up after tons of rest but felt a bit wonky, so I slept some more. Cubs going for the sweet of LA at Wrigley, and Ohtani cranks a leadoff homer off Imanaga. Yay. Well. PCA led off the bottom half with his own solo shot. I’m going to mostly take the next few days off. First full $22/hr paycheck on Friday, and another coming in two weeks as ‘severance.’ Many things to think about.

    Hope everything is heading upward for y’all.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Vox being Vox

    Blocked, but let me guess:

    IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

    • Sensei

      The word “colorblind” might not suggest, to many casual observers, the gravity of what the phrase means, how much power it has to roll back civil-rights reforms enacted in the 1960s — and the major ideological change ushered in by this Supreme Court. Proponents of colorblindness argue that any law that draws distinctions on the basis of race, for any reason whatsoever, is equally repugnant under the Constitution. Under this theory, laws like the Voting Rights Act and similar efforts to lift up historically disadvantaged racial groups are legally indistinguishable from the very kind of Jim Crow discrimination that the VRA sought to abolish.

      • slumbrew

        laws like the Voting Rights Act and similar efforts to lift up historically disadvantaged racial groups are legally indistinguishable from the very kind of Jim Crow discrimination that the VRA sought to abolish.

        Now you’re getting it.

        The way to end discrimination is to stop descriminating.

      • rhywun

        “stop descriminating”

        Literally Jim Crow 2.0.

        Just ask every Democrat.

      • Brochettaward

        It’s not really a theory of law as much as it is an honest reading of the Constitution.

        Their very existence has always been nothing more than a case of legalize styled special pleading. Yea this isn’t really Constitutional, but it’s really really important because our entire worldview is being undermined left and right by disproportionate outcomes that we don’t like.

        Our system of government isn’t designed for a small racial minority to actually have proportional representation in Congress. There’s absolutely nothing in our system that would allow for that to occur short of that minority being concentrated in a relatively small geographical area. Winner takes all systems based on geographical boundaries simply aren’t going to produce that result unless…

        You care out districts based on race alone no matter how unnatural. You have to lump people together regardless of any other criteria to hit a certain threshold of a certain minority in a district. A big horizontal district stretching across an entire state that includes rural and urban areas and everything in between to try and hit it.

        The entire premise of doing this is that all black people have their own set of interests based on skin color that can only be represented by other people with their skin color. Which is itself repugnant, but the flipside of it is that other groups may see things the same way and will usually not choose someone of that skin color for that very same reason.

        It’s all grounded in repugnant identity politics that need to die a quick, yet painful death.

      • The Other Kevin

        @Bro
        The entire premise of doing this is that all black people have their own set of interests based on skin color that can only be represented by other people with their skin color.

        I agree, that’s repugnant, yet it does have some sort of logic to it. Except it doesn’t work that way in practice does it? Those carved-out districts are reliably voting Dem, but that Dem isn’t always of the same race as the voters. There was at least one recent case where the Dems redistricted, and a black representative lost his seat.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Half a turkey and swiss sandwich with a few forkfuls of potato salad verges on “more than enough”. Appetite control is a good thing.

  30. Brochettaward

    Just bought an expensive new laptop. You can’t cheap out on your tools of trade as a Firster.

    I had been holding off because of the dog and just using a cheap stand by but it’s already getting beat up by the dog. I can’t keep his dopey ass away from it. Likes to just plop his head down on it when he wants attention. Drools on it occasionally. Sometimes drops his chews on it. And when he really feels like it he’ll step on it outright. He’s Rick James-esque here.

    • Sean

      How long until the laptop is a chew toy?

      • Brochettaward

        Only time he would chew was when he wanted to piss me off and he hasn’t done that in a while.

        He’s actually amazingly well behaved when I leave him alone. Hasn’t chewed or done anything wrong. And I leave the computer on the bed recording him while I’m gone for various reasons. So he has ready access to it.

        But yea, the other stuff that he doesn’t even grasp he’s doing anything wrong are the problem. He’s 60 lb’s and he’s got a big fucking head that I don’t need on may laptop.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Under this theory, laws like the Voting Rights Act and similar efforts to lift up historically disadvantaged racial groups are legally indistinguishable from the very kind of Jim Crow discrimination that the VRA sought to abolish.

    Equal “opportunity” is a hoax. Stage-managed competition and curated outcomes are required.

  32. Sensei

    Never could have seen this coming…

    At that point, I started preparing myself to tell the customer the repair would probably be around $1,500–$1,900. I figured the board would cost somewhere in the $800–$1,000 range. After all, it’s just a printed circuit board.

    Before giving the estimate, I called Carrier Enterprise for pricing.

    $8,900.

    Not for the entire outdoor unit.

    Not for a complete system.

    Just the inverter board.

    That’s not a typo. $8,900.

    https://nitter.poast.org/reddit_lies/status/2084616858263507113

    • Threedoor

      Just replaced our entire unit.
      $11,500

      That’s crazy for the board. You could make a new one for a hell of a lot less than a tenth of that price.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of discrimination, Texas A&M (I think) faculty are suing for their Constitutional right to provide pro-gender-dysphoria propaganda in their classes.

    • Brochettaward

      Just saw a video that proves we are in the dumbest timeline. From a college campus, of course. Some right winger named James Young apparently goes around just dead naming and calling these people by their biological gender while they shriek and spit on him.

      That’s the state of discourse on our college campuses.

  34. UnCivilServant

    😭

    Rock hit my windshield.

    At some point my full glasss coverage picked up a $500 deductable. It used to be $0 for glass.

    Bastards.

    • Sean

      Is it epoxy fixable? Or is it already cracked?

      I gambled a $70 repair over $700+ and was sufficiently satisfied.

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s a pair of tiny chips. Easily epoxied. I’m going to end up eating the whole cost because of the deductable change.

    • Threedoor

      $500
      Is likely $200 more than the windshield and replacement cost.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    At some point my full glasss coverage picked up a $500 deductable. It used to be $0 for glass.

    Gee, I wonder if that has anything to do with all the whizbang sensors and whatever else they have to replace or “recalibrate”.

    • UnCivilServant

      My car hasn’t changed, it’s still a 2016. There are no sensors in the windshield.

      • Not Adahn

        …that you know of.

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