cartoon medley #13
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Derpetologist
The world's foremost authority on the science of stupidity, Professor Emeritus at Derpskatonic University, Editor of the Journal of Pure and Theoretical Derp,
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New troll level unlocked – get Taylor Switch to write a nasty song about you after you called her Slim Pickens.
I used to joke that the point of the Twatter’s was to yell at athletes when they lost you money and wish cancer upon them.
But really it’s potential is so much greater than that. You can mock world leaders, billionaires, and any celebrity you want. Even if they don’t respond, their petty egos will demand that they read it and they will let it consume them and drive their decision making.
You should only get cancer!
I second in your general direction.
I’ve had a couple answer a random question which was cool.
Ornithologists, koala, and kangaroo, WTF.
That’s ornithorhynchus, autocorrect.
Oh my!
Because of the pagination, that last one reads as Thou Not Shalt Kill. Which I guess is fine, since it doesn’t change the meaning.
You put RJ in the second toon?
Impossible to tell if that pictured alien is green or grey. Race is the most important thing.
RJ said that the Greys were well known assholes in the circles he travels.
They are known as the Buttfuckians from Uranus. And they are little naked assholes.
And yes, my résumé is damned impressive.
So it looks like Laughing Cow has not yet revealed why the cow is not laughing.
(in case you missed it: https://finance.yahoo.com/media-advertising/articles/more-100-years-laughing-cow-153800619.html )
We should take bets on why the cow is not laughing.
Here’s some possibilities, ranked (by me) as most to least likely:
* Voting is important, democracy is under attack (by Trump/Republicans) and it is your civic duty to vote (for Democrats)
* Climate change
* Nothing political, it’s some stupid marketing stunt.
* Immigrants built this country so stop being mean to them
* Gaza
I’m betting it’s voting, based on the fact that they’re doing this right before The Most Important Election In History.
Also, I predict that the Muh Palestinians crowd will throw a shitfit if it isn’t Gaza.
Please include something about going vegan.
Turning Veganese, I think I’m turning Veganese
I really think so
Mourning the disappearance of the Land O’ Lakes Indian chick?
I guessed illegal aliens the other day when it was announced.
Those poor hardworking ‘immigrants’ make up the bulk of the workforce in the dairies, this is the line the southern Idaho dairy men use to justify their hiring of border jumpers.
I will take a vegan MRE over ham slice.
Yeah the ham was bad.
That last one should be “Thou Shalt Not Kill Switch”
Agreed!
#1 might be the only viable way out of that sorry mess.
I was on the fence about putting in the alien one until I went to a comedy show on Friday featuring Jonnie W. He’s a “clean comic” so you can guess what that means. Many jokes that I think are lazy, bad, or corny get laughs, so why not try some myself?
The comedy show was in a Baptist church, and they were knives and crossbows for sale in the lobby. Really. It was a fundraiser for a charity that takes in girls from abusive homes.
The best joke he had that night was “if you can’t think of something nice to say, write it down and save it for later.”
Sell the crossbows after the show.
Not before.
Unless it was both encouragement and a threat for the comedian.