Tuesday Morning Links

by | Sep 29, 2026 | Daily Links | 215 comments

The Bears surprisingly throttled Iggles. MLB’s playoffs start today with the wild card games. My predictions for those series: Chicago (AL), Boston, Atlanta, San Diego. The UEFA Nations League games keep going with several games today. And I guess that’s pretty much it for sports.

Here’s a lighthearted story to start your morning. Fantastic. Fun. Probably not the most challenging job, but that’s fine. And apparently they’re one of the only things in California that’s not funded at all by the government. So that’s good too.

Once again we get one of those “why the fuck were we paying for this in the first place” stories. I hope this one goes 6-3.

I’m shocked! But not really.

This one is crazy. I got nothing else to add.

Just in case you needed to be reminded how crazy Europe has become. For people scare-mongering endlessly about the Russian threat, they sure do seem just as hellbent on central power as the once Red Army was.

Looks like the least effective genocide ever. Or does the mainstream media not consider this part of Palestine to be Palestine?

This seems logical. I’d rather the government not get involved in business-consumer relations, but I guess if they’re going to, they may as well do something decent.

Yikes. This is awful. Assuming from the headline that it was racially motivated…but of course that’s just some bullshit to get clicks and stoke racial division.

Let them open their mouths. And they’ll tell you who they are every single time.

Thank God they’re doing this. Nobody would have ever known otherwise.

Here’s a lovely little tune. Mostly because of Johnny Marr. Here’s another one. Such pretension in the lyrics, but it’s still one of my favorites. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Tuesday, dear friends.

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215 Comments

  1. R C Dean

    The Bears surprising;y throttled Iggles.

    The Iggles are at the very tippy top of my list of NFL teams that I want to lose every single game. Because they hired Michael Vick when he got out of prison. I was amazed the NFL even let him play again.

    • Sensei

      I grew up an Iggles fan, but I’m far from a sportsball person. So I guess I don’t have a dog in this fight.

  2. (((Jarflax

    The terrorism grift obviously pays well, but man do the Palestinian blood money set give Silicon Valley tech bros a run for their money in tackiness.

    • R C Dean

      My first thought, too. Maybe not quite Colombian drug lord tacky, but close.

    • sloopyinca

      I’m only posting it for this chuckle-generating quote from the story:

      She told officers she “could not remember any specific details” as to how the crash happened.

      James said she had been driving the vehicle for a number of months and mentioned there was a feature on the Omoda that meant “it would begin to accelerate if a certain pedal was pressed whilst it was stationary”.

    • R C Dean

      I had to google what an “Omoda people carrier” is. I was thinking maybe some kind of jumped-up golf cart? I wasn’t far off, as it turns out, since its an EV.

      • Gdragon

        I thought it was a rejected character name from “The BFG”

  3. R C Dean

    This one is crazy.

    No kidding. Claims to be trans, but there are no pics of him without a beard, he still has his dude name, and the article refers to him as “he” throughout.

    • sloopyinca

      From my reading, I think it’s a FtM troon.

      McKinsey claimed Jang had tried to pull medical tubes out of his body when he was transitioning from a woman to a man in 2010,

      • R C Dean

        Ah, got it. Pretty convincing conversion. I guess she was gay married to her wife, then did the trans thing? I wonder how exactly the kids showed up. And why were they still married, anyway?

      • Gdragon

        Yep. I got the info from the article so I knew before I looked but I was thinking that the most convincing part might be the hairline.

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, FtMs can be very convincing when stationary. The gait or voice betrays them, but testosterone is a hell of a hormone.

      • DrOtto

        +1 reverse Shanghai surprise – both sexes of Asians seems to pull off the old switcheroo better than most other racial groups.

    • R.J.

      I need a flowchart or something to understand the players and the dead person. Totally screwy.

  4. R C Dean

    Once again we get one of those “why the fuck were we paying for this in the first place” stories.

    It should be considered elective surgery, and as such, not paid for by taxpayers.

    Alternatively, any prisoner who wants trans status can get it only after a full round of surgery. See how many still want to jump on the bandwagon if there’s no backsies.

    • rhywun

      It should be considered elective surgery, and as such, not paid for by taxpayers.

      Years of “medically necessary” propaganda have to be reversed first. This is a good first step but obviously the Dems will reverse it at the first opportunity.

    • (((Jarflax

      I’m gradually becoming convinced that the surgeries should simply be banned outright. I think a person seeking out this sort of extreme self harm demonstrates that they are sufficiently insane to require a guardianship.

      • R.J.

        The surgeries should not be paid for by any insurance or government program. You want it, you pay for it.

  5. rhywun

    ‘It is absolutely ​clear to me that the glorification of violence and terrorism is completely unacceptable,’ Eralp told a news conference.

    And then her nose grew three feet.

    The issue has been extremely sensitive in Germany, which has seen a surge in antisemitic incidents since the October 7, 2023 attack on Israel by the militant group Hamas and the Israeli campaign that has laid waste to Gaza and killed tens of thousands.

    The surge in antisemitic incidents started long before then, you nitwits. Ask another communist and former Chancellor how she managed to achieve that. It’s almost like they deliberately intend to wreck anywhere they get power.

  6. R C Dean

    Let them open their mouths.

    I continue to be surprised at the number of sort of alt-culture writers on SubStack who are going along, making some interesting points about the current sort of malaise afflicting the US and the West generally, and out of nowhere, completely unnecessarily, they drop some “of course its the Jooz fault” quip. It really is very reminiscent of TDS in its way.

    I’ve commented once or twice that, “you know, you could removed every Jew from a position of power and the problems you discuss would be totally unaffected”. But that just triggers a dogpile of responses.

    • Ted S.

      If anybody tried the slogan “From the river to the sea, Eretz Yisrael shall be free”, the reeing would be *epic*.

  7. rhywun

    Assuming from the headline that it was racially motivated…but of course that’s just some bullshit to get clicks and stoke racial division.

    The Guardian is disgusting commie trash and that sort of thing is exactly one reason why.

    • R C Dean

      Black dudes hang black woman(‘s corpse?) racistly?

      • Ted S.

        Oh you poor misguided child. That’s not an *authentic* black man.

  8. rhywun

    Let them open their mouths. And they’ll tell you who they are every single time.

    The dopes on Fox News were in awe that vile communists could get so much approval even in “conservative, rural upstate New York”. 🤣😂

  9. rhywun

    Marr was definitely the brains behind that outfit. Love them.

    • sloopyinca

      He wrote such amazing music. Still does, to be fair. But the stuff he wrote for them was incredible.

  10. Derpetologist

    I was born in 1985 and so have vague memories of the big bad Russian bear and Iran being out to get us. Then it was Saddam, then Al Qaida, then Saddam again, then ISIS, then Russia again, and now back to Iran.

    scene: a future USO tour to support the troops fighting our umpteenth war in the Middle East

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Z6ZweeXg4

    Let’s hope those naive, isolationist, peaceniks don’t stand in the way of Trump’s big, beautiful battleships with laser cannons.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump-class_battleship#Planned_armament

    • UnCivilServant

      I just want to choke off the flow of money from college sportsball, but that really requires making the people who watch it stop caring.

      No, my emnity is not rational. And there’s no practical way to accomplish my goal.

      • juris imprudent

        And there’s no practical way to accomplish my goal.

        As if that is an impediment to Congressional action.

      • Fourscore

        Bread and circuses.

      • cyto

        They are doing a fine job of killing college sports all on their own.

        The rise in apathy is palpable.

        They took a very attractive “our team” model of student-athletes and turned it into 1 year mercenary contracts. Even the good teams are on shaky ground.

        The vast gulf between those with billionaire sponsors and the plebes will join hands with mercenary apathy to kill the golden goose.

      • R C Dean

        I had some college football on, and it seemed like every other player was a transfer.

        Yeah, the financialization of everything is why everything is enshittified.

    • Drake

      Are bills supposed to originate in the House?

      The House went on vacation until after Republicans lose the midterms to avoid doing anything.

      • Sensei

        From memory – spending bills. The Senate can originate bills.

      • UnCivilServant

        Only bills involving taxes or spending.

        Bills with unfunded mandates can start in either chamber

    • Sensei

      The fascist Trump administration and Republican state governments have instigated a genocide of LGBTQIA+ people.

      Where are the camps and crematoria?

      • UnCivilServant

        The trenders are returning to a normal state of mind!

      • The Last American Hero

        I bring this up when my coworkers get too unhinged.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Progressive forces in the Connecticut River Valley have fought back against far-right and transphobic incursions in local bourgeois media

      Eventually this turns from rhetoric to actual forces fighting

      • juris imprudent

        With this crowd? I’d bet on Harry Potter LARPing.

      • Ted S.

        Not any more since Rowling is a traitor for standing up to the TTTT “community”.

    • rhywun

      Western Massachusetts has become a refuge for internally displaced people.

      LOL OK then

      • bacon-magic

        They’re all Massholes.

      • Not Adahn

        Apparently Eastern and Western Massholes are warring tribes. Fortunately, I am not in sufficiently intimate contact with either to distinguish them.

      • Ted S.

        Were, I think. It feels like the batshit crazy are spreading out of Boston much the same way NYC is spreading north.

      • DEG

        Were.

        Berkshire County had a secession movement to form their own state because they didn’t like being ruled by Boston which had different politics. The western MA college towns were always crazy because they didn’t have old money and machine politics like in Cambridge to rein in their crazier tendencies.

        Nowadays, Berkshire County is dominated by Democrats. The western MA college towns are just as crazy as they always have been.

      • slumbrew

        You move to Western Mass when Cambridge is insufficiently left wing for you.

      • rhywun

        You move to Western Mass when Cambridge is insufficiently left wing for you.

        Much like Ithaca (where AOC and Hasan recently dazzled audiences) versus NYC.

      • slumbrew

        I had an old co-worker who moved to Madison, WI because Boston was too right-wing.

        (he was not missed)

      • rhywun

        Same with a friend of a friend who claimed to be an “anarchist” so he moved to Portland. 🙄

        CWAA

      • juris imprudent

        Besides, the Western Massachusetts Communist Party of the USA? Sounds like splitters.

      • Not Adahn

        Western Massachusetts club of the Communist Party USA

        Not a splinter group, lust a local group.

      • juris imprudent

        I’d still say splitters – as in split personalities.

  11. Fourscore

    Walz takes full responsibility. Strange that the Lt Gov apparently had no idea what was going on. Shirley, a 23 year old kid, won’t be able find any problems.

    MN is beautiful this time of year, for a few days anyway, without any tax payer help.

    The Mississippi runs to the sea. Gravity seems to work without a bunch of kids telling it what to do.

  12. Sensei

    The satellites, known as V3, are bigger than previous versions and are designed to be transported on a larger rocket. The company has said the satellites offer roughly 10 times better downlink capacity and about 22 times better uplink capacity than its second-generation satellites.

    It’s amazing how SpaceX has made Sci-Fi reality. If this was still government driven none of this would have happened.

    https://www.wsj.com/science/space-astronomy/spacex-launches-starship-for-first-orbital-test-566a1a1e?st=PsQdSw&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

      • EvilSheldon

        AZERTY keyboards. It’s always the French…

    • R C Dean

      This one launch, with a (very) partial payload of the new V3 Starlinks, increased the Starlink capacity by 2.5%.

      People scoff at Musk’s plans for orbital data centers. I don’t think we have a sense yet of exactly how much he can put in orbit with Starships and Super Heavies.

      Keep in mind, too, that this was the first time they even tried to put a Starship in orbit. And they did, even with the loss of engines thrown into the mix.

      • Sensei

        That failure redundancy is part of the design.

  13. Sensei

    Thoughts of misery and woe tide us through the happy times!

    DUBAI—Iran’s ability to choke off oil flowing through the Strait of Hormuz—and use that as leverage in talks with the U.S.—is breaking down, raising the risk it will resort to military escalation to bolster its position.

    https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/middle-east-oil-exports-rebound-as-irans-chokehold-on-hormuz-breaks-down-4ffde655?st=vCMtxJ&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    Although it very well may be a correct prediction.

    • Derpetologist

      The Iranians can and will drag this out for a very long time. Russia and China will help them as it is a cheap way for them to stick it to the US. It’s kind of like the Berlin Airlift.

      Even if Iran’s government collapsed, whatever replaced it would be just as hostile to the US and Israel.

      There’s no path to an American victory given all the constraints.

      • Ted S.

        Even if Iran’s government collapsed, whatever replaced it would be just as hostile to the US and Israel.

        Why do you believe this is axiomatic?

      • Derpetologist

        In the past century, the only Iranian government that was pro-US was the one we installed and propped up.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SAVAK

        ***
        According to a declassified CIA memo citing a classified U.S. Senate Foreign Relations Committee report, the CIA played a significant role in establishing SAVAK, providing both funding and training.[7] The organization became notorious for its extensive surveillance, repression, and torture of political dissidents.
        ***

        Right now, they have a theocracy on paper and de facto junta. Even if they somehow went back to having another guy like Mossadegh or the first Pahlavi, that man would have no incentive to make deals with the US.

      • juris imprudent

        Everyone around the world should love us – we’re the most loveable people in the world. Why won’t they? What’s wrong with them??

    • R C Dean

      What they can’t do is get their oil to market, no matter what they actually manage to do to escalate. Trump is an idiot for not blockading their oil and going after their finances immediately. That’s the only way he can possibly win, and that should have been clear from the outset. I have no idea how long Iran can survive under the current sanctions and blockade.

      And what exactly can Iran do that would matter, other than cutting off the Strait again (which they apparently can’t do, which is why the WSJ is moaning about escalation).

      • Derpetologist

        It matters that Iran has withstood enormous pressure from the US, just like Cuba and North Korea.
        They scored a major victory just by not surrendering.

        Iranians are also pretty good at smuggling, and oil is only half of their exports.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxation_in_Iran#Smuggling

        ***
        One Majlis member recently stated that IRGC black-market activities alone might account for $12 billion per year.[49] Iranian commander Mohammadreza Yazdi has stated that all IRGC economic activities are legitimate.[57]
        ***

        The IRGC isn’t going bankrupt anytime soon. $12 billion per year is enough to pay every member a 60k salary. You can live like a king there for 12k/year.

      • juris imprudent

        As if impoverishment of the masses has led to regime change in Cuba or North Korea.

      • Ted S.

        As if people not rebelling means they not only support the current regime but that they want something even more extreme.

      • Not Adahn

        Eh. This whole “Iran is indestructible and the US is impotent and the only reasons that Iran hasn’t struck back and obliterated the US in righteous justice is because they are kind, wise and benevolent” narrative was old the moment it first got trotted out.

  14. Tres Cool

    Whaddup doh’

    • rhywun

      “Establishment consensus” is sure doing some heavy lifting there. The “establishment” there hasn’t been anything like “moderate” for decades.

      • Unreconstructed

        I was reading something on Reddit the other day, where a European claimed that American leftists would be center-right in Europe. And then claimed that was because America was so right-wing. Perspective is a helluva drug.

  15. Common Tater

    “T.J. Edwards seemingly read the script.

    During the third quarter of the Bears’ 27-7 win over the Eagles on “Monday Night Football,” the Chicago linebacker appeared to listen in on a play call from Jalen Hurts.

    While gathered with his teammates, the quarterback communicated the play as Edwards crept in from behind. Seconds later on fourth down, Edwards intercepted a pass intended for DeVonta Smith.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/09/29/sports/jalen-hurts-appears-to-leak-play-call-to-bears-t-j-edwards-who-intercepts-pass-seconds-later/

    Suspicious.

    • Swiss Servator

      Don’t you huddle up a few yards back from the line of scrimmage so that can’t happen? Jalen Hurts supra-genius strikes again?

      • Common Tater

        Maybe the linebacker crossed the line?

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      1. No tie downs.
      2. Trailer jack is still down.
      3. Too much tongue weight / trailered car is too far forward on the trailer.
      4. Towing vehickle is too light.
      5. Person driving is an idiot.

      I was on Interstate 35 in West Duloot. The truck in front of me had a brand-new riding lawnmower on a trailer. The lawnmower was not strapped down. The trailer hit a bump and deposited the lawn mower right in my lane.

      • Sensei

        Good news is that I think (tough to tell) that the chain is crossed!

        Safety!

      • DEG

        That might top the time I saw someone towing a car using bungee cords.

  16. Common Tater

    “A Tennessee Death Row inmate says she feels a true connection with Lindsay Clancy, saying they share “uniquely female issues” as she faces state execution for her crimes this week….

    She told the reporter … “I feel a kinship with Lindsay. We are both females who got into trouble because of uniquely female issues. One thing is different, however, is that times have changed a lot on awareness of women’s issues since I was put on trial.”

    Pike delivered the fatal blow, using a chunk of asphalt to bash Slemmer in the head. She then carved a Pentagram — the sign of satanic imagery — into Slemmer’s chest and took home a piece of Slemmer’s skull as a trophy.

    Pike was arrested 3 days later and confessed to police that she murdered Slemmer because she thought Slemmer was trying to steal her boyfriend.”

    https://www.tmz.com/2026/09/29/tennessee-inmate-on-death-row-compares-herself-to-lindsay-clancy/

    It’s a women’s issue.

    • UnCivilServant

      Lady, just because the woman who murdered her children isn’t facing the death penalty doesn’t mean she deserves to live any more than you do.

      • UnCivilServant

        To be clear – you should both ride the lightning.

    • Rat on a train

      Men don’t understand the temporary psychosis women regularly endure.

      • Derpetologist

        cartoon

        Man: You don’t understand what it’s like to have chemicals in your brain that make you crazy

        Woman: [incapacitating laughter]

      • Fourscore

        Sometimes on a daily basis…

    • Ted S.

      I thought immigrants weren’t supposed to be getting bennies anyway.

    • rhywun

      Given that “local organizations that work closely with refugees, asylees and others” lie through their teeth constantly about this stuff, I’m sure you’re right.

      • juris imprudent

        A man who sustained serious injuries while aiding the U.S. military in his home country of Afghanistan; a math professor and his doctor wife from Algeria, who sought better support for their child with autism; a young refugee family fleeing the conflicts of political strife and war in their native land

        Well, one out of three sounds legit.

    • Gender Traitor

      Is Philly a sanctuary city? They could be “lawfully present” as far as the local PTB are concerned.

      • rhywun

        If it’s run by Democrats, almost certainly.

    • R C Dean

      “Lawfully present” probably means under some kind of Biden-era deferred status. Its the kind of obfuscatory language that lumps together people who have done it right (green cards) and those that were imported to bolster the leftist agenda.

      I gather permanent green card holders and some “asylees” (Cubans and Haitians?) can get Medicaid after a five year waiting period. But that’s about it. The ones they are whining are very likely not eligible anyway. Although I think states can give them Medicaid as long as they don’t try to get federal matching funds for it. I know, stop laughing.

      • Derpetologist

        Always and everywhere, the ruling class wants taxes and servants. This explains the immigration policies of many countries.

        Even if they don’t get taxes or servants, they’ll settle for complacent subjects, AKA sheeple.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Saw similar stories on all the local KC channels this morning.

      Marching orders have been sent.

      • rhywun

        I’m sure they will push a lot more sob stories leading up to the election.

  17. RAHeinlein

    Coming soon to NYC and other socialist cities:

    https://www.dw.com/en/could-a-left-party-government-in-berlin-expropriate-large-real-estate-companies/a-79399683

    “The socialist Left Party, which won the Berlin election on September 20, was the only major party on the ballot that said it would implement the results of Berlin’s 2021 referendum, when 57.6% of Berliners voted to expropriate the apartments owned by real estate companies that own more than 3,000 units.”

    Bloomberg had a piece on this today but paywalled:

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-09-29/threat-of-berlin-property-grab-is-spooking-real-estate-stocks

    • R C Dean

      “You think Berlin has a housing problem now? You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet!”

      • Rat on a train

        Why won’t developers build more apartment buildings so we can take them?

    • rhywun

      Who doesn’t want there neighborhood to turn into a ghetto?!

      • Fourscore

        My neighbors ?

  18. Common Tater

    Anyone else having problems with this site?

    • Trigger Hippie

      Functionally or philosophically

      • Rat on a train

        It’s not yet the season for the airing of grievances.

      • Trigger Hippie

        “I’ve got a lot of problems with you people!!!”

  19. PieInTheSky

    During commie times in plagrounds these large concrete slides were built. They were deemed unsafe for modern times so the metal stairs thst led to the top were welded shut. So that the kids cannot use the slides

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/rVas3a54kmFvgZe99

  20. Common Tater

    “Boston Mayor Michelle Wu’s administration is offering taxpayer-funded scholarships for an activist program while limiting participation to immigrants, including non-U.S. citizens, a requirement that has drawn criticism online.

    The Immigrants Lead Boston program, run by the Mayor’s Office for Immigrant Advancement, is designed for “emerging leaders” interested in advocating for Boston’s immigrant communities. Participants meet city officials and receive training aimed at helping them engage with local government and organize within their communities during the 10-week program….

    Boston is paying immigrants $575 apiece to complete a 10-week course in political organizing, with no legal-status check on applicants and native-born US Bostonians barred from the program entirely, according to the city’s own website.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/09/boston-mayor-michelle-wu-giving-tax-dollars-exclusively/

    OFFS!!

    • cyto

      Why is it OK for the government to pay for political organizing of any stripe? This seems to be way across the line.

      I mean, could DeSantis use state funds to pay for republican “get out the vote” activists?

      • rhywun

        lol Democrats have been laundering tax dollars into electing more Democrats for a long time, why stop now.

    • slumbrew

      God, she’s such an awful person. I almost wish I lived in Boston just so I could vote against her.

  21. Brochettaward

    They’re going after my boy Chris Hansen. The left can’t handle the damage he did to mainstreaming pedophilia.

    • cyto

      It really is wild how much attention he is getting, two decades removed from the show. And all hit peices. Weird

    • Brochettaward

      I’m talking about the Hollywood slop “Primetime.” Dramatized bullshit. Is anyone surprised to see Hollywood attempt to turn this into a gray area? To paint the death of a pedo who shot himself in the head as the climax of it all? And we have to pretend that Hansen having an affair is on the same level of sin as trying to fuck toddlers.

      They can’t just come out and say leave the kiddie diddlers alone, but they really want you to know that you should leave the kiddie diddlers alone.

      • Ted S.

        I thought the guy who shot himself wasn’t a pedo.

      • cyto

        They have gone back to trying to enforce the PC term “minor attracted persons” a couple of times recently.

        The broad and continual push in this direction makes me wonder if this kink isnt more widespread than I want to think.

    • ron73440

      I watched his show occasionally, what I remember most was the unending stream of creeps.

      My favorite one was a guy holding a bag from McDonald’s said the email Hansen was reading wasn’t from him.

      Hansen replied:

      “The email says you will show up at 3 o’clock with food from McDonald’s.”

      “It’s 3:00 and here you are…with McDonald’s.”

      I don’t know why, but the pause made me laugh.

      • Brochettaward

        Was it a Happy Meal? I hope it was a Happy Meal. With a really cool toy for a good little boy/girl who can keep a secret.

      • R C Dean

        *edges away from the Bro*

      • Ted S.

        Shouldn’t you have done that ages ago?

  22. Common Tater

    “Attorney Who Sued Hospitals in 40 States Over Ivermectin Tells Ron Johnson: 69 of 72 Patients Who Received Ivermectin Survived When Courts Forced Treatment — All 140 Patients Denied the Drug Died

    Bowden has said hospital staff called Fort Worth police when her nurse arrived to administer the drug, and that after the hospital won on appeal, Jones’ feeding tube was wrapped to keep anyone from slipping ivermectin through it. The Texas Medical Board later reprimanded Bowden over the episode. The patient never received the medicine inside that hospital.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/09/attorney-who-sued-hospitals-40-states-ivermectin-tells/

    Insane.

      • Not Adahn

        Lawyer can’t lie, they’re officers of the court!

    • R C Dean

      Well, hospitals typically only allow their staff to administer drugs (and I think we can all see why). So while hospitals shouldn’t have blackballed ivermectin, not allowing randos off the street to administer drugs to their patients doesn’t get my dander up.

      • Common Tater

        My understanding is he was a doctor, and as you know most doctors working in hospitals don’t work for the hospital.

      • Ted S.

        Don’t they have to have admitting privileges?

  23. cyto

    On the “holy cow, that is weird” front:

    There is a show that I missed called “The Rehearsal” on HBO. A friend recommended it and I have to say, it is beyond anything I would have thought possible.

    The premise: create exact duplicates of the scene – say a bar – where a subject confront a life-altering moment. Then hire actors to embody the people he will interact with so he can rehearse scenarios and perfectly navigate the situation.

    Here is how my friend described it:

    “Ok man take Andy Kaufmann’s most uncomfortable moment and multiply it by 1000 and that is this show. This guy is a mad genius. There has never been a show like this. It is a horror show that you cannot look away from. I can’t believe this is not a bigger deal.”

    Bonus quote from episode 2 from one of the people he employs to stage the rehearsals:

    “The government hires Sasquatch liasons”

    • slumbrew

      take Andy Kaufmann’s most uncomfortable moment and multiply it by 1000 and that is this show.

      Hard pass.

      • cyto

        It is surreal and grounded all at once.

        Minor Spoiler:

        Episode one is about a guy who has been pretending to have a master’s degree to impress his trivia night team.

        For over a decade.

        He wants to come clean.

        So they build a down-to-the-last-detail accurate replica of a local bar, do a fake interview with the woman on the team he is afraid of to train an actress to be able to embody her character and then rehearse his talk with her down to the very last detail. How many sips of his drink he takes, when he broaches the subject, how he greets her. Everything.

        And then they film the real event. The results are… unexpected.

        I kept thinking “these people really exist”.

        It is the biggest twist on reality TV ever.

        And yes… “hard pass” was my initial thought as well.

      • UnCivilServant

        A: What trivia team is more impressed by a Master’s Degree than a knowlege of trivia?

        B: If it matters that much why not get a Masters? They had them out like candy from the looks of modern academia.

        C: There is no way the actors are going to reflect the reactions of the real people.

      • cyto

        All true. And the reality is more bizarre than you expect.

    • rhywun

      I don’t get it.

    • Sean

      Neat.

      Although, I’m not a pick up person.

      • cyto

        That is beautiful. Which is why it probably wont get made.

      • DEG

        Ooo.

        I have a soft spot for t-tops.

      • Ted S.

        I was hoping for a Nissan ZZ Top.

      • ron73440

        That looks cool.

        It still looks a little bloated for a Z, but nice.

    • UnCivilServant

      Are they offering a computer-free model? Just give me an electrically simple V8 or inline 6 and I’m interested.

      • cyto

        Wouldn’t that be nice.

        I just had a problem with a Chevrolet. Left turn signal fast blinking intermittently. No burned out bulbs located.

        It turns out, they do the fast blink by computer now.

        The click and fast blink used to be side effects of the mechanical switch that operated the blinking, using heat from the current to turn the bulb on and off, making the click.

        Now they use computers and voltage sensors to tell them if a bulb is out and make the lights blink with computer commands.

        So….

        It was either a faulty sensor, wiring issue, or faulty computer.

        It was a corroded connection in the rear taillight assembly.

        They charge $250 for a diagnostic screening these days – plugging in an ODB2 reader and finding out that the computer cant see the rear taillight.

        Luckily, it was under warranty.

        Some things maybe didnt need a computer…..

      • juris imprudent

        Some things maybe didnt need a computer…..

        [gasps]

        After all of that talk about learn to code?

    • Grumbletarian

      I like the white and red look.

    • ron73440

      I always loved the old two tone trucks.

      One of the unfortunate parts of Dodge making the 2nd Gen trucks with the semi truck inspired front that all the other brands incorporated into their designs was that 2 tones never looked right on them.

      As the newer trucks flattened out they might look good again.

      • Sensei

        Yes, that’s a throwback to some of the 1st Gen Broncos. It’s nice to see something different for a change.

  24. Common Tater

    Look who can have a seat right over there

    “EXCLUSIVE: Former WPATH President Linked to Multiple Pro-Pedophilia Academics and Activists Over Several Decades, Previously Advocated for Sex Offender Rights

    Reduxx can reveal that a leading figure behind the World Professional Association for Transgender Health (WPATH), an organization which promotes the medical ‘transitioning’ of children, has a long history of working with pro-pedophile academics. Eli Coleman, a former WPATH president who oversaw and influenced the Standards of Care for transgender medical protocols for decades, has professional ties to multiple academics who either defended or advocated favorably for adult-child sexual relations, and had himself previously drafted Standards of Care for sex offenders……”

    https://reduxx.info/exclusive-former-wpath-president-linked-to-multiple-pro-pedophilia-academics-and-activists-over-several-decades-previously-advocated-for-sex-offender-rights/

  25. The Late P Brooks

    A patriot and a hero

    Jack Smith, the former special counsel who orchestrated the federal criminal cases against Donald Trump, plans to tell the Senate Judiciary Committee on Tuesday morning that he stands by his decision to bring charges against the president — arguing that his investigations “developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity.”

    Smith has faced unrelenting criticism from Republicans for presiding over what they view as partisan and flawed inquiries; some, including Trump, have called for him to be jailed. Yet Smith, in his opening prepared remarks obtained in advance by POLITICO, will maintain he made the right decision to prosecute Trump — both for his alleged role in trying to overturn the 2020 presidential election results that led to the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol attack, and for his alleged unlawful retention of classified documents at Mar-a-Lago.

    “If asked whether to prosecute a former President based on the same facts today, I would do so regardless of whether that President was a Republican or a Democrat,” Smith plans to say, according to his written testimony.

    his opening prepared remarks obtained in advance by POLITICO

    Every true patriot needs a good PR campaign.

    He’ll be like Christ on the cross in that hearing room.

    • cyto

      He isnt the guy you want on the rack. They needed to grill the staffers. They dontnhave the huge political connections and funding to weather the storm.

      Bring charges against a legal secretary or paralegal and offer a deal. Work your way up the the General Flynn moment.

      Not sure why they cannot see this. The dems have been doing it for decades.

    • slumbrew

      proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity.”

      That was never actually revealed? Because I don’t remember any such proof.

      • cyto

        They had 80% proof that there was a criminal conspiracy to entrap and frame trump by political operatives. He just… somehow… stopped asking questions that lead in that direction.

      • cyto

        This is why I suspect “they are all in on it in some way”.

        The questions not asked. The rocks not overturned.

        Trump nearly got assassinated.

        And nobody bothered to ask the head of the secret service “who told you to say the roof was too steep to put agents on that roof?” That is the first thread to pull.

        Yet nobody pulls it.

        All of the recent scandals have obvious questions that nobody asks. Which makes you wonder, why not ask?

        I fear the answer might be closer to why post-assasination and prosecution Trump is so much more amenable to “police action” military strikes than term 1 Trump… who famously risked WWIII by not invading Iran.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Smith will note that grand juries in two separate districts reached the same conclusion his investigation did. He also will reflect that the country is facing “challenges unlike any we have experienced in our lifetime” as U.S. citizens are routinely threatened with indictments because they are seen as opposing Trump.

    Mad King Donald is an existential threat. Off with his head.

    • cyto

      Not anymore. Now he funds Ukrain, attacks Iran and police actions places like Venezuela. And the attacks are miraculously muted, transferring to trivial executive actions instead of rogue prosecutors bringing ludicrous criminal prosecutions.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    New Nissan Z T-Top Revealed!

    not really a T top fan but I like the callback to the original silhouette.

    All analog, twin cam straight six and a five speed manual, por favor.

    • kinnath

      I like my V6 and 6-speed, thank you very much.

      • Fourscore

        A slant 6 and auto is all I need these days.

  28. Common Tater

    “Riley Gaines has suffered a major setback in her battle against transgender athletes in women’s sports after a federal judge dismissed her lawsuit against the NCAA.

    In a ruling handed down on Monday, United States District Judge Tiffany R. Johnson concluded that the NCAA is not subject to Title IX regulations because it does not qualify as a recipient of federal financial assistance.”

    https://www.dailymail.com/sport/othersports/article-16169789/riley-gaines-ncaa-transgender-lawsuit-dismissed.html

    Technically, that’s true.

    “The NCAA generates most of its revenue from media rights tied to the Division I Men’s Basketball Championship. Additional revenue comes from ticket sales, corporate partnerships and other championship events across all divisions.”

    • Common Tater

      How old is “toddler”?

      • Fourscore

        Too heavy a trigger pull, needs gunsmith care.

      • Common Tater

        Children are much better for crew served weapons.

    • ron73440

      The daycare already had a lot of security in place but is going to increase its protocols and start searching all backpacks, he said.

      Of course they are.

      • Sensei

        Since they were already likely strip searching for peanut products it’s not a huge ask.

      • cyto

        That is the rational response. I mean, this happens a dozen times every century.

    • R C Dean

      The punchline:

      a police officer who is one of the child’s parents has been taken into custody

      • Common Tater

        But it wasn’t a service weapon!

      • Ted S.

        Whycome you hate our heroes in blue?

    • UnCivilServant

      Gee, a species who spent 15,000 being selectively bred to live alongside humans has developed traits that make them better suited to live alongside humans?

      Whodathunkit?

      • Common Tater

        They can lick their own balls just to impress us.

      • slumbrew
      • ron73440

        This describes my husky perfectly.

  29. PieInTheSky

    Robby, you left your wife of 9 years to marry an Asian boy.

    Why are you not expected to overcome your “natural” love of Asian twinks, but a white with a “natural” affinity to live around other whites is?

    Shouldn’t we accept those #bornthisway?

    https://x.com/jeremykauffman/status/2104894075132584157

    Today in what the fuck is going on on the internet, conversations over the question are gay and racist equally genetic

    • Common Tater

      Well being white is racist, and that’s more genetic than gay.

      • Not Adahn

        Nuh uh! SCIENCE sez there’s no biological component to race!

      • UnCivilServant

        The way genetic traits cluster I’d be more surprised if there were not aspects more true about any given phenotype relative to the others.

        But find me the racism gene, please.

    • Common Tater

      He could resign for free.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    So now they’re trying to blow up the Cornell gang rape story. Which, forgive me, sounds a lot like remorse rape. How the fuck do I know?

    However. Things (and kids) these days being what they are, if this horrible thing really happened, I think we can safely assume multiple people were recording it on their phones and shipping it off to who knows where. Where is the video evidence?

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Open season on the quiltbag community

    The final regulation is the Trump administration’s effort to clean up the regulatory books to formally repeal the Biden-era rule and reimplement the first Trump administration’s rule on Title IX, which mandated how schools must respond to reports of sexual misconduct through a formal process.

    That included requiring colleges to respond to formal complaints with courtroom-like hearings and allowing representatives for alleged offenders and survivors to call witnesses, challenge their credibility and assess evidence. The rule also changed the government’s definition of sexual harassment and allowed schools to use a higher standard of proof in campus disciplinary proceedings compared to the Obama-era guidance.

    Obama freed them. Trump is putting them back in chains.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    she gave a statement at the time that the popo decided didn’t amount to rape.

    “At the time” was three weeks later, apparently.

    Three weeks of “when are we going to do that again?” pestering from the frat yobs?

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