The voices hadn’t quite gotten there yet, but I think these are the same characters we’ve followed since, *checks upload date* 2018. Fuck.
Hat and Hair Cartoon Rerun II: Ep 2
About The Author
CPRM
Organic troll farmer.
The voices hadn’t quite gotten there yet, but I think these are the same characters we’ve followed since, *checks upload date* 2018. Fuck.
You’ve asked yourself for WHOM the First tolls, but not where.
You are asking the wrong questions.
“The people need his wisdom.”
A frumpy middle aged liberal white woman (redundant?) has been charged with juror intimidation.
Peak derp has long been theorized about. I can’t get into specifics yet with all of you, but it is actually the key to The First That Shall Change Everything. You will know when you see it. Watch for my sign.
Video being censored by the BBC of her attempting to very slowly run from the media.
This whole melodrama… I just don’t get it, or care to. WhyTF is it all over the media? I don’t get it.
Every few years the media needs a story about a white woman involved in or the victim of a crime to cover sensationally.
But this one actually seems social media driven. Too many dumb women posting dumb shit and it’s become a cultural flashpoint.
I just thought watching this delusional human being attempt to run was worth watching. Like that may be more delusional than her belief in Clansey.
It’s the endgame of their “my body my choice” mantra.
“I did the needful. This way to the egress. >>”
That was adorable, Mo. Much thanks for the behind-the-scenes help. SF’s sorta human. Still needs some fluffin’, time to time.
I was going to say the same thing. Many thanks to Mojeaux the Mighty for going in and forcibly posting our reticent posts until this issue gets sorted.
hear hear!
And here I’m my first thoughts were that she drowned a burlap sack full of puppies of offed one of the cunty aunts.
I plead the Fifth.
Yanno, GrownUp Job might keep me away for a while, but dammit, I know the schedule. 7, 11, 3, 7.
Ow, my balls.
Penn grad killed in random Times Square stabbing was at 1st day at work after maternity leave
Also somebody in MN appears to have gone a rampage killing several shooting 2 cops.
That the one the lefty-left tried to pin as a “bankster”? And were questioning why the ACAB didn’t just tackle the deranged violent knife wielder?
Well she legitimately worked at a bank as an attorney.
No idea what department.
“vice president of business selection and conflicts for Bank of America”
Whatever that means. Prolly not the bête noire lefties have in their head when they hear about a murdered bank employee.
See the very next link. JFC.
https://careers.bankofamerica.com/en-us/job-detail/26022079/business-selection-conflicts-group-vice-president-disclosure-team-new-york-new-york-united-states-esomprank-h2loxoqndw-10
Given her job title it would appear she would be a junior person on the compliance side of their investment banking business.
So far from a “master of the universe” but a junior enabler. And no crazy compensation at the level. Just standard financial services work.
I was about to say that a bank vice president title is about the equivalent of managerial staff anywhere else. They do love their titles.
32 years old. Practically a baby. She was no kind of master manipulator like, oh, a Soros.
This reaction probably won’t make your balls feel any better.
Well, I hope Lexi Alexander dies in a fire, or at least has his career ended.
She seems nice.
She, RJ.
https://nypost.com/2026/09/02/us-news/palestinian-american-filmmaker-cheers-murder-of-erin-piacenti-with-luigi-mangione-meme/
Somehow I doubt she will lack for support. Welcome to our post Obama world.
Direct outgrowth of years of bullshit about what is or isn’t violence and how to handle dissenting views.
I feel even better about misgendering that person.
So many sick fucks out there getting clicks.
The internet was a fucking mistake.
“German-Palestinian-American filmmaker Lexi Alexander pushed an X post appearing to cheer the death of Bank of America executive Erin Piacenti Tuesday, referencing accused UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin Luigi Mangione.”
Yeah, those hyphenated locations are rather odd together. Shouldn’t belong, I’d say. I now’d wager Lefties just add the Palestinian part. Why not, if you’re them?
There’s another Lexi, Hallowell, IIRC. Steeplechase Champion. Um. Hmm. She’s a champion, she is. Wowza.
“German-Palestinian”
An actual islamo fascist.
Send her to Gaza.
Multi-culti intersectional!
Modern woman. She is wiser than us single-culti simpletons.
filmmaker Lexi Alexander pushed an X post appearing to cheer the death of Bank of America executive Erin Piacenti
“Appearing” is doing a lot of work there.
Why did I read bombs as breasts?
Because there’s something wrong with you?
That’s like saying the Sun rises in the East.
Has anyone blamed the sun’s rising on Trump yet? Luckily, it isn’t something that can be renamed.
“Dawn” will now be called “Dawnald.”
Fuck you, Erich, I’m in the west now.
Austin Powers had breast guns. I think you have to go way back to Doctor Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine to get breast bombs.
Oops. That was Doctor Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs.
*Gets Hara-Kiri knife
Because you are all man.
Like half the country just had their driver’s licenses leaked. Some third party associated with the government was apparently breached.
The ATF got hacked not too long ago as well. The ChiComs are going to know where I live now!!
I’m old enough to remember what a phone book is and am not scared.
I think it’s curious that it coincides with digital ID for internet getting closer to a reality.
I’m already kicked off the two big social media platforms.
I guess they remove my access to YouTube and craigslist next.
Not just drivers licenses leaked, but high quality photographs as well. Easy to make a fake ID with.
I renewed my DL online this year. The CDL is every five years and I managed to skip the eye test by doing it online.
Makes me wish it was like they do in AZ with the 45 year lisence.
I’m still at war with my HR depatment.
Not only have they uploaded a photo of my driver’s license to the UKG cloud, they have also uploaded a copy of my passport, my ramp badge, and my signature. And UKG already has my SSN because they do our payroll.
Has UKG been hacked? YES! At least twice.
My only recourse is 1 year of credit monitoring after my ID has been stolen.
Why? I am expected to keep the company data safe. Do they not also have my back?
Speaking of content, I just submitted ‘Chapter 2′ of my little tale. No gore or nuttin’, but some normal emotion on my failed return to Korea in ’20. Of highlight, perhaps here, is going back there right as COVID started and the insanity of going through quarantine.
Spoiler: I escaped. In my scheme for this project, the Crest Quest bit is the immediate hook to show the reader what’s up, and I explained the new one. After those, I’ve no need to dip more toes into that swamp, voice established, and can take my ‘Goofy Yankee Meanders Thru Post-COVID America’ tale how I feel best.
No gore. Sad.
No nuttin. Glad.
Oh, I can hook you up with the full gore if ya want. Derp’s seen ’em.
Earlier today, I mentioned being alone (with a bottle of vodka!) in an empty Moscow airport for like seven hours in 2011, flight between Korea /Paris. The completely barren Incheon Airport on my flight back to America in 2020 was also, equally, bizarrely surreal.
“My wild weekend at a 24-hour sex ‘camp’ — complete with steamy tent play, naughty costumes and more
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It ran from 8 p.m. this past Saturday night to 8 p.m. Sunday, with over 110 guests in attendance.
Tickets ranged from $54 to $130, depending on how many of the three 8-hour shifts (nighttime, overnight, and daytime) a guest attended, with about half bunking down together for the full 24 hours.
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No one was getting in without a sexy, camp-themed costume, which made sense as a swarm of eager attendees clad in neck kerchiefs paired with a pair of skimpy khakis and a slew of open shirts that revealed heaving breasts and shorts cut high enough to reveal male and female butts alike ran past me.”
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Why does none of that sound like fun? Also, no way the folk there, certainly the most eager, unless well paid or brought there , why would I expect any of the ‘available’ chicks there to be hot? More simply, girls I’d wanna fuck? Yuckers, yuckery yuck yuck.
The rule is that the people most in to these things are those you’d least want to interact with in such situations.
Yes, unless you’ve got a shitload of $$. Then, all the chicks are hot and willing, and also very good at their jobs. Like, ‘properly’ trained escorts, who give the Full Girlfriend Experience, and are really good at making male sexual fantasies come true.
Those could be fun, as long as I don’t have to see any other dudes doing the same. A private room, a suite, rather. Jacuzzi, serene interior, beautiful view.
If I had Epstein $$, I can easily see that being a fucking helluva fun weekend. Duh, it was super, mega-happy fun. Alas, I’ve only got Ev-$$, but honey. I’m rich in personality. *Prince guitar riff*
Now you’ve got me thinking on the logistics of how the hiring for such an event works.
I thought Prince would make you think of Batman.
(The logistical web of NDAs would be nuts, blackmail in all directions.)
“Not tonight, I have a headache.”?
“By the way, my parents are coming to spend the night. Why were you looking at the waitress like that at dinner?”
(“I’ll have what she’s having.”)
I’m told, the ‘real’ deal is an expensive escort who plays up the early-infatuation phase, hormonally frisky and you’re just the bestest, most bestest person who exists. I’ve had actual, real girlfriends hit that phase and it’s rather lovely.)
Speaking of, Minnesota Munchkin and I talked today, we frequently do, and she again wants to go on vacation together. We’d do Yellowstone if we had $$, but she wanted to meet in the middle. Apparently, she LOVES Cedar Rapids, a prephitty good midway between Indy and Sauk Centre, her detested ‘home’ town. We’ve made a meet-up a goal before the year ends.
If, and more likely when, we get together, um. There is no way crazy hormonal fireworks won’t be exploding all around us, which would be a lovely way to EARN that Epstein $$ experience. *fingers crossed* Bestest thing, I won’t need to … inseminate her with my ‘libertarian’ moral, cultural and political philosophy, cuz she’s One of Us, far harsher than me. She’s likely on Suthen’s level of anger. (Wish he’d be ’round again.)
Brown, abused orphan immigrant who fucking hates liberals and other brown, grifting bullshiters that flock amongst us. She’d be an ideal poster child for their shit, and well-spoken and cute, she’d love to do it… if she didn’t want to put their heads on pikes as a warning to others.
If I want to stare down my 19 year old waitress with a fat ass while heavily breathing and eating my lobster with hands covered in butter, I’ll be damned if some woman is going to tell me otherwise.
(Whoops. “I’ll have what she’s..” is for ‘my’ girl to be saying that to me about another girl at one of these erotic festivities. over and out)
Honey Harvest is coming up and in her neck of the woods, Mr Romantic.
Pics of dildos, butt plugs, tattooed sleazebags, and a chick that looks like Grace Jones in the ‘80s. No fucking thanks.
Happy Thor’s day!
⛈️⚡️☕️
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf7NFG7xD2c
🎶🎶
Banger.
Good morning, Sean, Ted’S., Grumble, rhy, and (if you’re still around) CPRM!
All you credit unionsters stay safe from knife-wielding freaks in Times Square!
Inorite??? Maybe my coworkers are a little safer since we stopped calling every branch manager a “vice president.”
GM, GT
How are you today, Grumble?
The week has been a mixed bag.
Good: over the flu I had last week, which is nice. Also I am getting comfortable in my new role, which is far less stressful and turned out to be a small raise in pay as well.
Bad: My godfather passed away over the weekend from complications of lung cancer. I got to see him when I was up in NH in June and July, so that was good, and he was able to see all of his kids and grandkids before he went, fortunately in his sleep. And he was okay with the situation, or so I heard. There are far worse ways one can go. I spoke with my godmother the other day and she’s doing as well as can be expected, but she was glad to hear from me directly.
I’m glad you’re feeling better, but I’m sorry for your (and his family’s) loss.
Finally, an appropriate stock photo to accompany an article
KINGSTON – The Kingston Common Council, upon a recommendation from Mayor Steve Noble, approved a memorandum of agreement with the city’s PBA union.
The new labor pact gives members a 3.75 percent raise per year, or a 15 percent overall pay hike through the duration of the four-year agreement from Jan. 1, 2026 to Dec. 31, 2029.
The Professional Bowler’s Association has a union?
Professional bowlers are getting better raises than I do. The voters must be thrilled.
Kingston is half dump, half champagne socialists trying to bring NYC politics north.
Another fit about temporary status
As temporary and limited as copyright.
I wonder how safe El Salvador is relative to DC now.
I hope left and right can agree this person needs to be severely punished
So, being awake at 1:30am, I ran an errand. I got back at 3am. Somehow somebody took my spot. While objectively amild annoyance, it astounds me that it doesn’t matter what time of day, the moment I move my car somebody takes my parking spot.
Morning.
More on the data leak.
https://krebsonsecurity.com/2026/09/fbi-probes-service-selling-153m-drivers-licenses/
Yeesh, consolidate too much information in one place and this is what you get nowadays. On the plus side maybe we’ll get free credit and identity theft monitoring for a year.
Just issue everybody a new identity.
Hey after 4 years or so I get $17 from Equifax!
Just issue everybody a new identity.
I call dibs on Tom Brady.
Is that the same company that Gunbroker is now using to scan IDs and collect biometric information?
(Which I refuse to use any longer.)
Nevermind. I asked AI.
It’s not.
Would you like to buy ammo in NJ?
You need a firearm card and photo ID (usually drivers)
Cool – say hello to 153 million new vibrant neighbors.
UnCiv, if you’re planning on showing up at their Sunday’s mathch, consider participating. It’s an SCSA match so literally a “stand there and shoot these five targets” format — the adult version of KFGC Winter Steel. I’d recommend five magazines/speed loaders, and if you do want to use the revolver you’ll need a holster. If you bring a .22LR pistol or rifle no holster is needed. Don’t get intimidated or compare yourself if you go that route — the rimfire divisions are dominated by speed addicts who can’t stand that extra holster draw time being added to their scores.
If you shoot the 1911 (with a holster and 5 mags), you’ll probably win the Single Stack division since the other 1911 guys haven’t signed up.
🤔
I have six magazines for each of the semiautos by default (12 for the 1911 for some reason 🤷♂️). I have competition belts and holsters for the 1911 and shadow 2. (I only have a carry holster for the Shield X right now)
I don’t have a holster for the revolver.
I’ll have to think it over. I assume it’s sign up on practiscore?
Yes.
You can also bring multiple guns, with a discount after the first one, but I’m trying to be conservative in my ammo consumption until the end of the season. I’m down to 192 rounds of non-zinc plated 9×19, but should be picking up a case today.
I personally enjoy SCSA on two levels — it’s a training game for my real one — a crapton of draws/first shots compared to a USPSA match which is excellent practice but as I’ve developed a little proficiency I’ve come to appreciate the zen archery/golf “one perfect complex motion” aspect.
Honestly, the S2 would be a perfect choice for this game.