“I knew it,” said the Hair.
“Knew what,” asked the Hat.
“Hunter Biden is a cocksucker.”
“Everyone knows that.”
“I mean an actual, literal knob-gobbling fag. Like Mayor Pete, and Scott Bessent.”
“I think it’s been pretty obvious he doesn’t care about where he sticks his dick.”
“And, it gets better. Joe visited him in his crack den with Secret Service in tow.“
And everyone just laughed and laughed.
Sometimes “truth” is stranger than fiction.
If he was really gay he’d be a better artist.
Oh, snap!
And a better dresser. Look at those tighty whities.
Yeah, instant turn-off.
I liked some of it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He is short the 50% minimum required for good art.
Now I have coffee in my sinuses.
It gets better and better…
Did he want to ride a Bicycle?
He tried but she was two tired.
I assume everyone went for a ride.
^this
Queen – Bicycle Race
https://youtu.be/GugsCdLHm-Q?si=ReD3elsm3xvSlK7n
If she was his roommate, how was she homeless?
That’s like falling asleep high on crack.
“That’s impossible, Rhonda. How can I sleep if I’m high on crack?”
homeless before
homeless after
between homelessness with with Hunter and Cracky
If I have a choice between identifying as homeless or as Hunter’s roommate, I know what one I’m choosing.
Does JFKs fuck tunnel count as a home?
A/K/A Town Crotch
Somewhat related:
My employer does a good job of DEI-jutsu wherein they do things with DEI that have no apparent effect on hiring, promotion, or production.
Like next month there’s going to be an offsite conference of gay employees where I’m guessing they’ll confer about being gay.
Offsite.
In Gaza?
Hey we’re going to send you to the Mediterranean for training…
Just… why?
What possible benefit is there to anyone involved and to the company??
It’s a write off!
no value
it’s a check mark in a box
Well the benefits to te gayz is obvious. The company? Maybe a tax write off?
I don’t attend any “community” events that my company holds. “Yep, I am a veteran. Nope, I don’t want to sit around discussing it.” I will go to the annual party since the food is meh, but the drinks are free.
The veteran ERG should have range days and the like.
The Veterans ERG goes to Saratoga Cemetery and cleans up graves.
Seems harmless enough. I think I’d rather spend a day at work though. I imagine the productive types will too.
They will be better gays. Just like sexual harassment training makes employees better harassers.
Sounds dreadful. There is a reason I haven’t hung around that sort of crowd in decades – I hate drama. And it will be drama, you can count on it.
To the company?
They get to add a check mark on their diverse workforce and diversity best work places, a footnote in the ESG section of their annual report, and the HR flunkies get another achievement bullet for their personal reviews.
We have a fabulous program planned…
Now I’m picturing the planners, Blaine and Antoine, giving the conference a triple Zorro snap!
Can you identify as a lesbian and join the lesbian conference?
I can identify as an ally and go!
Only if you’re in the WNBA, or on a women’s swim team
Assuming “gay” includes “lesbian” here. Probably the whole alphabet.
This is the first year I’ve noticed MTF employees. They’re both very young, I assume new college grads. We had several FTMs and overtly dykey lesbians. No flaming queens though. I assume they all abandon this frozen taiga for Miami and LA. This region is very good if you like flannel.
They’re actually going to be conferring on how to turn you and the rest of the cisheteros.
Pictured: Not Adahn’s offsite conference.
https://d0fcfibvjmgjnz.archive.is/s8SeI/bf4663ea80e2adefdd08fc7e3e87b15caef714e3.webp
LOL
Would that be considered an out-reach-around for the tax purposes?
He claims he’s seven years sober.
Ok, sure thing.
The first seven years count.
Age 0-7.
There’s nothing at all wrong (I hope) with being bisexual, but calling yourself, “…around 48.6 percent into men,” is being a fucking tool.
In Hunter’s particular case…I’ve known a few otherwise-straight guys who would use cocaine, and suddenly express a great fondness for cock. Often enough that it makes me wonder.
They snorted coke off your ass and then blew you?
blow and blow?
Sadly, only in my dreams…
bisexual usually mean gay who enjoys fucking a woman on occasion. but mostly gay.
It’s probably just so much easier to get a guy to put out that I imagine that’s about how it works.
speaking of art
OMB is destroying more cherished history.
postminimalist
Nope.
It’s going to be even more minimalist.
Post modern and post minimalist…
Since when does ‘post’ mean turn it up to 11?
A good post minimalist would be some formulation of maximalism etc.
Since the art world disappeared completely up its own ass.
Great how the story does not have a picture of said statue.
https://www.peacecorpsconnect.org/metaphors-for-thought/
there you go
While not actively offensive, it is dumb as fuck.
kindergarten quality art
My college had a similarly lame sculpture. The tradition was to deface it every year. The school would “reset” it during the summer.
Actually, I would say it is offensive. To the idea of art, and what a waste of resources.
Offensively dumb.
I’ll die on the hill that art should be, first and foremost, a demonstration of talent.
I see a series of ones and a decimal point. It might be Binary.
The word “art” lost all meaning the moment it stopped including craftsmanship and became all about being the first to do something. Like Sheldon, I will also die on that hill.
Modern art is about marketing.
And with bonus points for being ugly and “transgressive”. Same shit that’s ruined architecture and everything else designy.
A landmark sculpture that has been there 7 years?
Uh huh.
I love how the OUTRAGE article doesn’t include a picture of the sculpture in question. Which makes you can be certain that it is hideous.
not hideous
it’s stupid
I remember when Iowa’s half-percent law went into effect – suddenly absurd metal sculptures painted in Caterpillar yellow all over the place.
Imagine Atari 2600 level graphics.
It was already done 35 years ago:
https://hoodmuseum.dartmouth.edu/objects/s.990.40
45c a pound down at the scrapyard.
to paraphrase
Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for crack. Now that’s an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
I don’t do drugs, though. Just weed.
Also you can’t use that word!
Just a Little Gay, is that like a little German?
Are you sure you don’t have a little German in you …
A little pregnant.
The Bidens, white trash to the core.
So I was watching Echo Chamberlins channel on youtoob, ‘Ten novels that explain why men hate modern fiction’, and he made a reference to the Cum for Bigfoot series and I had to look it up. I was shocked. I thought that I would read about it here first.
That link says I might also enjoy Justin Wilson’s cookbooks.
I’m not saying there’s a connection… but there’s a connection.
STEVE ENJOY A LITTLE POST COITAL CAJUN AFTER RAPIN UP A SWAMP HO
IT WONDERMUS, STEVE GUARONTEE
Beauties designed to lure Hunter back to the boring side.
https://archive.is/gCV6o
Evil Sheldon:
It looks like I’ll be working IPSC Nats in 2027.
I’ll make a call and get you fired.
Congratulations! Of course, this pretty much guarantees that if I get in, I’ll be DQ’d…
NA has promised to take you to Dairy Queen?
🍦
…You do know that if you DQ at a USPSA match over Level 1, you have to stop at a Dairy Queen on the way home, get a Blizzard, and post a selfie with it on USPSA’s Facebook page? Seriously, it’s in the rulebook and everything.
Someone is lease take the laser pointer away
https://x.com/rapidresponse47/status/2095171190994186345
*please take
this will continue until canada surrenders.
I like how he attracts all the losers who can’t meme like flies.
Keeps them frothed up and distracted.
No.
Don’t touch me there.
That is
My no-no square.
https://x.com/thevivafrei/status/2095145840834679081
i preferred the anime edit but not bad.
My X feed keeps giving me posts with the treadmill big ass chick i posted in the links that keep getting copyright striked and reposted by different X accounts. I dont know why but i keep getting south american acounts posting either scantly clad women or local celebrity drama i do not understand.
X is just confusing your continent of East America with South America is all. Just a glitch.
Visiting ‘beautiful’ Guyana 🇬🇾 with the second-fastest growing economy in the world due to discovering oil – looks and feels like Haiti or Jamaica but has the same prices as Norway or Switzerland
https://x.com/kunley_drukpa/status/2095190461371588936
That’s doing it the wrong way ’round.
At least they make good rum.
Bot police et my comment.
Testing. Seems nothing’s been posted for a suspiciously long time. Know what else is suspiciously long?
(That giraffe. Fucks up the average.)
UPS may be reasonably competent at moving around boxes and big envelopes, but their phone customer service is abysmal. 😒