The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 104 – AI Force

by | Sep 30, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 102 comments

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102 Comments

  1. kinnath

    If more sites asked me to subscribe that way, I’d be buried until content.

    • Swiss Servator

      Amen, kinnath. I might up my subscriber level to “AI WANK” level.

  2. R.J.

    The ending was good.

    • Sean

      Agreed.

  3. DEG

    I don’t see glibertarians.com as sexy. I think that ending is inaccurate.

    • R.J.

      We can dream, can’t we?

    • Rat on a train

      Do you want to see an accurate version?

      • Evan from Evansville

        *pops collar*

        Free samples of Me.

      • R.J.

        Don’t forget we have Other Kevin. His chiseled face could be in magazine ads.

      • DEG

        Weirdos with guns and booze might appeal to someone.

      • DEG

        err…might be sexy to someone.

    • Ted S.

      I see me as sexy. You Tulpas, on the other hand….

      • Swiss Servator

        We should be fucking off, yes, I know…

      • Fourscore

        One is the loneliest number, TEd?s

      • Brochettaward

        Speak for yourself kemosabe. My one gets play. Right hand, left hand, and back hands. It gets it all.

    • Brochettaward

      Anyone saying that has never had a First in one of their orifices let alone all of them.

    • Threedoor

      You haven’t ran into Steve Smith or I in the woods and it shows.

  4. Evan from Evansville

    Woah.

    *unzips donation*

      • rhywun

        I don’t think Patreon accepts that, yet?

      • Rat on a train

        You have to make a deposit at a bank.

    • R.J.

      I call shenanigans.

      • DEG

        Yeah, this story stinks.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Gut says she* is looking to make a payday and a ‘point’ against a group of people who a) can afford it b) will get headlines c) can be demeaned as a class.

        Wealthy, white, arrogant, drug-dealing Ivy League frat boys?! *screenwriter flies to take notes*

        *or handlers, people who convinced her to change her story for the reasons I mentioned.

      • rhywun

        this story stinks

        To high heaven. And it just earned another week, at least, of non-stop breathless coverage.

      • Brochettaward

        Something has to carry the news cycle until the blue wave in November.

    • Brochettaward

      She said things to the cops. And then there was her written statement. And her statement said no such thing and spells out that she consented.

      Girl is a fucking disaster and no case would have held up regardless of whether she said she thought she was raped at the tailend of her interview. And we have no record of the transcript, just the word of CBS.

      This entire thing is ludicrous. Even in modern day you get her in front of a jury and the entire case is going to fall right apart. Sexual assaults are one of the few crimes with a rather low conviction rate even when charges are filed precisely because of shit like this.

      • Fourscore

        “she thought she was raped”

        She thought she was rapped or wrapped?

        Easy enough mistake for a transcriber.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        She’s full of shit: a girl who got hammered at a party and let guys run a train, then saw a payday. Kinda gross with the dick after dick and whatnot but not illegal.

        Also, if coercion wasn’t involved, the guys were drunk/high on the same shit. Why do they have control of their faculties and she didn’t?

    • Derpetologist

      In many countries, it is expected that young men will hire whores precisely to avoid these sorts of problems.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_minute_men

      ***
      “Three minute men” were patrons of a quasi-legal prostitution industry north of Hotel Street near Honolulu Harbor from December 1941 to September 1944 (World War II). After martial law was declared in Honolulu, local police corruption and regulations were superseded, and a price of three dollars was set by military authorities. To satisfy an immense demand, men were kept in a “bullpen” of three or more rooms, permitting men to dress and undress in assembly-line fashion, while each received only three minutes of personal attention. The practice may have been initiated by Jean O’Hara.[1][2]
      ***

      $3 in 1941 is about $68 today.

      I saw a pic once of a long line of soldiers and sailors outside one of those brothels. I was tempted to screenshot it and caption it with “The Greatest Generation”.

      In the movie Gallipoli, there’s a scene where the Australian soldiers bang some whores in Egypt a few weeks before they all get mowed down by Turkish machine guns.

      I don’t blame any of them for doing it, but it’s one of those facts of war that gets omitted in history classes. Fun fact: hooker acquired its slang meaning because Civil War General Hooker’s unit was famously for having a large entourage of “camp followers” as they were called at the time.

      • Threedoor

        At least one of the Nordic countries that went to Afghanistan took their whores with them.

      • rhywun

        I must be a freak because I am able to keep it in my pants for longer than the average man.

      • Threedoor

        Likewise.
        This one time in Iraq I was talking to a gaggle of the shores we brought (female soldiers) of course they were talking about sex and I said I was celibate.

        The one puerto Rican gal responded with “how you live?!”

        Later I mentioned my girlfriend and she exclaimed “I thought you wiz gay?”

        Probably because I hadent tried to screw any of them. Nasty. The entire lot of them. So many of that group the only thing that mattered to them was sex.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      It’s entirely possible that she believes she was raped because she has bought into the idea that if she regrets it the next day it was rape.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Which I think is a specific example of a mindset that is fairly widespread: if something bad happened to me, I am a victim, therefore there must be a victimizer (other than myself) who can be blamed for my misfortune.

    • rhywun

      I guess I was wrong about something.

      Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez traveled to Ithaca Sunday and condemned “the culture of rape [that] is protected in elite institutions [like] Cornell University.”

      Of course she jumped eagerly into the circus – I should have guessed.

      As a reminder, none of this made such media as exists there – I was there so I would remember. It was a complete non-story.

      The first threesome ended prematurely when Male 1 passed out and Male 2 “began to dry-heave as if he was going to vomit.”

      Good grief.

    • Chafed

      This is correct.

  5. Evan from Evansville

    I predict this will be the last game of the Cubs’ season. I’ll be thrilled if I’m wrong.

    • Chafed

      It’s okay. Football is on and Da Bears look good.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      All she needs is a nice lifetime stay in a home for the criminally insane, a good dose of Haldol, and a million followers on X.

      • Gender Traitor

        I don’t see her inheriting the Clancy Club. She’s from way down south in Dixie instead of civilized New England, she lacks the porcelain complexion and big eyes, and she looks at least borderline white trash.

      • Threedoor

        Clancy looks white trash to me.

        Like she lights one cigarette off the last one.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I saw that. Did Clancy fucking inspire these murderous cunts to ‘open up’ and finally do it themselves?

      Why would I not be surprised.

      • rhywun

        More likely it’s always been common but the MSM like to chain stories one after the other like this.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Eh? A brutally murdered baby bleeds and nationally leads. I think they’d report on that no matter what. Not an evergreen story. (Well, it can become on with the trial.)

      • rhywun

        I think they’d report on that no matter what. Not an evergreen story.

        Enh. In the before times it might be on page 2 for one day, and done.

        Now it will be paired to the previous story and get endlessly repeated. I suspect it’s more common that you would imagine.

  6. Grumbletarian

    It would be nice if the Red Sox could manage to score just one run before they get knocked out of the postseason.

    • slumbrew

      So say we all both.

      • slumbrew

        There it is!

      • slumbrew

        I step aside for 10 minutes and the Yankees put up 6? WTF.

        Ah, well.

        Go Bruins.

      • Grumbletarian

        Fucking embarrassing. They should wear dresses for every game next year.

    • Grumbletarian

      Contreras solo homer. Thank Christ.

    • Rat on a train

      The AL Worst entry is out so it’s not all bad.

  7. Evan from Evansville

    “Bumping around Patrick Clancy’s pregnant new wife spotted in NYC for first time since couple’s big announcement”

    I mistrust all of these people.

  8. UnCivilServant

    Upgrading my 3D Printer – Got all the old parts out I finally get to put new parts in.

    This is going to end up being more than one article if I write it up as I intend to do.

    Otherwise, why am I taking all of these photographs?

    🤷‍♂️

    • UnCivilServant

      3am, and still working on the upgrade.

      😣

      • UnCivilServant

        5 am I’ve replaced the expansion joints for the heated print bed, the drive pulleys on the stepper motors, the belts, mounted the mounting plate for the new printhead, and tensioned the new belts. A whole lot of steps deep in the guts of the machine. Now I get to start the multi material part of this.

      • UnCivilServant

        Crap – I have work in two hours. I can’t keep working on the printer and will have to take a break for work. Then I’ll be too tired to get back to it before the weekend.

        😭

  9. slumbrew

    Brit thrillers make me nuts: in Slow Horses the #2 at MI5 is using a fucking corkscrew to defend herself. From villains who have guns.

    JFC, just get a gun.

    (IRL such a person has people with guns protecting them 24×7)

    • Threedoor

      Every British village has a serial killer.

      It is known.

    • Chafed

      It’s been a bit since I read it but wasn’t her security detail elsewhere or occupied with something else?

    • Sean

      That’s on my watch some day list. Is it worth it?

  10. Evan from Evansville

    Well, that’s that. Well! Go Brewers, White Sox and Rays. Fuck NYY and LA. Would prefer not Padres, don’t hate Cleveland.

    I have spoken, thus it shall be so. (It didn’t work the first time, but – trust me – I’m on this.

    • Chafed

      Why no love for San Diego’s sole remaining sportsball team?

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Having been to Yankee stadium now, they are my new second favorite team.

      Mostly to piss off the wife.

      • rhywun

        Among the remaining contestants, they are the local team so I will half-heartedly root for them I guess.

      • Sean

        😒

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, U, and Ted’S.!

      • Gender Traitor

        How are you today, U?

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, I’ve been up all night working on the 3D printer. It’s still in pieces, since I realized my alarm was going to go off and I needed to start a regular day.

        So I’m a bit tired from not having slept.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yikes! Hope you have enough caffeine to keep from hitting the wall before the end of your work day! 😨️

      • UnCivilServant

        how are 🎸🐱‍👤😺👩‍🦰?

      • Gender Traitor

        TT is still struggling some after his most recent stroke. He can do some yard work, but just a little at a time. The kittehs are OK – Ninja Cat is on my lap right now. I’m having a busy week at work, largely thanks to our health insurance open enrollment. Is it really only Thursday? 😕️

      • UnCivilServant

        As far as I can tell, it’s thursday.

    • Ted S.

      Yeah, I asked Spectrum’s chat yesterday, “How do I get a human to talk to” and it didn’t understand the question.

      Service came back on by 5:40 AM. I didn’t get the text message telling me service was restored until 10:30.

      • UnCivilServant

        Spectrum sent me an outage notice and a service restored notice, meanwhile I’ve been using the internet without issue. So I don’t know what triggers those messages.

      • rhywun

        The other day my cellular service simply quit and my old provider put me on hold a half hour before I gave up – their website was bare bones and completely useless and I had a weird feeling they weren’t even doing business anymore. So I picked a new provider and their website got me a human to chat with almost immediately. It was weird. I almost prefer typing to a human over speech anyway.

      • Ted S.

        I’ve got Verizon. Current phone is four years old and I have no desire to replace it any time soon.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I kept my phone and just switched the service. Also Verizon – so far, so good. Better deal, too.

    • Sean

      I don’t want a huge suv. Mine is the perfect size. Even a Tiguan was too big for me.

      • Tres Cool

        I can hook you up with a 2000 Chevy (Suzuki) Tracker if small SUV is your flavor.

      • Sensei

        I don’t either,

        But I also don’t want controls out of Star Trek and a grill that belongs on a semi.

      • Sean

        lol. I think I’ll pass.

    • rhywun

      I’d first worry more about their foolish pursuit of the “green” fantasies that are driving all of German industry to ruin.

  11. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    what’s goody

    /already been at work for an hour

    • R.J.

      I just got to work. May your day not be filled with rain.

      • Tres Cool

        No rain in the forecast for Cleveland today. Mid 80s I think.
        My FIDs are lit, chemiluminescence is luminescent, and my infrared is…infrared-ing
        Just waiting on the facility to get their shit together.

      • Fourscore

        We had a rather wet Aug/Sep. I like to go into fall/winter with a wet understory, keep the possibility of fires down in the spring
        and kick start the new growth.

        After two winters of limited snow maybe we’ll get more this year. I’m not crazy about that possibilty but I know we need that too.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I suffered through the monsoon of northern New Mexico/southern Colorado yesterday. Not fun.