The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 104 – AI Force

by | Sep 30, 2026 | Hat and Hair | 33 comments

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33 Comments

  1. kinnath

    If more sites asked me to subscribe that way, I’d be buried until content.

  2. R.J.

    The ending was good.

  3. DEG

    I don’t see glibertarians.com as sexy. I think that ending is inaccurate.

    • R.J.

      We can dream, can’t we?

    • Rat on a train

      Do you want to see an accurate version?

      • Evan from Evansville

        *pops collar*

        Free samples of Me.

      • R.J.

        Don’t forget we have Other Kevin. His chiseled face could be in magazine ads.

      • DEG

        Weirdos with guns and booze might appeal to someone.

      • DEG

        err…might be sexy to someone.

    • Ted S.

      I see me as sexy. You Tulpas, on the other hand….

      • Swiss Servator

        We should be fucking off, yes, I know…

      • Fourscore

        One is the loneliest number, TEd?s

      • Brochettaward

        Speak for yourself kemosabe. My one gets play. Right hand, left hand, and back hands. It gets it all.

    • Brochettaward

      Anyone saying that has never had a First in one of their orifices let alone all of them.

    • Threedoor

      You haven’t ran into Steve Smith or I in the woods and it shows.

  4. Evan from Evansville

    Woah.

    *unzips donation*

      • rhywun

        I don’t think Patreon accepts that, yet?

    • R.J.

      I call shenanigans.

      • DEG

        Yeah, this story stinks.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Gut says she* is looking to make a payday and a ‘point’ against a group of people who a) can afford it b) will get headlines c) can be demeaned as a class.

        Wealthy, white, arrogant, drug-dealing Ivy League frat boys?! *screenwriter flies to take notes*

        *or handlers, people who convinced her to change her story for the reasons I mentioned.

      • rhywun

        this story stinks

        To high heaven. And it just earned another week, at least, of non-stop breathless coverage.

      • Brochettaward

        Something has to carry the news cycle until the blue wave in November.

    • Brochettaward

      She said things to the cops. And then there was her written statement. And her statement said no such thing and spells out that she consented.

      Girl is a fucking disaster and no case would have held up regardless of whether she said she thought she was raped at the tailend of her interview. And we have no record of the transcript, just the word of CBS.

      This entire thing is ludicrous. Even in modern day you get her in front of a jury and the entire case is going to fall right apart. Sexual assaults are one of the few crimes with a rather low conviction rate even when charges are filed precisely because of shit like this.

      • Fourscore

        “she thought she was raped”

        She thought she was rapped or wrapped?

        Easy enough mistake for a transcriber.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        She’s full of shit: a girl who got hammered at a party and let guys run a train, then saw a payday. Kinda gross with the dick after dick and whatnot but not illegal.

        Also, if coercion wasn’t involved, the guys were drunk/high on the same shit. Why do they have control of their faculties and she didn’t?

    • Derpetologist

      In many countries, it is expected that young men will hire whores precisely to avoid these sorts of problems.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_minute_men

      ***
      “Three minute men” were patrons of a quasi-legal prostitution industry north of Hotel Street near Honolulu Harbor from December 1941 to September 1944 (World War II). After martial law was declared in Honolulu, local police corruption and regulations were superseded, and a price of three dollars was set by military authorities. To satisfy an immense demand, men were kept in a “bullpen” of three or more rooms, permitting men to dress and undress in assembly-line fashion, while each received only three minutes of personal attention. The practice may have been initiated by Jean O’Hara.[1][2]
      ***

      $3 in 1941 is about $68 today.

      I saw a pic once of a long line of soldiers and sailors outside one of those brothels. I was tempted to screenshot it and caption it with “The Greatest Generation”.

      In the movie Gallipoli, there’s a scene where the Australian soldiers bang some whores in Egypt a few weeks before they all get mowed down by Turkish machine guns.

      I don’t blame any of them for doing it, but it’s one of those facts of war that gets omitted in history classes. Fun fact: hooker acquired its slang meaning because Civil War General Hooker’s unit was famously for having a large entourage of “camp followers” as they were called at the time.

  5. Evan from Evansville

    I predict this will be the last game of the Cubs’ season. I’ll be thrilled if I’m wrong.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      All she needs is a nice lifetime stay in a home for the criminally insane, a good dose of Haldol, and a million followers on X.

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