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“From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”
Raven-Symoné confesses she wears a diaper — with a ‘baby T-shirt and binky’ — while menstruating
Yeah, let it get way down in your brain. You’ll never be able to forget this.
District attorney reopens case of alleged Cornell University ‘gang rape’
Prosecutors in central New York say they are reopening the investigation of an alleged “gang rape” at a Cornell University fraternity in 2024 after a civil lawsuit filed earlier this month sparked outrage about the incident.
Tompkins County District Attorney Matthew Van Houten said in a statement that his office is considering whether to bring criminal charges related to the incident, though he said the allegations in the civil complaint are “dramatically different” than the woman’s statement to police two years ago.
“It’s our intention to present the case to the Tompkins County grand jury with Jane Doe’s cooperation,” Van Houten told ABC News. “We want to reexamine whether there’s additional evidence that we were not aware of in November of 2024, that exists now that would change our assessment of the case and would result in the grand jury finding that there was criminal conduct.”
Lindsay Clancy was such a blow for internet feminism that they must have sighed in deep relief to have a scandal to feed their hysteria.
Did they sexually assault her? Probably not. Will the TikTokers ever accept it? Nope. It will take either 20 years (Duke Lacrosse) or a complete collapse of a ridiculous story (UVA) to get people to at least stop bringing it up.
Can we defund NPR even more? At least strip them of non-profit tax status?
Mahmoud Khalil on his detention by ICE: ‘It is a stain on the U.S. consciousness’
On why he keeps fighting and doesn’t self-deport
If I leave and don’t fight, whatever this administration said about me would be the record. I wouldn’t be able to look my son Deen in the eye and tell him that I gave up on the fight at a time where I consider myself one of the privileged Palestinians who knows Deen will be fed tonight, that my family wouldn’t be bombed tonight by an Israeli missile, that I wouldn’t be stopped at a checkpoint going to my school. So I take that responsibility with so much care that I need to fight. I shouldn’t just shy away because my silence wouldn’t end anything. If I leave this country, I don’t think that would end much of the misery of the immigrants’ famil[ies] in this country, but also for the Palestinian people.
So brave. Just so brave.
“I dreamed about killing you again last night and it felt alright to me.”
Out of time. Out of space.
First Cops.
They’ll file charges this time around on the Cornell 7. There will be a circus trial. And they’ll walk. The people who believe will go from horribly aroused upon charges being filed to aghast when that happens. But they’ll never let the narrative die and that’s what really matters.
Let’s not forget the huge legal expenses they’ll end up with defending themselves.
Maybe the red pillers can set-up a GoFundMe.
No matter what happens here, rest assured that it’ll prove that the patriarchy is alive and well.
There are still people bringing up mattress girl, and saying that she was railroaded by the patriarchy and the male controlled university justice system.
I haven’t heard anyone mention Mattress Girl in a long while. I made a reference to her the other day and that was the first time. To be honest I don’t know if most of the TikTok feminists even know who she is at this point.
I’d love to make carrying a soiled mattress around a TikTok trend for young girls. I fear most of them would need male assistance to make it happen though.
If it happened more than a year ago, nobody on TikTok knows what it is.
Mattress Girl is an acupuncturist now. Seriously.
This reads to me like the ads at the beginning of each chapter in Ubik.
Am I not ubiquitous?
In for SugarFreeCoin. Does it hide eldritch horrors or eggplant emojis?
Yes.
Apparently, it hides used adult diapers for silly woman.
“However, her wife noted that the actress gets “wet diaper booty.””
Well.
Wet Diaper Booty sounds like an unreleased 2 Live Crew song.
Or Bloodhound Gang
Nervous but intrigued.
I will buy it from all of you once it crashes, then immediately resell on the bump caused by my purchase.
Solid plan.
The former Disney Channel star explained that she started using the disposable diapers because her period has changed over the years and she wanted to stop “sticking things inside of” her.
FREEDOM
What a victory for empowered women everywhere.
Ah, a Lesbian purist.
Maybe she could try not sticking her head up her own ass.
he said the allegations in the civil complaint are “dramatically different” than the woman’s statement to police two years ago.
Recovered memory, FTW!
Doesn’t matter.
Believe all women!
Didn’t need to know that, but now I do…thanks I guess.
Also, why would you do that?
Also also, why would you tell anyone that you did that?
Because as time moves forward, the chances a woman wants to talk about her period stretches toward 100%.
She tells you to spawn horrors in your dreams at night.
Shock value is still a thing, it’s just that the shock has to be more and more salacious to get those sweet sweet ad views.
Honestly, it’s kinda the same reason I make the perv jokes. Although in my defense, I don’t get into the specifics even here.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
“I feel like a kid again!”
Because the correct result was not achieved the first time.
At least those kids’ lives are ruined now. Stretch goal unlocked!
To be honest, that’s as much of a cultural problem in general.
The justice system is terrible in this country. I know someone who did as much time as Jeffery Epstein for being drunk in a movie theater past hours (yes, intentionally). No weapon, no intent to do much but dumb shenanigans. There’s tiered justice systems based on who you are and how much money you have and a shit ton depends on where you do the crime as well.
At the end of the day the way people get treated because of accusations is on people as individuals. The one guy lost his job here at a bank in the Carolinas or some shit. Wells Fargo. he hasn’t even been charged. They just fired him because of the headline.
You have the prosecutor here bending over backwards to say good think publicly. If you took his words at face value about how an accuser’s actions can be justified no matter what (in terms of story changing well after the fact), that means there’s actually no way to disprove an allegation of any kind.
Victimhood is privilege in our country. And people value appearances more than anything else. And like 500 more things this story reveals about present day America than I care to ramble on about further.
I hate everything about modern day culture. Like everything. But the power of accusations and even the governments bogus criminal charges is a result of who we are as a country.
I know this will surprise some of you, but I would be just fine with bringing back some kink-shaming. A lot of kink-shaming, in fact.
I read that as ‘kink spanking’. Ah, well.
Bring that back too!
Too many people forgot the lesson that Mr. Slave taught us. There’s a big difference between tolerating someone’s behavior and celebrating it.
Come on now Neph, I think that Lemmiwinks deserves some of the credit as well.
“We want to reexamine whether there’s additional evidence that we were not aware of in November of 2024, that exists now that would change our assessment of the case and would result in the grand jury finding that there was criminal conduct.”
Like video recordings uploaded to internet porn sites?
Name her. Bring her into the grand jury room and sit her down in full view of everyone and question her under oath.
If that were the case, that would mean her certified original lengthy statement was completely false. Doesn’t that put her at risk for criminal charges?
She has been identified. Will it shock you that she is a redhead?
Hey now! 😒
Link?
Natural one? Yes. I would be surprised. I would have guessed poison frog hair.
We assumed she either had red, blue or green hair.
Link?
I did some searching. What I could find are tweets referencing unnamed sources at Cornell or “credible allegations” or the like. The tweets that included pictures show a woman that looks like a natural redhead to me. The poster of one of the tweets I found said he had a dozen sources naming the redheaded woman and one contradictory source claiming it is a Korean woman.
I’d link the tweets I found but I’d like something a little more than “unnamed sources” or “credible allegations” before linking.
Only with the Bro’s munny.
?? I would have thought your hip gangsta hop name would have been; Lil’ Sugg, or maybe Suggah ‘G-Munny’ ForFree
Privately owned, or will there be an IPO? What if Mr. Musk makes an offer to buy you out?
Private at first, then a huge launch.
If Mr. Musk buys you out, you end up pregnant with his 42nd child.
All the Sugarfreecoin in the world isn’t worth but one Bro First.
Bro First sounds like incest porn.
wut
What fucking “misery”? If there is so much misery why are you here??
Another way to achieve that might be to stop advocating for wiping out Israel. Just a thought.
Silly rhy, he doesn’t want to wipe out Israel, he just wants to wipe out Jews worldwide so the Middle East can *finally* stop being a shithole (cuz it’s all them darn Jews’ fault donchaknow)!
Every one of these “irregular migrant” sob stories they try to sell is basically “The food is terrible, and such small portions!”
Let’s show support by chanting, “Fom the river to the sea, Israel will be free”.
Or we could just launch that twunt out of a trebuchet.
Ass Wednesday sez: free pussy upstairs!
https://archive.is/RS62J
#8 is a Friends watcher and #15 doesn’t clean her mirrors. 0/10, would not bang.
Hmm. That is outstanding timing. Outstanding lineup. Fascinating. I’m *in* my bunk.
I firmly approve of this.
Did the commetariat of Reason.com tell Robby how to report on the Cornell rape yet? His career is lagging and we know he has to fence sit until someone smarter tells him what to do.
He could dump his husband and woo his ex-wife – that might draw some attention.
Am I misremembering, or wasn’t he an early skeptic in the mattress girl saga? Of course, he found Ballsy-Fraud “credible,” but this one doesn’t involve OMB so he may be allowed to question it. Plus he’s gay now, so he’s immune from accusations of muh soggy knees.
He was. He got called out because he didn’t have a journalism degree from Columbia, so he should sit down and shut up (I forgot if that was Jezebel or some other misandrist site).
Speaking of old BMWs…
Classy.
Man, I miss StarTAC phones.
I had one of those – I felt like a million dollars pulling that thing out to take a call.
I had a black one, and then a silver one like in that car. The silver one was OLED. Fancy!
If I leave this country, I don’t think that would end much of the misery of the immigrants’ famil[ies] in this country, but also for the Palestinian people.
Shut the fuck up, you gibbering narcissistic imbecile.
That BMW is not nearly old enough.
JFC
Beginning in January 2029, Californians purchasing a new firearm will have to complete a four-hour firearm safety course and pass a live-fire shooting exam to obtain a firearm safety certificate.
https://www.desertsun.com/story/news/politics/2026/09/30/california-gov-newsom-signs-10-new-gun-safety-laws-heres-what-to-know/92021997007/
When do the court challenges start?
Also an interesting Catch 22. How do you do live practice? Somebody has to loan or rent you a firearm.
It’s not likely, but those Cornell “rapists” should just go scorched earth on her. Showing up drunk at a frat house looking for a few good men to scratch your itch isn’t likely to be a one off.
What would they have to lose?
From what I can gather the “Cornell 7” bullshit went down as follows:
– Girl shows up blind drunk at a fraternity house at midnight and is met by a guy she has a crush on.
– Crush guy asks her if she’d like to have a threesome with him and one of his frat bros.
– She’s wasted and has a crush so she says yes.
– She finds she rather likes being spitroasted and is, again, already hammered so she says “bring on more!”.
– She gets gang banged (not gang raped).
– She wakes up with a killer hangover, decides in the cold light of day that maybe she wasn’t so crazy about getting gang banged.
– In typical “As Good as it Gets” fashion (“I think of a man and remove reason and accountability”) she decides that she can’t have possibly just made a regrettable mistake, she has to have been raped.
– Cops/DA investigate and find no case.
– *Something* changes in the intervening 2 years (my guess is a new boyfriend she’s actually serious with doesn’t want to imagine her as being an enormous slut in college “jogs her memory” of how she was taken advantage of) and she files a civil suit.
– Criminal case reopened because… reasons.
– TikTok explodes with 4Ls (lonely lefty loony ladies) and the patriarchy must be smashed.
– Profit!
When modern day woman is forced to confront shame over a sexual encounter, she has been indoctrinated to think its rape.
Women making accusations after sex they feel they shouldn’t have engaged in is nothing new, but there’s never been a point in human history where victimhood was viewed the way it is today. It’s a badge of honor.
You can take being a drunken whore and literally turn it into something people heap praise on you for.
Perhaps a media environment that has made relitigating old claims a common and good tactic to get publicity, sympathy, victim cred, and tear down some men at the same time.
Let’s review some of the weasely bullshit the DA has said since this news story broke:
He later acknowledged “the reality that it can take years of therapy and healing for victims of sexual assaults to fully process and understand what happened to them”. <— So you can just say whatever years later with no questions asked.
"It's our intention to present the case to the Tompkins County grand jury with Jane Doe's cooperation," Van Houten told ABC News. "We want to reexamine whether there's additional evidence that we were not aware of in November of 2024, that exists now that would change our assessment of the case and would result in the grand jury finding that there was criminal conduct." <– No new evidence. A completely new story is being told.
"She never says that she was drugged without her knowledge. She admits to taking drugs and alcohol voluntarily and with knowledge. She does not allege that she was forced to engage in any acts. She does not say that she was physically helpless or unconscious or incapacitated at any point during the time at the fraternity house," Van Houten said. <– These aren't subjective things that change with more time. If anything the memory gets fuzzier and the urge to tell a different story increases…unless it's rape, than all rules go out the window.
In this case, multiple prosecutors and criminal investigators reviewed Jane Doe’s statement and
correctly determined the alleged facts as set forth in the statement do not constitute a crime. This decision was not because the case would have been difficult to prove in court – it was because the facts as set forth in the statement objectively prevent the filing of criminal charges. To be clear, the credibility of the woman, who described the facts in excruciating detail, was never in question <— Guy is a fucking coward. She's told multiple stories.
I'm trying to find his exact quote I saw the other day, but the asshole literally said that victims memories can change. Justified that bullshit. He has stated definitively at this point that they had the Snapchat messages and everything else.
Why is this being reopened if not for the publicity? A lawsuit changing the allegations isn't evidence of shit.
I am *so* glad this waited to explode less than a month after I moved away from that miserable town. The signaling from every corner is going to be inescapable until this blows over somehow.
And I find it no coincidence whatsoever that Hasan and Sandy made separate appearances within days of each other just last week, even as I think they did not mention this story.
From the Raven-Sigh/moan article, she said containment, when I think she meant cuntainment.
I’d link the tweets I found but I’d like something a little more than “unnamed sources” or “credible allegations” before linking.
Oh, c’mon. Those people are undoubtedly familiar with the underlying facts but have not received official clearance to speak on the record. That’s how journalisming works. An unnamed uncorroborated source appears, and then everybody quotes each other quoting the unnamed source.
Crush guy asks her if she’d like to have a threesome with him and one of his frat bros.
Crush guy is secretly (or not) gay for Contestant Number 3 and wants an excuse to rub nuts with him.
Having brushed the fringes of one frat during my years in Buffalo – kid I worked with, and it wasn’t even from my school – this sounds entirely plausible to me.
I suppose that it is also possible that Crush Guy wasn’t interested in the girl but Number 3 was.
I think the entire thing is an example of over-privileged little shits engaging in hedonism and the exact mechanics of it are immaterial to me.
I don’t have to like the men to not like the ‘victim’/woman either. The girl is a shallow piece of shit hiding behind victimhood and these are the sorts of guys I’d despise if forced to be around them for more than a few seconds.
She finds she rather likes being spitroasted
Own it, baby. An exciting new career awaits.
Maybe Cornell girl has been clued in to the Epstein Survivor Gravy Train and wants a piece of the action.
More argument for “loser pays.”
As Tater says, sometimes I just like the headline:
Removing Confederate monuments did not measurably change racial bias, study finds
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/removing-confederate-monuments-did-not-measurably-change-racial-bias-study-finds/ar-AA2dhhJi
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Confederate monuments are statues and memorials erected to honor the pro-slavery Southern states that seceded during the American Civil War.
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A descendant of AP Hill unsuccessfully sued to preserve Hill’s monument on the grounds that removing it violated a law against desecrating graves. The judge ruled that the monument did not count as a grave even though Hill was buried under it. The descendant was allowed to take custody of Hill’s bone for reburial.
I disagree. They’re more like participation trophies meant to keep the peace. All of them are like a big peace treaty and every time one is torn down, that peace treaty gets another little rip.
I can see naming a base after Lee who was a pretty good general and also worked hard for national reconciliation after the war. The others with Confederate names were done to throw the dog a bone.
What is the SI unit of measurement for “racial bias”? 🙄
I believe it’s Naggers.
WR is the most overrated position in all of sports.