The world's foremost authority on the science of stupidity, Professor Emeritus at Derpskatonic University, Editor of the Journal of Pure and Theoretical Derp,
Chancellor of the Royal Derp Society, and Senior Fellow at The Dipshit Doodlebug Institute for Advanced Idiocy
1- War is always destructive even when undertaken for noble reasons
2 – Some of AI mindfuck play on the one-armed bandit? I got nothing
3 – Self explanatory. Pirate and squid in couples therapy.
4 – The seemingly-fitter critters died off while the tiny pest survived. Perhaps some kind of social commentary?
5 – “Turn the South African flag into an art deco version of a Picasso”
#4 is a modern take on the bust of Nefertiti.
#3 is Captain Jack Sparrow in couples therapy. He still is upset that he got swallowed at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean 2.
Some guys would complain if they were hung with a new rope.
As I said before, some of y’all’d complain if you were hung at all.
#3 is a postmodern take on mammalian existentialism.
#2 is an objection to fiat currency.
Mission accomplished indeed.
And if I can’t spray ink, I’m not going!
#1 is protesting both pacifism and war at the same time.
Is the mission truly accomplished if there is one left on top?
1. Dour. Truthful.
2. Cool lookin’
3. I like the set up. “So, who met Ishmael first?”
4. Hmm.
5. Would ponder discontent with, paint like one of my models.
1: The fall of Western Civilization.
2: The love of money is the root of all evil.
3: Extinct mammals think to themselves “Fucking really?”.
4: Hopelessly doomed to failure. There will be insults. There will be ink.
5: Maynard James Keenan wanks to that pic.