The Indians scalped the White Sox and the series will go to the rubber match tomorrow night. The Cowboys stink so bad that the Buccaneers beat them. But not bad enough for the Texans to have done so. The NBA started their preseason and I wouldn’t have even known aside from the outpouring of LeBron stories. This is awesome. MLB is considering shortening the regular season. F1 is in Singapore this weekend. And last but not least, soccer returns to clubs this weekend. Now I’m moving on.
My God, these people are tiresome. They just never stop with this shit. It’s almost as if they have too much money to do whatever performative shit they want.
My spidey sense is tingling. I hate to sound like I disbelieve all women, but this sounds like baloney. Or is it bologna? You decide.
Blah. Blah. Blah. They don’t even know what happened and they’re gonna riot. One might think they’re just looking for any reason to break shit.
Well this is bad. Fortunately there’s a simple preventive measure: avoid eating ass of strangers.
What’s more powerful, grief or grift? I guess it depends on your name.
You gotta be shitting me. These motherfuckers have no shame whatsoever.
Somebody explain to me why this is the federal government’s responsibility. Oh, there’s an election coming up, so that’s why it matters today.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This fucking guy is too funny to leave the arena. I hope he ignores them.
More evidence that the UK has gone insane. As if you needed any more than you see daily.
This might be a bit extreme. I have no interest in watching this dog being put down, but I’m sure it will be pretty popular. I do like the firing squad idea though. And I hope a bunch of them shoot him in the dick.
I just love this guy’s videos. And yes, I realize they’re absurd. And that perfectly fits his songs. Enjoy them both.
And enjoy this Friday and then long holiday weekend, dear friends.
Read article and have no idea what they are suing about.
Which article?
Trump’s golden arch.
Glad I asked, I was going to explain the polymaker case.
The only travesty here is that habitual lawsuit filers who fail to get a judgement are not disbarred.
Thank you for exercising restraint
Depends what’s its first name?
bob
Was there much ass eating on the Oregon Trail?
“gay and bisexual men, and other men who have sex with men (GBMSM)”
What if they are AAPINH?
Probably.
“The California Department of Public Health also adds simply, “don’t have sex with someone who has had diarrhea in the last two weeks.””
Awkward date question?
Or just start the date off with “I recently had diarrhea, so don’t even ask.” as a pleasant ice-breaker.
Ass breaker, Drotto.
Ass breaker.
The MLB is also planning to update the playoffs. Division series to 7 games. First two rounds to be pick your opponent.
Just silly. Go back to two divisions per league and have two wild cards per league. Problem solved.
If they shorten the season my wife is going to lose her shit.
And I will not be there to eat it up!
Just ask her if she’s had diarrhea in the last two weeks and you should be safe.
Don’t you follow California government health and safety protocols?
Nah. Go back to the AL and NL winners go straight to the World Series.
Well this is bad.
HM hardest hit.
Bennett admits calling the police and portrays himself as the victim of this child: “The police have not arrested for no reason… There were a number of posts that targeted me… It was unpleasant and I was targeted by a child I had no way of dealing with.”
The kid is right. He’s a rent boy. What a thin skinned sack of useless garbage.
“A child I had no way of dealing with.”
Is ignoring people not an option? That’s one way of dealing with someone who has no impact on your career. It’s generally pretty effective too.
The ‘I had no choice’ nonsense lands him even more so as a rent boy.
I have come to the conclusion that we must discard the metric dollar. 100 cents to the dollar is a mathematically suboptimal number of divisions. 240 can be divided more ways and makes for a more mathematically rational currency. Of course, we have to revalue the Imperial Dollar to make those 240 subdivisions have value. Then phase out the metric dollars as not legal tender.
Hmm….
I like this. Can this new dollar be backed up with precious metals instead of absolutely nothing?
We can back it with plutonium and store it in power plants. We’ll have to keep making more to replenish the supply as the reserves are depleted in fission reactions, but it’ll provide beneficial byproducts.
🤣🤣
In Commie World, no need for money. You will either be dead in ditch with other wreckers and Glibs or enjoying free cornucopia of goods as New Soviet Man.
Hey, I’ve seen this before
I didn’t pull the number 240 from my rectum.
“plus 50 unnamed Does”
That shouldn’t be allowed.
Most whitetails don’t have names.
“The complaint points to the California Department of Justice’s Firearm Precursor Part Identification Guidebook and argues that the definition can reach raw material, not just unfinished metal frames.”
That’s retarded.
Steel supply houses hardest hit.
“Guidebook”
Screw the guidebook. Does it specifically say this in a law?
I don’t know why the Feds allow California to maintain its statehood.
Which link is that from? I missed it.
Polymarket lawsuit
How can somebody who the court doesn’t even know who they are (or, really, if they even exist), possibly have standing?
Oh, there’s an election coming up, so that’s why it matters today.
We’ll get back to ridiculing West Virginia after the election.
Are you saying it is a toothless complaint?
What a tedious weeper that article is.
To be fair, federal (and state, and local) policy is largely responsible for hooking the “hungry” on their beneficence.
Good. All the pro sports seasons have gotten bloated.
No. The 162-game season is needed. Really, really good teams win maybe 60% of their games. The number of games is necessary to give a big enough sample to differentiate. And to take money from welcome and eager fans. In the AL West, 162 games and they still didn’t even win half of their games. (That’s partly another story, but it applies here.)
81-81 is winning half their games.
162?
I knew they played too many games, but that’s absurd.
Cut it by 130 games.
It used to be 154 games, with no playoffs, starting in mid-April and ending at the end of September. That seems like plenty.
She recalled one of the men saying “Democratic b****,” the police report said.
It was more honest when they said “THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY”
That right there tells me it never happened.
If he had said “Covfefe, bitch.” it would be more believable.
Yes, she waited until October to make an issue of it, and didn’t report it to the police for two weeks. As one does when one is assaulted.
Gotta say, though, one of her attackers calling her a “Democratic bitch” comment is a little too “This is MAGA country”.
And “Green Placenta”? Really?
Mrs. RJ has a sad about you disbelieving the green placenta.
Story dropped on the day early voting starts in AZ I believe. So ya, she is hoping for some weird October surprise.
Oh and this gem…
“She told investigators she did not get a medical exam after the assault.”
Of course she didn’t. Because it never happened.
When I saw that the other day my immediate thought was this had to be a fake and/or “she” made up this name at some point
With the enthusiastic encouragement of the mayor and the governor.
And most likely their enthusiastic checkbooks.
There’s a simple solution.
The state/city can turn over alien criminals to ICE for deportation or convict them and lock them up.
They refuse to do that. In fact, passed laws specifically preventing it.
“… of strangers.”
Important caveat.
Apparently the lefties are going nuts that Trump isn’t letting OSCE “election observers” in.
They weren’t going to the corrupt TEAM BLUE areas anyway.
Crap, I forgot to put this story in the links.
https://nypost.com/2026/10/09/world-news/peruvian-left-wing-politician-hitler-mussolini-becomes-mayor-of-small-town/
I can’t wait for the think pieces coming up that say “Hitler Mussolini not as bad as Trump.”
That’s fantastic
Inevitably, the people who are supposedly going hungry fall on the spectrum from “well-fed” to “obese”.
I was going to guess they were all on the wrestling team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxIq_gj8fjg
Our resident Bad Cat covered this earlier this week.
Note where West Virginia is on the chart — way in the upper right. No shocker that Mississippi and Louisiana are right up there, too.
“WASHINGTON — Texas Senate hopeful James Talarico’s volunteer group has been privately fretting over his prolonged absence from the campaign trail, leaked Slack messages obtained by The Post reveal.
Talarico, who has type 1 diabetes, last had an in-person public campaign event on gas prices on Sept. 26 — 12 days ago. He was seen at a private fundraiser in New York City headlined by Robert De Niro on Sept. 28, though he did appear at a virtual Hispanic Business Council forum on Sept. 30.”
https://nypost.com/2026/10/08/us-news/james-talaricos-influencer-army-privately-frets-about-prolonged-absence-from-campaign-trail-leaked-slack-messages-show/
Was there much ass eating on the campaign trail?
Talarico, who has type 1 diabetes.
Highly important detail placed for future reference to other news agencies when they start running cover for him I guess.
Virtual Hispanic? so like Beto?
As you know, I regard firing squads as field expedients for the military. I guess as a matter of tradition we can keep them for military executions.
But really, rifles are not the right tool for the job at these short range of an execution. He’s not tied to a post 200 yards downrange. He’s at ideal shotgun range. 5 loads of 00 to the torso and we won’t have that embarrassing “oopsie, he survived” thing that they had with that chick last week.
Speaking of which, I thought if you survived execution you were freed. What are they going to do with her, anyway?
If they had to put her on a ventilator, did she actually survive? Couldn’t they just pulled the plug?
Or smother her with a pillow.
The schedule calls for embalming after the execution, followed by burial. I say we honor the schedule.
They couldn’t find the vein to put the execution chemicals in. What makes you think they’ll find it to pump the formaldehyde in and drain the blood out?
If they fail at step two, step three will solve the problem eventually.
RC, it’s not about optimum, it’s about tradition.
Military firing squads were done using whatever service weapons the soldiers carried, which have been rifles since the days of the civil war. (That whole ‘rifled musket’ transitional terminology notwithstanding) They really should use M4s to fit tradition, but it’ll probably be some flavor of .308.
I think once the soldiers see what 5* loads of 00 buckshot do to this jihadi, they’ll have a new tradition.
*I just made up 5. Don’t know how many shooters there are for a firing squad.
Bring in Anton Chigurh.
Rifles designed for pistol loads would be ideal. Henry .357 lever actions would make magnificent holes at that distance.
Interesting bit of trivia – Utah, according to state law, uses the Winchester Model 94 carbine in .30/30 and the Winchester Super-X 150grn. soft point cartridge for state executions. It makes me wonder if Winchester keeps a tiny production line running just for the UDC…
The soft point is because tubular magazine. No idea why they would want that for close range.
Saw a meme yesterday asking “Who knew lethal injection was safer than Covid shots?”
There’s not going to be any ‘Oopsie, he survived’ with a military firing squad. If the condemned prisoner survives the initial volley of rifle fire, the officer in charge of the detail delivers the coup de grâce with a pistol at close range.
Reference the original 1971 film The Day of the Jackal for a pretty good recreation of the process. Do yourself a favor and don’t see any of the remakes.
Nitpick: the novel is 1971. Assuming you meant the Fred Zinnemann movie, it came a few years later.
On Hassan’s execution, New Zealand is horrified and frustrated that the live stream cannot be blocked:
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/1813340/new-zealand-censor-says-it-would-be-powerless-to-block-livestreamed-us-execution
Oh, so it’s an “Our procedures do not account for this circumstance” rather than “We are too technically inept to stop it.”
I wonder if Tom Phillips had a mental illness.
Stupid question – do they still make a .308 conversion of the Garand?
I have no idea, but going from 30-06 to 308 is not changing much.
Exactly. But I have .308, but not .30-06 . I know it’s simple to acquire .30-06, but would prefer not to.
There are a few specialty outfits that will do it. It’ll probably cost way more than the ammo savings will be worth.
You misunderstand the motivation.
It’s not about the money, its about inventory simplification.
The CMP auctions them off on gunbroker every now and then. It looks like none are up right now.
There were two military versions. I don’t remember the designations off the top of my head. One used a chamber bushing instead of rebarreling. With that one, there is no way to permanently attach the bushing, so sometimes the bushing comes out.
😱
I suppose that means “look for a rebarrelled version”.
Yes, get the rebarrelled version, not the bushing version.
The neighbor kid 3 houses down from us installed some obxnoxiously loud exhaust on his older F-150 pickup. He works construction so he leaves for work at 5:15 AM each day. For the past 2 weeks everyone on the street is woken up when he starts the truck which is parked on the street. Then he goes ripping off down the street where I can still hear his truck blocks away. He lives with his parents whom are oblivious and apparently hard of hearing. I have a new can of expanding spray foam that I am tempted to use in an attempt to restore the peace.
Make sure you plan the disposal of the body carefully.
Oh, you weren’t planning to use the foam on him
Axel Foley recommends a banana.
Exhaust pressures simply expel fruits and vegetables.
Lies! It was documented clearly as a working solution.
Feel free to eat Friday Funbags’ diarrhea-free ass.
https://archive.is/K6Mb0
1 and done and probably an empty bank account in the end.
Last day of first week. Will be ~$700 richer next week w a 5-day check. Big Things abound. Gotta introduce disability today, a very good idea.
Be well, all!
Go get em Evan!
Keep going Evan! This is good progress!
“Snorting Ketamine Off Your Penis Was ‘Insane/Jaw Dropping'”
https://www.tmz.com/2026/10/08/cornell-jane-doe-texts-about-snorting-ketamine/
“Full texts between ‘Cornell 7’ Jane Doe, frat brother she later accused of rape revealed: ‘Our body our choice’”
https://nypost.com/2026/10/08/us-news/texts-between-cornell-7-jane-doe-frat-brother-she-later-accused-of-rape-revealed-our-body-our-choice/
Was there much ass eating?
No. She declined foursomes because she didn’t want butt stuff.
My now take is…she wanted a group thing but the group thing turned into a train thing.
My understanding it was three threesomes.
That’s my understanding, too. And she “only” had sex with four of the Cornell Seven. One tried to get in on the action and she pushed him away (that’s gotta leave a mark). It seems unusual for the woman to pick and choose who participates in a gang rape, but whatever.
The other two came in, saw what was going on, and passed on it. Not sure why they’re in the mix at all, to tell you the truth.
Unfortunately I could see this not being fake.
https://archive.is/fbC1V
Everyone in that story sounds like an asshole.
Apparently he can do stand-up, too
GOP Rep Brandon Gill has things to say on the campaign trail.
“Amaya ‘Cookie’ Diaz, 19, along with her sister, Kitty Mia Diaz, 21, and their friend, Kyandra Renee Faz, 21, were accused of murdering 32-year-old Caroline ‘Caro’ Peña on June 25.
All three were arrested shortly after the butchering, but Cookie, who allegedly wielded the knife, was released from the Val Verde County Correctional Facility in Del Rio on Tuesday.
The Val Verde County Sheriff’s Office and Correctional Facility confirmed to the New York Post that the Diaz family paid $200,000 to secure the teen’s $2 million bond, while her older sister remains behind bars.”
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16195071/texas-teen-amaya-diaz-stabbing-mother-del-rio.html
One for each boob?
Damn. They spent $200K (and that money is gone; that’s how bail bonds work) to get one sister out, and left the other in jail. That’s just cold.
And the most psychotic of the sisters if I read it right.
Couple this with the diarrhea STD and I think we solve unwanted sexual advances.
Instead of a rape whistle, carry ipecac.
“Remix News previously reported that in Berlin, officers previously listed singing as a way to irritate an attacker”
WTF?
“Trump handed Laura Loomer’s ‘terrifying’ new secret list of traitors as she worms her way back into his inner circle”
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16190535/trump-laura-loomer-secret-list-traitors.html
Palace intrigue
Indeed but uh, nowhere in that article did Trump give the list.
Unless the Starbursts were the super secret terrifying list.
Not that I was expecting the Fail to do otherwise.
90% of the news from DC is palace intrigue.
https://nypost.com/2026/10/08/lifestyle/im-30-and-ive-never-had-a-boyfriend-why-more-women-are-struggling-to-find-love/
The first one looks tens years older than 33 to me.
The second one is only 21 and will have no problem finding a guy.
The third one needs Ozempic and she’ll be fine.
The fourth one needs therapy.
There’s a guy out there somewhere who thinks he can fix her.
Apparently more than one. Repeated ghosting does indicate she has an issue.
From the comments: “And Avery if you are reading this, call me 😘🤭 ”
😀
‘Somebody explain to me why this is the federal government’s responsibility. Oh, there’s an election coming up, so that’s why it matters today.’
“Hunger grips a rural community hit by Trump’s cuts”
*two well-fed women pictured*
Yeah, that tracks. Ain’t nobody starving.
Unfortunately the Federal Government has taken over the currency. Because they can’t control their spending, the currency is being devalued and the poors can’t afford stuff.
Also a lot of the working class depend on diesel fuel to make their living – and the dumbass in charge of the federal government started a war in the Middle East while continuing a war with Russia.
As an arm of the DNC, it is the responsibility of most of the MSM to elect Democrats. That’s all this idiotic story is.
Did College Football cameramen get a raise before the season or do they deserve a raise?
The broadcast was in the middle of a two-point attempt, Houston down 26–28, 49 seconds left, and the camera guy did the only logical thing. He found the real story.
Zoomed all the way in. Locked on. Hands behind her head, red top, not blinking. Meanwhile the sideline is losing its mind and the announcer is out here going, “Wow. Just look at her. I’m speechless. Who is this missile?”
Missile. Sir, there is a football game happening. Fourth quarter. Two-point try.
You just called a coed in the student section a missile and nobody in the truck told you to cut back to the field.
That’s not a camera operator. That’s a man who has seen enough 3rd-and-longs to know where the ratings actually live. He deserves a raise, a bonus, and maybe his own booth. The rest of the crew was tracking a kicker. He was tracking national television.
https://x.com/AmericaPapaBear/status/2108384874164109698
Well that post was nuked.
I got a “this page does not exist” message.
“What Cornell says about universities’ MAGA complicity
White House attacks on DEI gave colleges cover to abandon women and minority students
Jane Doe reported her alleged rape a few days after Trump got elected. With that history in mind, Cornell police and administrators could have had every reason to believe there would be no federal repercussions if they failed to reach a just outcome in her case.”
https://www.salon.com/2026/10/09/what-cornell-says-about-universities-maga-complicity/
OK, sure.