In one of our longest running traditions, its the time of year libertarians ask themselves how they might dress up for Halloween and still make a statement.
Up first: Prison Bitch
What will you need? A blouse, capri cut pants and a pair of Gucci loafers. I told both my sons if I find them unironically dressed up like Lisa Loeb, I will smother them with a pillow.
Up next: Lindsay Clancey
I’m not even joking here, think this is a real mask. Wheelchair not included.
Followed by: Bodysnatchers
You will need narrow hips, no butt, somehow still be more attractive than your peers, and career year as a meme.
Next up: AOC 2028
You will need be willing to Passport Bro to the Philippines, otherwise I can’t help you here.
Up next: Brett Kavanaugh
Don’t just talk the talk. You will need to stop dressing like a whore at the gym. Its stolen valor if you are not willing to be a whore.
Finally! “Sports”
I didn’t find a pumpkin beer this year. I just didn’t have time to look and find one that suited my fancy. This however I nearly grabbed a couple times thinking it was Oktoberfestbier. It is not and I would argue that’s exactly what they were hoping I buy out of confusion. Its a “hoppy pilsner” so it certainly wouldn’t qualify for my other annual feature. Is it any good though? Yes, actually. Pilsner normally is balanced to slightly hoppy so this combination actually does works if you tend to drink hoppy styles anyways. I don’t just mean IPA, I am also referring to strong ales like Arrogant Bastard. Even if you don’t it doesn’t deviate so much it gives you an aneurysm and you spend your remaining years thinking you are Sydney Sweeney or Lisa Loeb. Jack’s Abbey Fest of Both Worlds Hoppy Pilsner: 3.8/5
“A blouse, capri cut pants and a pair of Gucci loafers.”
GAY
Effeminate girly man.
“Next up: AOC 2028”
Needs more boobage.
The pictured AOC 2028 will probably be a better president than the actual AOC.
Its a “hoppy pilsner” so it certainly wouldn’t qualify for my other annual feature. Is it any good though? Yes, actually. Pilsner normally is balanced to slightly hoppy so this combination actually does works if you tend to drink hoppy styles anyways.
I’ve had this beer. It’s pretty good. And this is an accurate description of it.
I told both my sons if I find them unironically dressed up like Lisa Loeb, I will smother them with a pillow.
You only hear what you want to?
Don’t know if anyone has seen it, but Lauren Southern has condemned her former political views and claims back in like 2018 she was raped by Andrew Tate. Was meeting with him to get investment money in her words for some project. They went out that night and somehow she ended up in his hotel room and he forced it.
She claims she was horrified to say anything because:
1. She’s the girl who mocks others for putting themselves in that situation.
2. She thought the people on the right wouldn’t believe her.
She now goes around telling other right leaning women that they have a shelflife in the “movement” and that they’ll turn on her/eat her eventually.
Which is a whole shit ton of projection. No one as far as I can tell ever turned on Southern. She stepped aside. She claims now it was about this situation, but no one knew about it.
I have no idea what she does for money at this point. She apparently went broke after her husband divorced her and ended up in a trailer. So I have to wonder if this isn’t more about santizing her image.
Two years after she met her future ex-husband, maybe married at that point already?