All Saints Day Morning Links

by | Nov 1, 2026 | Daily Links | 28 comments

Six years ago this morning my third son graced us with his presence. Our Punnett Square blue-eyed boy. But other than that, it’s been another long weekend. Nothing like having 6 and 4 pumped up for candy and waking up at 5am. Which will be 5am this morning. Fucking government time.

I fall firmly in the “shall not be infringed” camp. Means elected officials do not get to pass laws limiting my right to keep and bear arms.

I foresee OnlyFans in her near future.

He chose… poorly

For G-Money, his go to.

About The Author

Brett L

Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

28 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Rumor was she was a pro before she met Bellichek.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      She was a premature ejaculation buyout?

  2. Ownbestenemy

    Top costume last night was a kid dressed as Tom Cruise from Tropic Thunder.

    Kid that was awarded most and best candy knew my costume of Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation.

  3. Gender Traitor

    Six years ago this morning my third son graced us with his presence.

    Happy Birthday, XY3! 🥳️🎂️🎈️🎉️🎁️

  4. Fourscore

    It’s a problem with democracy, when the elected officials make contrary decisions to individual freedoms and the only recourse is to try to have unelected officials sort it out.

    Election time and we’re seeing the same arguments. Either we’re responsible for our choices in life or we’re not, nothing in between.

  5. juris imprudent

    Why shouldn’t citizens, acting through elected representatives, be allowed to make this decision for the community?

    Absent government, what mechanism would those citizens have? None. They can’t force their neighbor to go to church, nor to abstain from alcohol, nor any of a myriad of other things that they are certain would make their neighbor a better person, and their community a better community.

    There is no beneficent sovereign authority – not in “the people”, not in a legislature, not in a king or despot, and not in some mystical being.

    • EvilSheldon

      The stolen base in this claim is, “…acting through elected representatives,”.

      The idea that an elected ‘representative’ is going to represent the will of the electorate is infantile fantasy.

    • Fourscore

      A couple months ago a local bear learned the hard way. He FAFO.

  6. Chipping Pioneer

    I foresee OnlyFans in her near future.

    As far as trophy girlfriends go, she’s a 6. And crazy.

  7. Common Tater

    “Undercover agents with the Placer County Sheriff’s Office Operations Unit conducted a two-day sting where they contacted sex buyers throughout the county. The operation busted 21 men cited for soliciting prostitution, the sheriff’s office said….

    “Human trafficking is complex, and there is no single approach to addressing it,” the sheriff’s office said.

    “In Placer County, law enforcement and our community partners work from several different angles, including identifying and supporting survivors, investigating traffickers and addressing the factors that can contribute to exploitation.””

    https://nypost.com/2026/10/31/us-news/21-men-busted-in-place-county-prostitution-sting/

    Apparently, all prostitution is trafficking now because women have no agency.

    • juris imprudent

      That’s about 90% of trafficking busts – ordinary prostitution. It’s been that way a while. Oddly, you know where you never hear about trafficking busts – those parts of Nevada where prostitution is legal.

    • PieInTheSky

      Neah it was correct

    • rhywun

      Letting the violent rent-challenged person live in filth and assault passers-by is the compassionate thing to do.

  8. PieInTheSky

    The gambler is horrible poker advice. You always count ypur koney at the table, you need to know your stack size.

    Then again back in the day most players were just gamblers no skill

  9. PieInTheSky

    Law enforcement heads from 46 Islamic states gather in Baku to tackle cross-border financial crime, artificial intelligence and international asset recovery.
    As transnational criminal networks deploy increasingly sophisticated technology to conceal illicit wealth, authorities across the globe are accelerating efforts to dismantle international financial crime.

    https://www.euronews.com/2026/10/30/islamic-states-prosecutors-call-for-global-enforcement-coalition

    • rhywun

      Islamic states

      Apartheid!

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