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Banjos

Wife of sloopy, mother to three bright, curious, and highly active young girls. Perpetually exhausted.

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  1. Grosspatzer

    Zlochevsky made some comment that although Hunter Biden was stupid, and his (Zlochevsky’s) dog was smarter,” Zlochevsky needed to keep Hunter Biden (on the board) “so everything will be okay

    I am looking forward to the addition of a talking dog to the H&H universe.

    • WTF

      Talking dog with Ukrainian accent. Something along the lines of Triumph the insult comic dog.

      • Not Adahn

        Hau! Hau!

      • AlexinCT

        What breed would that dog be? Husky? Dachshund to favor all them Uke nazis? Inquiring minds want to know!

      • Not Adahn

        If I’m reading this right, гав, гав (hau, hau) is what normal sized dogs say, and the Ukrainian equivalent of “yip yip” is дзяв, дзяв (dzyau, dzyau).

        I may not be reading that right.

      • Not Adahn

        Also, why are they using gamma to make a “h” sound?

        Dafuq Cyril?

      • Rat on a train

        Russian/Ukranian doesn’t have an “h”. They use “g” as an approximate. Hitler -> Гитлер (Gitler). Ukranian has two Gs with one being closer to “h”. Also В is “v” not “u” so “gav” and “dzyav”. It would be гау for “gau”.

      • Rat on a train

        Chortai?

      • sloopyinca

        It’ll be a pug: a dog with no purpose that constantly annoys you but you still pour a ton of money into it in order to keep it alive.

      • AlexinCT

        BAZINGA!

      • KSuellington

        Pugs also look like their high as fuck on blow.

      • KSuellington

        “They’re”

        I’m not high as fuck, just need more coffee.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Will the dog also be using cocaine?

      • AlexinCT

        That’s Champ. The Biden family German Shepard that kept biting everyone cause he needed to protect its stash.

      • Seguin

        Just realized – Champ is also the name of the dog in the Postal series of videogames. And Hunter Biden is the closest thing we have to the Postal Dude.

      • WTF

        I leave the details up to the talents of SugarFree.

  2. WTF

    Secret tapes and coerced payments: Top 10 Biden-Burisma bombshells from FBI informant memo

    Burisma Execs Questioned Hunter Biden’s Intelligence, FBI Docs Show

    Democrats try to halt RFK Jr. testimony during censorship hearing

    And nothing will happen.

    • Drake

      At the right time, Joe will be replaced by Newsome.

      • AlexinCT

        Koh-moh-loh will have had a tragic wine related accident and is now pushing up daisies.. And none of the team blue lemmings will care much…

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Dear god no.

      • Lord John Nerfherder

        Prepare your loins. It’s coming.

      • Grosspatzer

        Prepare your loins anus

        FTFY

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        My loins can’t take it prepared or not.

      • R C Dean

        Silver lining: it almost certainly means Kamala won’t be on the ticket. In fact, it’s probably about the only way to keep her off the ticket (short of an unfortunate accident), which will be a big point in Newsom’s favor when the power brokers get together to pick our next President.

    • The Gunslinger

      It’s the smokiest gun we’ve ever seen. Basically a note saying “we’re giving you this money so your dad, the VP, will do what we want”. And the media won’t touch it. No mention whatsoever.

      • WTF

        “It has all the earmarks of Russian disinformation.”

      • AlexinCT

        The real disinformation is that the legacy media claims to be unbiased but totally acts as a propaganda apparatus of the unelected corruptocracy’s bureaucratic machine that is selling America to marcists.

      • rhywun

        “No reasonable prosecutor would touch it.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Oh that was some of the actual statements “Seems some of the translation was lost from Russian to English” in reference to the CI’s notes on the FBI report thing.

      • WTF

        Actually, the excuse I’ve been seeing is that this is “unverified”.

      • Not Adahn

        Huh. I thought that information printed on FBI paper was the ultimate truth and it was a felony to disagree with what was written.

      • Rebel Scum

        Russian collusion / election interference however…

    • Nephilium

      Look… Hunter is SMAHT! SUPER SMAHT!

      • AlexinCT

        S-M-R-T …

        That spells Hunter smart…

    • rhywun

      On the contrary, I’m sure the noted items are good for another five or six indictments on Trump.

      • AlexinCT

        Your joke makes me want to cry because by now, after a slew of these events, this is exactly how revelations like this play out,,,,

  3. Gustave Lytton

    Congress will not reinstate pilots fired over Biden’s vaccine mandate amid massive pilot shortage

    The airlines are barred by federal law or regulation from rehiring such pilots on their own?

    • Drake

      This – sounds like the bill would have forced airlines to reinstate. No reason the airlines can’t just hire them back once they get over their covid power trips.

      • WTF

        …get over their covid power trips.

        No bureaucracy has ever been known to relinquish power once it’s gained.

      • Nephilium

        Are the pilots looking to get back into the jobs they were fired from for not complying? I know I really started my job hunt for a new role when my exemption was denied (which then became moot, but I didn’t exactly have much good will left for the company at that point).

    • John Nerfherder

      That was my thought

  4. Not Adahn

    Dammit, I like NE OK.

    • Rat on a train

      Bartlesville!

      • Not Adahn

        It’s been a couple of decades since I’ve been there. Last time that particular town was too clear-cut for my tastes. It did make navigating the OSU campus easier with no obstructions to your line of sight.

      • Not Adahn

        Make that three decades. Plenty of time to grow some decent trees.

      • Rat on a train

        I visited family there as late at the 80’s. All I recall is it was flat, treeless, and didn’t have much to do. I did get to experience my first severe thunderstorm.

      • Not Adahn

        I did get to experience my first severe thunderstorm.

        Ah, you were there on a day ending in a Y.

        Srsly, we used to sit on the porch swing and watch the lightning.

        *adjusts onion*

    • Pope Jimbo

      That is what Mt. Rushmore is to me. It ruined the SoDak badlands by attracting hordes of stupid touristas.

  5. Grosspatzer

    A Manhattan resident earning $650,000 would save as much as $258,212 in Austin, the findings show.

    Not for long. That is the demographic which continues to vote into office the grifters who run/ruin NYC. Itinerant arsonists.

    • Nephilium

      I’m actually curious to look back in 10-15 years and see what’s happened with wages with the massive shift to WFH. The local tax discount is just part of it, why pay someone Silicon Valley wages when you can get a comparable person in South Dakota to do the same job? The overseas expansion I think is already been built in (at least in the IT and call center worlds).

      • R C Dean

        “why pay someone Silicon Valley wages when you can get a comparable person in South Dakota to do the same job”

        It’s a crime against humanity not to pay what’s required to live in one of the most expensive cities in the world to everyone, regardless of where they live.

        It’s also inhumane to expect people who move to a place they like a lot better than crowded cities to sacrifice a single nickel of their pay in order to live there.

      • Nephilium

        Something that always stuck with me since I was younger was reading the stories about how X item cost only $Y amount (usually in relation to some new tech gadget, but it holds true across the board). Usually the stories were from CA or NY, and it took me a while to realize that the reason $Y was only to them, while seeming extravagant to me was that it represented a much smaller percentage of their pay.

      • rhywun

        “why pay someone Silicon Valley wages when you can get a comparable person in South Dakota India to do the same job”

        The reality

      • Grosspatzer

        The competent Indians move here. The offshore “talent” tends to be questionable in my experience.

      • Not Adahn

        I have been told that advancement in India is less about competence and more about bribes.

      • Nephilium

        My experience matches this. There’s also the time zone issues, cultural issues, holiday mismatches, and the like.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The competent and the wealthy are the ones who get here. Having very rich parents has gotten a lot of less talented Indians a work visa here.

        The trick is figuring out which one is which when hiring.

        I had one Indian reporting to me who was a C- developer, but had hired his own offshore developer to help him with his tasks. Daddy paid for those costs, so I didn’t actually mind.

      • rhywun

        Oh sure, the cheaper labor isn’t really comparable but tell that to HR – they still haven’t figured it out after what, a couple decades now?

      • Pope Jimbo

        I think that there are still enough cultural differences between offshore and American workers that the SoDak guy will still be way better of an investment.

        My experience with offshore workers (I’m including Euro-weenies in here too) is that they never really produce as much as the typical American. There are a few exceptions but the reality never works out like the spreadsheet says it will.

      • slumbrew

        My experience over the last few decades is similar.

        We still have lots of Indian employees but, for some reason, the most productive workers are here. Lots of empire-building there, too; managers there seem pathologically unable to graciously grow the size of their teams. (Guess where most of the layoffs were in the last RIF?)

        I think we’ve halted future hiring in Poland – seemed promising but didn’t really work out. (And why so surly?)

        The positions that would have been in Poland are mostly going to Costa Rica these days – those guys are (mostly) great. They may end up being the exception to rule in terms of where the most productive employees are.

      • Nephilium

        Yeah, the Costa Ricans I’ve worked with have been great. Both the current and previous company also have been expanding in the Philippines, which has also gone well.

      • PutridMeat

        SoDak guy a better investment, sure. But not a NoDak guy, right? That’d be a bridge too far.

      • Pope Jimbo

        No shit. Nothing good has ever come out of the desolate plains of NoDak.

      • MikeS

        One for each of you

        🖕🏻🖕🏻

      • PutridMeat

        Awww, two thumbs up! Bless your heart!!

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        North Dakota doesn’t exist.

      • slumbrew

        My company has various locations classified and if you move from A to B, you might be looking at a pay adjustment. I’m fine with that.

        So far, all I’m aware of is that Charleston, SC would not be a pay cut vs. Boston.

        I think I _would_ take a haircut if I moved to NH (have to double-check that).

      • Grosspatzer

        Good point. Though, after wage normalization, one would still be better off outside of the big cities. Aside from taxes, the biggest issue here in the NYC metro is the cost of housing thanks to rent control and other idiotic policies creating an artificial shortage. And why stop at housing? The cost of everything else is about to spike due to “congestion pricing”.

        https://nyc.streetsblog.org/2023/07/17/is-a-15-toll-the-political-sweet-spot-for-congestion-pricing

      • rhywun

        Glad I’m getting out before that clusterfuck begins.

      • R.J.

        ^This. Also as companies flee progressive states, they may well shed progressive HR standards and culture.

      • R C Dean

        Those proggy beliefs are a function of class, not geography. Still, can’t hurt.

      • invisible finger

        A function of class/caste.

      • R.J.

        Within bounds. Two things:
        1. Those moving to red states and finding work there, are turning more red. It’s a thing. It’s not all of them, but it is a lot of them. The hardcore leftists just return to blue states after a while and sulk.
        2. Businesses that realize they cannot survive in California are moving to other states, many of which are anti-DEI and are actively pushing legislation to remove it. This will continue to grow and have an effect.

    • rhywun

      That same New Yorker who makes about $150,000 would also see the value of their pay increase, saving about $64,811 annually.

      I wonder how they arrive at this conclusion – it sounds preposterous.

      • sloopyinca

        State and local taxes, cost of housing, and price of food, fuel, insurance, and what it costs to keep a vehicle parked…start with just those and I’d be willing to bet you’re 2/3 of the way there already.

      • Not Adahn

        ^this

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Those reasons, and your $20 might be the same as downtown, or it goes a lot further, IYKWIMAITYD…

      • Grosspatzer

        Math. The article mentions a 45% effective rate in NYC. I did not know there were jurisdictions with a 0% effective rate, however.

      • rhywun

        There aren’t. I suspect they are egging the costs up, you know, like that $4,000 median rent that nobody on that salary actually pays, $500 a month for parking when 80% of folks on that salary don’t drive, the cost of children when most of them are childless, etc. etc.

      • sloopyinca

        You gotta compare apples to apples though. The fact that few people in NYC on that salary have kids or cars is largely a result of the cost of those things being so astronomically high in NYC and the fact that they’d drive their rents even higher because they could no longer live in a 600SF 1BR.

      • sloopyinca

        By “600SF,” I mean 300SF.

      • sloopyinca

        I’d rather see the comparison to a larger city like Houston rather than Austin. Especially since it’s a lot cheaper to live in the former.

      • Bobarian LMD

        But everyone in Houston is a redneck; you can’t expect them NewYawkers to jump in with both feet.

      • Banjos

        And they’re not even comparing NYC to an average city in Texas, they’re comparing it to the most expensive city.

      • rhywun

        You gotta compare apples to apples though.

        You can do that for shits and giggles but it doesn’t match reality on the ground. The average family with two kids and three cars is not even looking at NYC as an option.

      • sloopyinca

        I get what you’re saying, but I’d reckon much of their decision to not have kids or cars is based on the high cost of living.
        The alternative explanation is that New Yorkers specifically don’t share the same basic human needs and desires as pretty much everybody else in the country and are generally happy about it.

      • sloopyinca

        That’s hard for me to believe with it being the most populous city in the country and the fact that New Yorkers used to reproduce at levels on par with the rest of the country.

      • rhywun

        I’m mainly talking about non-natives.

        NYC does not attract families with kids. It attracts singles and especially singles who don’t want kids.

      • sloopyinca

        NYC does not attract families with kids. It attracts singles and especially singles who don’t want kids.

        It didn’t used to be this way. Did the high cost of living drive families away or did they leave anyway for other reasons? I’m genuinely curious.

      • robc

        They other problem is that a family of 4 might spend the same amount on housing in Austin as in NYC, just have a much bigger place.

        That reality is a grape to grapefruit comparison (I thought that was a nice analogy to the housing size difference).

  6. AlexinCT

    Fox News and CNN Suffer Brutal Ratings Collapse

    So is this caused by more and more people realizing legacy media only does propaganda and deep state programming, which means constantly lying to protect that criminal class, and checking out, or is it something else?

    • The Other Kevin

      My guess is people are tired of blatantly one-sided reporting, and right now there aren’t any stars like Tucker who draw a big audience.

      • R C Dean

        I must say, watching hollow man Hannity get exposed as having zip, zero, nada value has been a pleasure.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, when I did watch Tucker I could not change the channel fast enough at 10:00. Hannity is just so awful in every way, it’s unbelievable he’s still there.

      • Gender Traitor

        Local news/talk radio station has bumped Hannity’s 5-6 segment to 7 pm in favor of a local non-political “fun guy.”

      • Bobarian LMD

        Yep, I enjoyed watching Tucker even when I completely disagreed with him, and I can barely tolerate Hannity during the few times we’re in lock-step.

  7. AlexinCT

    Stanford University President Resigns After Failing to Correct Flaws in Academic Papers He Authored

    One in a million of the crooked fucks politicizing the scientific process finally faces consequences.

    • John Nerfherder

      As I understand it, he was allowed to stay on the faculty.

      A very soft landing

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        He has some research to fix.

  8. AlexinCT

    Democrats try to halt RFK Jr. testimony during censorship hearing

    The lying fucks that tell you they are the good guys sure as hell constantly need to demand censorship so others don’t expose them as lying fucks….

    But so many believe that they are the good guys.

    At what point do normal people realize that as the saying “The road to hell is paved with good intentions” implies, what we have is a bunch of people that justify real evil of all sorts because they tell you their end goal is good and noble one worthy of any and all means.

  9. AlexinCT

    Congress will not reinstate pilots fired over Biden’s vaccine mandate amid massive pilot shortage

    I am not surprised. The current agenda by our elite is to make travel, whether it is by personal car or by airline flight, not available to the serfs anymore. In a world where only flying private signals your elite status, too may of the elite feel the solution to this expensive behavior is to just stop the serfs from being able to fly. Nearly killing the airline industry would go a long way towards allowing government to come in and restrict air travel to only the elite.

  10. waffles

    What does it take with this Biden corruption? In three months it will have been three years. Is it just too many guilty parties? Are so many complicit that no one is?
    Sorry for the questions. But man, this is some all-time dirt. Historical. And no one cares.

    • AlexinCT

      What does it take with this Biden corruption?

      Deweaponizing the shit the Obama admin created so they could completely politicize and criminalize the unelected and unaccountable bureaucratic machine.

      • waffles

        I used to think the people talking about “all the shit Obama did” were kind of nuts because it didn’t appear that he did anything. I was wrong. I didn’t know. How could I know?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Best get used to it because it’s not going to change. Welcome to Corruptistan.

      • John Nerfherder

        We’re all Chicagoans now.

    • Pope Jimbo

      My theory is that everyone had their hand in the cookie jar. Any attempt to call out someone for the corruption will just end up with them calling you out for all the cookie crumbs on your face.

      Everyone in the DC mob wants this shit to just go away.

    • Not Adahn

      No off duty-cop there to draw down on the chick with the turning fork?

    • R.J.

      Yeah. I decided they are assholes. At least they are starting to annoy the right people. I expect those arrests for trespassing will stick and nobody will hear from that group for a while.

    • Pope Jimbo

      There weren’t any hawt protestors.

      No one is going to pretend to care about your cause if you don’t control the good looking gal vote.

    • Grummun

      Management: “Today the course has been temporarily converted into a paintball arena. Free admission.”

  11. Not Adahn

    Question for the law glibs (relevant to the lynx as NE OK has got the capitol of the Cherokee Nation as well as Osage and Muscogee land)

    How much leeway do the tribes have wrt legalizing stuff? Obviously they have casinos and untaxed tobacco and alcohol. Could they go full-bore libertine and create their own theme park with blackjack and hookers and cocaine?

    • AlexinCT

      You trying to look for new investment opportunities?

      • Not Adahn

        …maybe?

      • robodruid

        I thought the gov of Oklahoma got into a snit with a tribe WRT language of gambling doc?
        Have not hear of anything about that lately, but i am seriously out of the local loop.

      • Not Adahn

        Many moons ago, when I was being taught OK History (by a Choctaw!) she was emphatic that there were NO reservations in OK. According to online maps, that has (somehow) changed.

        I also learned that the Chickasaws are the Jews of the Injuns.

      • sloopyinca

        I’m not sure they’re reservations in the sense that the federal government has boundaries them by an official treaty. But for all intents and purposes, they’re self-governed “nations” that operate with their own services. But they do have representation in state government apportioned the same way as any other part of the state.
        It’s kind of a gray area. I believe state law supersedes any local ordinances or tribal law but they pretty much leave them to their own devices. Were they to take a sharp turn against state laws IRT drug legalization or something else, I think it would result in a state constitutional crisis that would result in them becoming full-fledged reservations under federal jurisdiction or they’d end up abolishing the quasi-independence they now enjoy.

        I don’t think they’d rock the boat because the current arrangement seems like it satisfies everybody better than either of those extremes would.

      • Grummun

        by a Choctaw

        Related

    • Nephilium

      I know the tribes in NY told the state regulatory groups to fuck off with licensed dispensaries and sales tax when it came to recreational marijuana. I don’t think any of them want to push too strongly against the Fed Gov though… they may have some tribal memories about the last time that happened.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I think they have quite a bit of leeway.

      I’ve always said they should build nukes and refineries. Think of the advantage they’d have being able to skip all the FedGov regulations.

    • The Last American Hero

      According to the local papers, you can kidnap women and they won’t even investigate it, which is somehow the paleface’s fault.

      I read an article quite a while ago about some tribe in NoDak or SoDak that was looking at using the sovereign status to set up a Cayman’s-style offshore tax shelter but in the interior of the US. Since it never happened, I believe the tribes get to get away with being sovereign when the right palms are greased and they stay within the acceptable areas like smokes and gambling.

  12. Fourscore

    Tony Bennett has now left his heart (and body) in San Fransisco. Can’t blame him though

    • Grosspatzer

      RIP.

    • R.J.

      One of the first albums I ever had was “The Beat of My Heart.” Fantastic work. The giants among is are leaving.

    • Common Tater

      RIP

  13. Ted S.

    Were there any Black Lives Matter so-called “protests” in Moscow, ID?

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      Between Moscow and Pullman I am sure there was something.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    News you can use

    Fires are burning longer, and hotter, around the world due to climate change. While firefighters are able to suppress 99% of them, the other 1% is what causes the most destruction. New mega-fires burn at an intensity of 100,000 kilowatts per meter, and while a 1,000-hectare fire was a big deal in the 1980s, blazes are now stretching to 30,000-hectares.

    “100,000 kilowatts per meter”

    How much is that in wind-up monkeys?

    • Sean

      How many hotdogs can be cooked per meter?

    • Not Adahn

      Earlier this week, I saw something with its area described as x mils by y mm. Which I think is an ideal way of hybridizing/compromising between the correct and metric systems.

      • John Nerfherder

        Was it British technology?

      • mikey

        Make Whitworth Great Again

      • DrOtto

        I have a customer who had a ’59 Rolls Royce. It took me awhile to figure out why neither metric and SAE tools didn’t quite fit. Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go curl up in a fetal position while I think about working on that car…

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Oooo, even better, 55* screw threads! None of your bolt stock will work, and you need special parts even for that!

      • Seguin

        One of my best customers is a British car specialist. I keep a stock of A55 inserts just for him.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        And if you want real fun, on British cycles, everything is done in BSC. Or, British Standard Cycle threads with are all, no matter the size of the bolt or screw, 26TPI. And even harder to find.

    • John Nerfherder

      A bunch of meaningless numbers that sound really scary

    • PutridMeat

      Fires are burning longer, and hotter, around the world due to climate change.

      What’s the physics of that? If you claim there are more because of ‘climate change’, I can understand that. I’ll disagree about a casual relation, but can understand. ‘longer, and hotter (and, presumably, uncut)” on the other hand; What’s the hypothesized casual connection here?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Climate change increased the burning temperature of dry grass.

        It’s SCIENCE.

    • Rebel Scum

      due to climate change…New mega-fires

      You mean MAGA-fires.

      intensity of 100,000 kilowatts per meter

      How many joules?

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        How long were the flames on the hogshead?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Wouldn’t higher numbers indicate a greater amount of stuff available to burn rather than air temperature? Sounds like another way of saying that the fire suppression of the last 100+ years is catching up with us.

    • Grosspatzer

      Love it. Haven’t I seen this before?

      • Pope Jimbo

        How do I know what kind of pr0n you look at?

    • Tundra

      Adorable!

  15. The Late P Brooks

    I also learned that the Chickasaws are the Jews of the Injuns.

    Medicine men, with plenty wampum?

    • Not Adahn

      That is the stereotype.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Circum…spect with money?

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        That is an incisive comment.

      • R.J.

        Definitely on the fore front of analysis.

    • The Last American Hero

      It’s because 65% of the country claims to have Cherokee blood.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Secret tapes and coerced payments: Top 10 Biden-Burisma bombshells from FBI informant memo
    The House Oversight Committee previously issued a subpoena to obtain the document, with which FBI Director Christopher Wray did not comply.

    And nothing else happened.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Bullshit! I have it on good authority that Jordan’s going to fire off a moderately strongly worded letter over this development.

    • Not Adahn

      Why should they be repentant? He’s the nazi!

  17. Pope Jimbo

    I think the best justice would be for Burisma to shake down the Bidens now. Get back all their money and then some.

    Pay up or we release the tapes Mr Big Guy!

    Then I really hope that after they extort Joe, they release the tapes anyhow.

    • Pope Jimbo

      The Congress should offer the Burisma guy (who seemed worried about the legality of the bribes) immunity in return for his testimony. They should also tell Zelensky that he will offer immunity too if he wants those $$ payments to keep on coming.

      • sloopyinca

        Why are you under the impression that Congress controls the purse strings to the Ukraine aid?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Sorry, lost my mind there for a bit. (Easy to lose something so small)

    • Pine_Tree

      I’ve had the impression that the $$$ and hardware thrown at them for the war was plainly hush-money for just this.

    • AlexinCT

      The shakedown is going on right now. How many billions of our tax payer dollars have been pissed away over there in Ukraine so far?

    • Rebel Scum

      Make me a sammich.

  18. Rebel Scum

    Democrats try to halt RFK Jr. testimony during censorship hearing

    Delicious irony.

  19. Tundra

    Goor morning, Banjos!

    Congress will not reinstate pilots fired over Biden’s vaccine mandate amid massive pilot shortage

    AT least they are now admitting the shortage. For awhile now they have been insisting that things are peachy.

    Which of course is complete bullshit.

    I’ve been thinking about diving into Horton’s podcast but damn, that’s a lot of hours!

  20. Pope Jimbo

    On a good note, it looks like the Vikings new rookie receiver really has some speed.

    First round pick Jordan Addison was cited for speeding and reckless driving early Thursday morning in St. Paul, according to an incident report from the Minnesota State Patrol. Addison was stopped just after 3 a.m. after being clocked at 140 miles per hour, driving a Lamborghini Urus, in a 55-mile per hour zone on eastbound Interstate 94 near the Dale Street exit.

    I was ranting about the stupidity of a rookie blowing a couple hundred K on a car to the Altar Boy yesterday. How stupid can you be as a rookie when you haven’t even really earned that money. Then he pointed out to me that a rookie was gay-rone-teed $13M. Now my rant is about how dumb the NFL is to pay unproven talent that much money.

    • Nephilium

      Still smarter than Perrion Winfrey.

    • Rat on a train

      The team will pass along the labor costs to customers. I don’t know Vikings prices. Nose bleed, end zone seats are $35 for the Football Team.

    • The Last American Hero

      What is it with Minnesota and racist cops? They never would have pulled him over if he was white.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      If you threw that kind of money at me at that age I can guarantee that I would have done some stupid stuff.

      • Bobarian LMD

        If you threw that kind of money at me at my current age I can also guarantee some not well thought out behavior.

    • AlexinCT

      At least he is not washing his dick in the sink…

  21. Sensei

    The Rise and Fall of the Chief Diversity Officer

    Two years ago chief diversity officers were some of the hottest hires into executive ranks. Now, they increasingly feel left out in the cold.

    Companies including Netflix, Disney and Warner Bros. Discovery have recently said that high-profile diversity, equity and inclusion executives will be leaving their jobs. Thousands of diversity-focused workers have been laid off since last year, and some companies are scaling back racial justice commitments.

    Sheds a tear in the style of Italian American Iron Eyes Cody.

    • PieInTheSky

      they need to go back to college, get another loan, and get that second phd in nonsense

    • slumbrew

      If only.

      Ours strikes me as a grifter – maybe he’s a great guy, but I’m going to assume the worst. He and his 10 reports can hit the road and nobody would notice.

      • Sensei

        Your DEI person is already a rarity being male.

        I’d say at least 75% of them women. Although more than would have predicted are white.

      • slumbrew

        He’s an out POC so (checks spreadsheet) he’s got more diversity points that some white woman.

      • DrOtto

        How many of those whites claim Indian heritage? They learned it from Lizzy.

      • R C Dean

        Diversity has never been about replacing white c-suiters with POC c-suiters. It’s been about making white c-suiters feel smug about themselves. To my knowledge, not a single white exec has resigned their position so a POC could have it.

      • rhywun

        It’s more about replacing retiring whities. I’d guess at this stage a white guy has about a zero percent chance of breaking into the C-suite when a position opens up.

      • rhywun

        Ours is a bog-standard female POC.

        They are real light on this stuff at my work… I’m not even sure she’s still employed, it’s been that long since the DEI beast has reared its ugly head in an email or whatnot.

    • rhywun

      If this is true, it’s a real cause for celebration.

      It cannot be overstated how much damage this shit is causing.

  22. Fatty Bolger

    Afroman being sued by officers after they raided his house

    ABC News’ Alex Presha reports on rapper Afroman, who is being sued by the officers who raided his house last year after he made music videos using security camera footage taken during the search.

    Somehow I don’t remember hearing about this whole thing. The cop wanting the pound cake… lmao.

    • slumbrew

      I remember that.

      Hopefully that gets tossed. They have no expectation of privacy in that situation. (Didn’t watch the video)

      • Nephilium

        The video is entertaining. Afroman has also announced he’s running for president.

      • R.J.

        The video is great. Short on time or I would post a link. He did a long and short version with a new song. Hunt for it.

    • Seguin

      Didn’t realize Afroman was such a chill, cool dude.

  23. Ownbestenemy

    So looks like September 24th is start date in Kentucky. Wife has half the house already packed. Teens were offered a rental deal with the house and they jumped on that. My current district manager sent a veiled ‘threat’ to my boss on “why are we even releasing him”. Well Mr. DM, I will make it easy if you stop my new job placement, I will just quit the FAA. Other than that, things moving nicely.

    Set up an appointment with a realtor for next week/end while we visit for a bit of house hunting and get to know the areas.

    • slumbrew

      “why are we even releasing him”

      JFC. Even at a private company something like that would be grounds for a formal complaint. I gotta imagine even more so with the Feds.

      • Ownbestenemy

        We are in the jostling match portion of the whole FedGov thing. My boss can request not to release me for up to 6 months and did want me initially to stay through December. We have F1 coming to Vegas and about 3-4 projects that I was rolling on. I had no problem with that.

        However, the Kentucky job has major projects also on their horizon and needed me 3 weeks ago so the compromise was late September. Gives me plenty of time to spin up a couple technicians on the projects.

    • slumbrew

      Congrats, btw. Sounds like things are falling into place, especially with the boys renting the house.

    • Sensei

      Best of luck on the move and new job!

    • robc

      I can’t remember where you are ending up in KY. If you are heading to the ‘ville and need any inside info on various neighborhoods while house shopping, I can provide that.

      If you are Lexington or NKy bound, I am useless.

      • robc

        On a semi-related issue, the house I sold in Louisville for $194k in 2014 just resold in June for $343k. Not a bad ROI.

      • robc

        Looking at pictures, she repainted the bedrooms, upgraded the kitchen appliances, and built a new deck on the back. Otherwise, it looked the same. The basement and living room were clearly not repainted since my day, and they were the same as when I bought the place in 2007, because I didnt repaint.

        The crazy lady that bought it from me took good care of it, I like the new deck and the new appliances, the bedroom paint was kind of boring.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yea NKY, Hebron area

      • robc

        The dumbest flight I ever took was from CVG to SDF. The plane should have just taxied down I-71.

      • B.P.

        Just live in the Hotel Covington.

    • AlexinCT

      Did they club its ass to death right after?

  24. cyto

    I just read the article about the FBI having had reliable proof of the Burisma bribes from the Burisma side for years.

    The wife has NBC Today on.

    You guys said “and nothing else happened”

    How naive.

    It doesn’t even exist. There is not one syllable about it on the network news.

    We just learned that the very obvious quid pro quo of the bidens and Burisma has the only missing confirmation possible… that the otherwise illogical pressure to fire the prosecutor was indeed directly in response to the otherwise illogical payments to Junior.

    Nobody has ever had this much proof of a bribery scheme. The have statements from Joe, Hunter, Birisma, and Hunter’s business partners confirming the bribery scheme. You really can’t get any more proof.

    And not only did they sit on it…… the press is still actively suppressing the story.

    Worse…. nobody loves Joe Biden. They never have. He is one of those “he is powerful because of longevity” guys…. like Mitch McConnell. Nobody is willing to take a bullet for the turtle. And nobody is doing this because Joe is Bill Clinton or even Barak Obama. He isn’t even George Bush.

    Yet here we are. If you go to those Philly suburbs that delivered the presidency to Biden, none of thse soccer moms even know this story exists.

    They aren’t even talking about JFK Jr being crazy or the dems trying to censor him. They are talking about cannoli with fruit dip as a superfood.

    • Common Tater

      Leave the gun in a trash basket, take the cannoli?

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Thousands of diversity-focused workers have been laid off since last year, and some companies are scaling back racial justice commitments.

    The horror.

    The HORROR.

  26. Rebel Scum

    Late Wednesday night the House of Representatives voted not to reinstate airline pilots who lost their jobs for refusing to comply with the Biden administration’s vaccine mandate.

    The move comes as the United States’ aviation industry continues to suffer due in large part to a shortage of captains in cockpits.

    Seems legit.

  27. The Other Kevin

    “The team of designers includes more than 20 former Disney Parks builders and Walt Disney Imagineers.”
    Ruh-roh.

    • PieInTheSky

      what are their preferred pronouns?

      • AlexinCT

        No clue, but odds are they want to fuck children?

  28. robc

    In early morning golf news: American Brian Harman was -4, just 1 shot off the lead yesterday. Today he birdied 2-5, parred the rest thru 17 and then made an eagle on 18 to get to -10 and has a 5 shot lead in the Open Championship.

    I am sure someone else will put up a score and close the gap, but he has put himself in a really good position for the weekend.

    • Drake

      A course where accuracy is more important than distance. The guys who bomb their way through American courses and getting in trouble.

      • robc

        Stewart Cink is 50 and back up to T3 at -4. Thru 27 holes (9 today) he has 5 birdies and 1 bogey. He is playing par golf and taking his chances when they come.

    • rhywun

      Guessing because Eastern Europe is less “diverse”.

    • AlexinCT

      Cause you serfs like being serfs?

  29. Rebel Scum

    Moving to Texas from New York can save some Americans $250,000

    But I was told that TX was among the worst states in the union, along with several other GOP states, particularly because they are not fond of transing children, allowing rampant crime and taxing the population into poverty.

    • cyto

      Look, not being able to get abortion on demand at 8 months is literally worse than Auschwitz.

  30. Rebel Scum

    $2B Disneyland-sized theme park planned for Oklahoma along Route 66

    Disney loves losing money.

    • Rebel Scum

      Dubbed the American Heartland Theme Park and Resort, the 1,000-acre development just west of Grand Lake on Route 66 will include a 125-acre theme park that the company says will offer a unique experience that rivals the world’s top resort destinations.

      Should have clicked the link first. Good luck, I suppose.

      • R.J.

        They definitely have a chance. Tons of road travelers since lock down ended. People who just want to explore the country and see what they missed during their lives of working in a cubicle. This is a fine thing. People will go there. I think they should name it Twister Land though because that area gets a crazy amount of tornados. Better build that stuff tough!

  31. Rebel Scum

    Would if I was fortunate enough.

    Vanna White has negotiated her deal with “Wheel of Fortune,” but only the celebrity version, not the syndicated show, and we’re told Sony has made it clear … they’re not receptive to her demands.

    Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ, Vanna’s lawyer, Bryan Freedman, negotiated Vanna’s deal for “Celebrity Wheel of Fortune.” Turns out that deal was up, but her contract for the syndicated show goes for another year, so first things first.

  32. Rebel Scum

    You cuntes were lucky to not die of lead poisoning.

    We took over the wealthiest Hamptons golf course this morning. Here, they pay a MILLION dollar membership fee to play the world’s stupidest and most ecocidal game. It’s disgusting how the billionaires who destroy our planet for business come here and do it for pleasure.

  33. Tundra

    Martyr Made sums it up.

    Black pill. But he gets it right, as usual.

    Every so often these things hit me, and I wonder how we’re not all flooding the streets and summarily executing the people behind this evil… and then I forget and go back to sleep.

    • Common Tater

      404

    • Common Tater

      “According to the zoo’s Facebook, the new mother of the infant, Sully, was believed to be a male gorilla before this surprise birth.

      Sully, who has lived at the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium with her mother and fellow troop members since 2019, was discovered holding the baby gorilla early Thursday.”

      Bullshit. There is no way they didn’t know the sex of a gorilla. They would know that before they even got her.

      • The Last American Hero

        He was playing with the pink ball in the pen, so they assumed he identified as female.

  34. Common Tater

    “Bisexual men are more masculine-sounding than both straight and gay men, a new study has claimed.

    Researchers from the University of Sydney asked 70 Australians to guess the sexuality and rank the ‘femininity’ of 60 men reciting lines of the national anthem.

    While participants could distinguish between gay and straight men’s voices with 62 per cent accuracy, they often struggled to identify bisexual men.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12323337/Bisexual-men-perceived-masculine-sounding-straight-men-study-finds.html

    SCIENCE!!!

    • rhywun

      they often struggled to identify bisexual men

      “Bisexual” is bullshit so makes sense.

      • Common Tater

        How is bisexual bullshit?

      • rhywun

        Because every person I have ever met who claimed to be “bisexual” may have liked to play around but was in fact heterosexual in the end.

      • The Last American Hero

        As Henry Rollins said many years ago, think how cool that would be. You just walk in to a bar on a Friday night, look around and go “Oh Yeah!”

  35. cyto

    On the DEI officers, I have a friend who is a PhD in social justice. (Actually “alternative dispute resolution”). She pulls down 6 figures from the WHO or other affiliated NGOs – she moves around a lot.

    She is the only actual racist I know. She flies around the world writing curriculums for kids in 3rd world countries and wartorn areas to help them deal with conflict.

    It could be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of… An overeducated idiot (yes, an idiot) who doesn’t know anything of the people or language writing course materials to teach kids how to handle daddy getting killed in the war without resorting to violence.

    It is a stupid job. She is paid way too much for the stupid job.

    And it is still way better than these DEI asshats.

    • AlexinCT

      The entire social justice racket is just that: a means to provide people most older societies would consider burdens a means to now make bank fucking over societies.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    A dupe, and a pawn, and a traitor to your hallowed family name

    Democrats slammed Kennedy for his role in boosting Republicans’ allegations that companies are censoring content with a political bias.

    “No matter what you may think, Mr. Kennedy — and I revere your name — you’re not here to propound your case for censorship. You are here for cynical reasons, to be used politically by that side of the aisle to embarrass the current president of the United States,” Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-Va.) said.

    “You’re an enabler in that effort today. And it brings shame on a storied name that I revere. I began my political interest in your father. And it makes me profoundly sad to see where we have descended today in this hearing,” Connolly added.

    Shame, sir, Shame, I say.

    • The Other Kevin

      He was pretty good yesterday. He’s a good speaker and knows what he’s talking about, and he was pissed because he actually was censored. Every time they tried to smear him, he came back and called them out on their lies. My favorite was the Dem witness, who used to work for the ACLU. He reminded her that in 1977 the ACLU literally defended Nazis because they used to think free speech was important.

    • Grumbletarian

      “And yet my president uncle, whose name you revere, wasn’t one-tenth the far left partisan hack you are, and would likely be drummed out of the party by people like you.”

    • Rebel Scum

      to embarrass the current president of the United States

      He does that himself.

      allegations that companies are censoring content with a political bias.

      They are.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Maya Wiley, the president and CEO at The Leadership Conference on Civil and Human Rights, questioned why the House Republicans are trying to make it “more difficult for companies to keep racist, antisemitic, and scientifically baseless conspiracy theories off their platforms.”

    “The cesspool of bigotry on social media has fueled a sharp rise in hate-motivated violence,” she testified during the hearing.

    It’s a madhouse.

    • The Other Kevin

      Maybe it’s because they know everything a Republican says is called “racist, antisemitic, and scientifically baseless conspiracy theories” by the Dems.

    • Grumbletarian

      hate-motivated violence

      But enough about Antifa…

    • Rebel Scum

      trying to make it “more difficult for companies to keep racist, antisemitic, and scientifically baseless conspiracy theories off their platforms.”

      Freedom of speech is especially for speech that is unpopular.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    She also called out the decision by U.S. District Judge Terry Doughty, a Trump appointee, to limit the Biden administration’s communication with social media platforms.

    “The federal district court’s opinion was so flawed that the conservative Fifth Circuit Court of appeals reversed the ruling and vacated the preliminary injunction,” Wiley said.

    “That said, despite the policies these platforms claim to have, we have tracked a systematic failure to enforce them. And as detailed in my written statement, the platforms are in fact cutting staff in this area,” she added.

    Democrats said the GOP is using the allegations of censorship to limit tech companies from moderating “harmful” content that helps Republicans politically.

    You can’t just let people say any damn fool thing that pops into their head. People might start to lose faith in the government.

  39. Tundra

    Chick gets beheaded by an illegal.

    Judge says whoopsie!

    Justice!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Crazy eyes, crazy hair, crazy expression…I’m sure the attendants at whatever mental facility he’s going to are not too thrilled right now.

    • Sean

      It’s just a culture issue,

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Our shining beacon of freedom and democracy

    Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky fired his ambassador to the United Kingdom on Friday.

    The ambassador, Vadym Prystaiko, had criticized Zelensky over his reaction to recent remarks by British Defense Secretary Ben Wallace, who had suggested Ukraine had not expressed sufficient “gratitude” for Western financial support.

    Prystaiko said Zelensky’s response to Wallace amounted to “unhealthy” sarcasm.

    A statement published Friday on the Ukrainian presidency’s website confirmed Prystaiko’s dismissal but did not provide a reason.

    The tension began at a NATO summit in Lithuania earlier this month, when Wallace said that “whether we like it or not, people want to see gratitude for the West’s military contributions to Ukraine’s war effort.

    “I said to the Ukrainians last June, when I drove 11 hours to be given a list – I’m not Amazon,” Wallace said.

    When asked about those remarks by a reporter at the NATO summit, Zelensky was nonplussed.

    “I just don’t know what he means. How else should we thank him? Well, let him write to me and tell me how I need to thank people so that we can be fully grateful. We can also wake up in the morning and thank the minister personally.”

    Prystaiko was interviewed about the exchange the following day on Sky News, where he was asked whether there was a “hint of sarcasm” in Zelensky’s response to Wallace.

    Prystaiko conceded there was “a little bit of sarcasm,” and went on to say: “I don’t believe this sarcasm is healthy.”

    Off with his head!

    • MikeS

      Any time I’ve heard Zelensky express anything approaching gratitude, he immediately follows up it with “But it’s not enough. I…I mean we…need much more.”

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Illegitimate

    Ideally, improving judicial transparency would be a bipartisan cause. But the parties are mostly split on this issue. The bill is sponsored by Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.), a caustic critic of the current court, and has only Democratic co-sponsors. Meanwhile, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) has ridiculed Democrats on the Judiciary Committee for “trying to tell a coequal branch of government how to manage its internal operations, ostensibly to clean up its ‘ethics.’”

    This criticism is rich coming from McConnell, who did more than anyone in recent memory to politicize the Supreme Court when he and his colleagues in 2016 shamefully refused to consider President Obama’s nomination of Merrick Garland to the court.

    ——-

    Questions about ethics aren’t the only or even the principal reason for dissatisfaction with the Supreme Court. It has sullied its reputation for being above politics with a series of politically charged decisions in which Republican appointees predictably lined up on one side and Democratic appointees on the other. The court’s image also has suffered, deservedly, because of its disastrous decision last year to overrule Roe vs. Wade and dismantle nearly half a century’s judicial protection for abortion rights.

    Yet the lack of a binding ethics code and inadequate oversight of gifts and travel are also a blot on the court’s reputation. Congress must begin the process of enacting reforms that the court itself has refused to undertake.

    This nation will never be safe from totalitarianism until there is a supermajority of justices appointed by Democrats.

    • MikeS

      Wrong link?

      • Tundra

        Nope. Scruffy is there.

      • MikeS

        Oh! I get it now. Cool!

  42. kinnath

    Daily Quordle 543
    3️⃣4️⃣
    7️⃣5️⃣

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 543
      5️⃣4️⃣
      7️⃣3️⃣
      m-w.com/games/quordle/

      Blossom Puzzle, July 21
      Letters: D I P E R S T
      My score: 335 points
      My longest word: 11 letters
      🌺 🌼 🌻 🌷 💐 🌸 🌹 💮 🏵 🌺 🌼

      Play Blossom:
      https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game

      • Grosspatzer

        Daily Quordle 543
        5️⃣4️⃣
        7️⃣3️⃣
        m-w.com/games/quordle/

        Blossom Puzzle, July 21
        Letters: D I P E R S T
        My score: 413 points
        My longest word: 12 letters
        💐 🌹 🌸 💮 🌷 🌺 🏵 🌻 🌼 💐 🌹 🌸

        Play Blossom:
        https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game

        I was disappointed to find that “derpiest” was not acceptable.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    We all know why

    July will likely be Earth’s hottest month in hundreds if not thousands of years, Gavin Schmidt, the director of Nasa’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies, told reporters on Thursday, as a persistent heatwave baked swaths of the US south.

    Schmidt made the announcement during a meeting at Nasa’s Washington headquarters that convened agency climate experts and other leaders, including Nasa administrator Bill Nelson and chief scientist and senior climate adviser Kate Calvin.

    ——-

    Experts at the meeting raised the alarm about the changes Earth is experiencing and said they are directly linked to greenhouse gas emissions, though they stopped short of naming the source of the majority of those emissions: fossil fuels.

    “What we know from science is that human activity and principally greenhouse gas emissions are unavoidably causing the warming that we’re seeing on our planet,” said Calvin. “This is impacting people and ecosystems around the world.”

    Get out there and block some traffic before it’s too late.

  44. cyto

    Alright Glibs, analyze this one:

    We now know that the FBI and DOJ had ironclad proof that Biden was on the take to Burisma during the impeachment of Trump. They knew that bot Burisma and the Ukrainian president had confirmed the direct involvement of Joe Biden in a bribe to get the prosecutor fired, and that he was indeed fired because Joe Biden threatened to withhold US aid.

    Trump was impeached for *asking* about that bribe.

    People at the DOJ and FBI were involved in gathering information for that impeachment probe. They participated in efforts to remove the president, knowing that they had proof that Biden was actually on the take.

    Exactly how is this any different than a coup?

    They tried to remove him from office under false pretenses. They knew it was a lie. They had the proof in their hands and kept it secret.

    How is this at all different from treason?

    People are in jail for saying “I think Biden stole the election and we should do something about it” even though they did nothing and did not go to Washington on Jan 6. They are charged with a conspiracy to overthrow the government, even though nothing that even theoretically could have accomplished this happened, and they didn’t do any of the things that did happen.

    So… How are the people who actually did try to overthrow the legitimate government in a way that almost succeeded able to skate, not only in the legal sense but in the moral responsibility and awareness sense?

    • Common Tater

      It was obvious when the Biden campaign didn’t bring up Trump’s impeachment.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Some rightwing lawmakers are attempting to curtail funding to climate-related projects, including some of Nasa’s.

    Nasa’s earth science division director Karen St Germain said the agency does not merely want to accelerate scientific discovery. It also wants to make sure new research boosts climate preparedness, “ranging from a farmer assessing what to do with a single field, to global leaders weighing decisions impacting the entire world”.

    “Our goal is to put scientific information and understanding out in ways that help the public,” she said.

    Science is the search for new ways to justify and promote your political goals.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    So… How are the people who actually did try to overthrow the legitimate government in a way that almost succeeded able to skate, not only in the legal sense but in the moral responsibility and awareness sense?

    They are true patriots who wanted to save us from an insane autocratic monster.

  47. Common Tater

    ““Posing intersex characteristics as the sine qua non of harm to our environment is a move steeped in heteronormativity,” writes Anne Pollock, in a paper called Queering Endocrine Disruption. “[N]o one is celebrating the queer here. In this chapter, I want to suggest that we depathologize queer animals, even when that queerness is the product of human-produced toxins in the environment, and even when it inhibits animals’ reproductive capacity. Perhaps we even might find a perverse joy here.”

    Anne Pollock must be a wacky random grad student right? No, she’s a professor of global health and social medicine at King’s College London. You have to read the piece on this movement in Compact magazine this week, where I’m getting this.”

    https://www.thefp.com/p/nellie-bowles-tgif-swifties-save-the-economy

    • Common Tater

      “For one more terrifying scientific take, there is a paper by an international group of scientists that argues that pregnant transmen (biological women on testosterone) should be able to keep taking testosterone even though we don’t know what it does to the fetus. Why? Because the desire to maximize a child’s health is “eugenicist.”

      The scientists write: “Social justice activists, scholars, and the field of critical studies have made important strides to highlight how the desire to maximize the ‘fitness’ of offspring, and guard against development of conditions or human characteristics considered ‘unhealthy’ or less than ideal, may reflect troubling eugenicist and biomedical moralist underpinnings in ways that further harm already-socially-marginalized people.” Read the full piece in Colin Wright’s blog. So you take those T shots during pregnancy, and if you see a gay moose in your yard, you salute him, goddammit.”

      • The Other Kevin

        Grade A narcissism. Even when you have a child, it’s still all about you.

    • robc

      Back in ye olde days (15 years ago), there was a guy on some homebrew forums that had a very good Rye IPA recipe.

      He kept telling people, the first time make it exactly as the recipe is, after that make adjustments if you want, but stop complaining about it if you don’t follow the recipe.

      I made it, is was damn good, I also made alternate versions. But he was right, the big change is that people would sub out different hops. That was the key to the recipe, the chosen hops worked perfectly with the rye. Even when I altered it, I kept those hops involved.

      • slumbrew

        That is my standard: first time, follow recipe exactly. No bitching if you go outside the lines from the get-go and don’t like the results.

        It took a long while to get my wife on-board with that but she’s finally there as well.

  48. cyto

    Why is WordPress so flakey?

    • slumbrew

      “Bulletin of Applied Transgender Studies”

      I think we can safely ignore anything from that source.

    • The Gunslinger

      I think this may be a sign that being woke has jumped the shark. The kids are starting to call bullshit.

      • Sensei

        Even my non-political son has had enough.

    • MikeS

      …or even declaring that identifying as transgender is a disability in itself due to “the inability to come to terms with biological reality.

      Quick! Get me a fainting couch!

      • MikeS

        The research team declared that the mockery they received “had a profound impact on morale and mental health,” particularly for one transgender researcher who was “already in therapy for anxiety and depression regarding online anti-trans rhetoric.” The paper claimed that “managing the study’s data collection caused significant personal distress, and time had to be taken off the project to heal from traumatic harm” of having to read students’ responses in the survey.

        😣

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Academic researchers condemned students’ irreverent and offensive responses to an LGBTQ survey, claiming the pushback indicates “fascist ideologues” are “living ‘inside the house’ of engineering and computer science.”

    Infidels!