Wednesday Afternoon Links of… What, Tonio Again?

by | Jun 3, 2026 | Daily Links | 87 comments

SugarFree seems to be improving. They are allowing him solid food, which has greatly improved his spirits. The leeches are gone. But you’re stuck with me for two afternoons this week. At least. The week is not yet over. I’m feeling like Marco Rubio, here. But you’re not here for gossip and introspection, you’re here for the links.

LATE ADDITION — IRAN-LINKED HACKERS TARGETING US WATER SYSTEMS: When EPA inspectors began showing up at drinking water facilities across the country in 2023, more than 70 percent of the systems they inspected were violating federal law. Not obscure regulatory technicalities. Basic security. Facilities that had never changed the factory-default passwords on their equipment. Systems where every employee, past and present, logged in with the same credentials. Former workers who still had full access to infrastructure serving tens of thousands of people. This is completely unsurprising to anyone who has worked IT, or who has kept up with the computer security press over the years.

NPR CLOSES CLIMATE DESK, FIRES REPORTERS: Be still, my beating heart. Deets here. Money quote: Papers all over are downsizing their climate teams as the 50-year campaign to use the weather to enact Marxism has failed.

WHO IS BEHIND THE NEWARK ANTI-ICE PROTESTS: The marvelous and indispensable Data Republican walks us through the command and funding structure of the people behind this.

GOVERNMENT SCIENTISTS CAUGHT SMUGGLING MONKEY POX INTO COUNTRY: Two scientists at a U.S. government lab were charged with smuggling vials of deactivated mpox virus into the country from Africa and lying about it during interviews with investigators at a Michigan airport, authorities said Tuesday. […] Munster told investigators at the Detroit-area airport that any necessary documents were in his laptop, “but you don’t need them. I do this all the time,” the FBI quoted him as saying. The scary part is that he, and other government scientists, probably do indeed do this all the time. The arrogance of Fauci seems to have infested the whole system. Wasn’t there another similar case a while back?

FUCK RIGHT OFF: Irresponsible narratives of two-tier policing seek to sow division and fly in the face of decades of evidence of institutional failure within policing and disparities faced by racialised communities. –Amnesty International’s response to the Henry Nowak stabbing.

GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT, DON’T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE: But if they do, hit ’em with a shoe ’til they’re black and blue! The federal government agency responsible for monitoring bedbug infestations is itself infested with bedbugs. A perfect example of government incompetence. And to add to the indignity of not being able to control the one problem they were tasked to solve, that mean old President Trump is not allowing them to work from home. Womp, womp. Nursery rhyme lede explained here.

HOME INSPECTION INDUSTRY CONSOLIDATION, AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU: They’re selling your data to lenders and insurers. I’d never heard of Wall Street Apes before, and don’t know how legit they are, but thought I’d pass this on out of an abundance of caution.

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Tonio

Tonio

Tonio is a Glibs shitposter, linkster, writer, and editor. He is also a GlibZoom personality and prankster. Tonio is a big fan of pic-a-nic baskets. His hobbies include salmon fishing, territorial displays, dumpster diving, and posing for wildlife photographers.

87 Comments

  1. DEG

    SugarFree seems to be improving. They are allowing him solid food, which has greatly improved his spirits.

    This is good news.

    • bacon-magic

      Sometimes I have trouble with solid food after some of the Hat & Hair episodes. Get better Sugah!

      • Fourscore

        Thanks, Tonio, for being the pinch hitter, when the going gets tough.

      • Aloysious

        Tonio swings a mean bat.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Ditto to all the above.

      Leeches gone, everything being everything, is a massive improvement. The psychological release from them being away! (or ‘similar’ things I I actually *can* relate to), is tremendously important.

      Fantastic upswing. Enjoy it, Sug.

  2. EvilSheldon

    “…disparities faced by racialised communities.

    You mean like the white Anglo-saxon community in metropolitan London?

    I’m going to join you in encouraging Amnesty International to have sex with themselves, in whatever manner they enjoy the least…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Listen bigot, if that English kid didn’t want to get stabbed to death he wouldn’t have been born white.

    • Tonio

      “You mean like the white Anglo-saxon community in metropolitan London?”

      LOL. According to the UK sources I follow they (commies and immigrants, broadly) are denying that there is any such thing as English culture or ethnicity. Straight up erasure it is.

      Every day I give thanks that my ancestors escaped that cold draughty now-hellscape, and flourished in America.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, that we don’t have a culture trash is a weird Anglo Saxon affectation. Canada’s well on their way to that too, definitely us to a lesser extent, and probably Australia as well.

      • Nephilium

        Have you not seen the meme/argument that white people don’t have culture?

        I saw a counterpoint to that, someone posting that they had scored a bunch of Croatian, Bosnian, and other Eastern European food and proclaimed that they loved “the ethnic whites”.

      • EvilSheldon

        Hear hear. Possibly the single good thing my Mother’s family ever did was to get their asses out of Ireland in 1900…

      • kinnath

        I would say the 2nd best thing my ancestors did was getting on the boat out of Ireland. The 1st best thing they did was not dying on that boad.

      • rhywun

        denying that there is any such thing as English culture or ethnicity

        Yeah, the US is heading rapidly in the same direction. Decades of “multiculti” propaganda will have that effect.

    • rhywun

      “Sorry, not sorry”

      /signed, Amnesty International

  3. Sean

    I’d never heard of Wall Street Apes before

    Be wary of them.

    • Tonio

      Thanks.

      Their tone is paranoid and unserious, and there’s a barely hidden undercurrent of resentment. But even a blind squirrel finds the occasional acorn.

  4. Tonio

    Late addition at the top of the post.

  5. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    In the water systems panic, and I am asking this because I totes did NOT read the f’n article, what ties general incompetence with Iran?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s not the Ayatollah’s fault so many of the passwords are
      Password.

    • Tonio

      Nothing ties their general incompetence to Iran, but their general incompetence facilitated their hacking by what is described in the original source material as an “Iran-affiliated group.”

  6. kinnath

    Good afternoon Tonio. I did submit my article last night.

    I started looking at the article from Data Republican. I decided I don’t have time to read it at work. When I get home I need to decide if I can read it without losing my cool.

    • Tonio

      Grazie!

      Please do follow-up. DR does what she does best, waltzes through the data, frozen in their crystalline matrices, and extracts patterns for us.

    • Grummun

      I also submitted an article that was supposed to be done … ::checks notes:: over the weekend.

      I blame WordPress?

      • Tonio

        That’s good, Grummun. Very, very good.

        Whiskey Papa is always a legit blame-sink.

  7. Shpip

    Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent told the White House press room that a joint IRS-FBI investigation into protest funding networks had made “substantial progress.” Then he added the line that mattered: “If a grant recipient is violent, if they are suppressing people’s rights, then YOU are responsible for that.”

    That “you” was aimed at upstream funders.

    These folks don’t seem to have great OPSEC, and the panopticon state is much more efficient than it was sixty years ago, when the Feds rolled up the Klan, the Weather Underground, etc.

    Which means to me that (adjusts tinfoil Homburg) if these groups aren’t being decapitated or otherwise mortally wounded, it’s because somebody doesn’t want them interfered with.

    Until now… perhaps.

    • EvilSheldon

      They don’t have any OPSEC, because they don’t need it. Nothing that any of these groups are doing is illegal, and most of it is widely supported by the public. .

      • Sean

        I don’t support it.

        >.>

      • rhywun

        Well, half the public.

    • RAHeinlein

      Add to that Antifa designated as a terrorist group…

  8. Sensei

    HOME INSPECTION INDUSTRY CONSOLIDATION, AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU:

    Having worked on Wall St and in insurance take that with a big grain of salt.

    State DOI are very consumer focused. If it is true the data will be consolidated and anonymized. You have to file on what your underwriting criteria is.

  9. Tonio

    Thanks.

    I’m now regretting posting that without doing more research, but am leaving it up to own my mistake.

    • Sensei

      Nah, it is still interesting to consider. Think about GM selling its owner data for auto insurance. That was real and blew up nicely.

    • Sean

      We all enjoy good conspiracy theories.

      • Fourscore

        True.

        Even a bad conspiracy theory is better than nothing.

      • Evan from Evansville

        “Even a bad conspiracy theory is better than nothing.”

        *scrunchy face, furious head-shaking*

    • Nephilium

      I picked up the lifetime one of the last times it went for $100. I’ve been contemplating shifting over to Jellyfin, but haven’t felt the need to make the jump over yet.

      • trshmnstr

        Same. Plex, for all its faults, integrates antenna tv and ripped disk media better than all of the alternatives. Until I find something else with a good command over DVR and media library streaming, I’m stuck on Plex.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    That “you” was aimed at upstream funders.

    Is he trying to imply the former Mrs Jobs’ hands are not clean?

    *faints*

    • Sensei

      Yes the admin has many tools here. You can thank Congress for providing. This time literally “for the children”.

  11. rhywun

    the 50-year campaign to use the weather to enact Marxism has failed

    Too bad the voters are enacting it anyway – at least at the local level in many places.

    • Ted S.

      Wouldn’t they only be deporting the remains of the murder victim?

  12. Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    WHO IS BEHIND THE NEWARK ANTI-ICE PROTESTS

    bitchuneedsoap is an excellent username.

    • rhywun

      communal living arrangements

      Makes sense for a bunch of communists.

      I want to know more about this supposed “hunger strike” because I am skeptical that any such thing happened.

      • Nephilium

        They weren’t able to get DoorDash for several hours, that’s the same thing as a hunger strike!

      • rhywun

        I suppose it’s believable that a few of them were convinced to play-act it by activist NGO lawyers, but some sort of mass “hunger strike” as the rioters were implying? Doubt very much.

      • Fourscore

        Can a guy be a paid protester and work from home?

        /Askingforafriend

    • EvilSheldon

      I would be quite interested to know how loudly and vigorously GOAL has protested the various gun control laws that NYC and NY State civilians have to deal with. I’m not making any predictions, but I do have a, “Fuck all y’all!” chambered and ready…

    • rhywun

      “celebrate their dual identities”

      Oh brother. 🙄

      How about don’t march because those parades are a circus of radical leftist agitation?

    • Fourscore

      Margarine? It’s like being a kid again. I get to squeeze the bag to mix the coloring.

      Non of that fancy aspartame though. A 5 pound bucket of the light corn syrup will work wonders.

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Fortified Sugar Free Beverage

      *imagines a very large Sugar-Free crashing through brick walls with a pitcher of “something”*

    • rhywun

      “We all are Citizens of the World. What’s good for you, must be good for all.”

      Fuck off, commie.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’ll give Hunter credit – at least he has a working sense of humor.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    How much is that in swimming pools filled with Spanish doubloons?

    While Musk has already faced intense criticism from Democrats after his chain saw-wielding tenure in the Trump administration, his rise to trillionaire status is making him an even bigger target among politicians who want to highlight the nation’s wealth gap ahead of the midterm elections.

    “Income inequality is a huge problem in America and having our first trillionaire vividly illustrates the problem,” Darrell West, a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution who researches the subject, said in an email. “This will be an issue in 2026 and 2028.”

    A trillionaire is someone who has $1,000,000,000,000 or more — or 1,000 times the threshold for a billionaire. Scientific research says it’s a figure so large and surreal that it’s difficult for humans to put into context.

    He’s a menace to civil society. All those income inequity scholars might die of apoplexy.

    • slumbrew

      Income inequality is a huge problem

      I have yet to hear an argument that that is the case that doesn’t ultimately come down to “government has too much power”.

      Even if Bill Gates were suddenly a trillionaire, he can’t make me do shit

      • Sensei

        He just needs to buy politicians and have them tell you what to do like Soros.

    • rhywun

      It is a problem in the sense that a large chunk of the population is resentful and economically ignorant.

    • Shpip

      “Income inequality is a huge problem in America and having our first trillionaire vividly illustrates the problem,” Darrell West, a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution who researches the subject, said in an email. “This will be an issue in 2026 and 2028.”

      Why is the guy from Brookings (who should know better) conflating income and wealth?

      Is he an idiot, or just cynically dishonest enough to know that the envious won’t catch it?

    • Evan from Evansville

      Best thing about it, his pay is based on meeting certain goals. From his multiple, remarkably popular companies and industries.

      True Haters feel rejected by an apostate. They invested so much in Tesla! *feel-goody swoon!* Now, they hate him with fervor they can’t explain. Only hatred. Fear. Envy.

      The Cause is fucking religious. It’s really sad to see. And to live in. Fuck I’m thrilled Hilary or Harris didn’t win. Christ.

    • Grumbletarian

      I wonder how many shares of SpaceX will be bought by prog politicians.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    “Nobody should be a trillionaire. Tax the damn rich,” Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., said recently on X.

    Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., said at a rally in Maine last month that Musk is “going to get even richer, I think, in the next couple of weeks” and that it was “insanity” for him to have so much wealth.

    Mallory McMorrow, a state lawmaker in Michigan who’s running in the Democratic primary for the U.S. Senate, called out Musk at a candidate forum this year, saying: “The rich are getting richer. We have Elon Musk, who wants to be a trillionaire.”

    Fuck off, you covetous baboons.

  15. Fourscore

    Thanks to Trump I don’t have the same problems as Musk and Bernie, except for the tax part.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Musk is approaching $1 trillion at a key time for the wealth debate. In California, voters may see a ballot referendum this fall on whether to impose a new 5% tax on people with net worths of more than $1 billion, echoing similar proposals that have been introduced in Congress. Some billionaires have pushed back, threatening to leave California and pouring money into alternative ballot questions that could conflict with the wealth tax.

    This just occurred to me: if California passed that law, the billionaires could all place their sell orders at the same time and crash the tock market.

    • rhywun

      It won’t solve their budget problems but the brief thrill of hatred will be worth it for many Democrats.

  17. Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    https://washingtonstand.com/article/bipartisan-group-introduces-bill-to-protect-private-citizens-4th-amendment-email-privacy

    Under current statutes, law enforcement authorities such as the Department of Justice (DOJ) are able to acquire email content that is at least 180 days old [without a warrant], thanks to the now-outdated storage capacity limits in force when Congress passed the Electronic Communications Privacy Act in 1986 and in subsequent amendments.

    I didn’t know that.

    Yea, let’s close that loophole. Please.

    • rhywun

      Senate Republicans in recent days have revolted over a controversial $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization” fund that Trump favors, but which they fear would grant payouts to his supporters who attacked police officers during the January 6, 2021, attack on the US Capitol. Senate Republicans also formally removed funding for Trump’s ballroom security on Wednesday as part of their immigration package after the chamber’s official rule-keeper determined it violated budgetary rules.

      Maybe Scott Pelley can find a job there as a totally unbiased truthteller.

  18. Threedoor

    Those ‘scientists’ smuggled the Monkey Pox back in their butts didn’t they?

    • Drake

      That is generally how it’s transported.

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