¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos?

by | Jun 30, 2026 | I Am Lame | 93 comments

Its all World Cup, all the time. There’s a soccer game on non-stop for the past two weeks. Is the US playing? No. They don’t play again until tomorrow. I don’t even get Mexico, its normally some cut rate EU country vs. a former French colony in Africa. Every damn TV in the house has it on.

Soccer

Anyways so I took my youngest to the gym. He’s taking to the exercises very easily, as this one actually is an athlete. The coordination, body control, and mindset is already there. He didn’t have a great tournament in Cooperstown and we decided since he was old enough for my gym’s insurance carrier, he should start lifting to get his strength level up. They say the hard part is just seeing the ball, so strength coming later is just going to make it easier to get base hits. So we’ll see. He already squats his own bodyweight, I bet I can get him to 95 or 140% by the end of the summer.

¡enalces!

That’s pretty normal for Cabo, to be honest.

Oh so there was a solution to this the entire time? Excellent, thanks for last month’s panic porn.

Autocrat! Journos learned a new word,

Argentina sends the US a list of bad hombres to keep them out of the World Cup. Oddly enough, none of them were on their national team.

Aside from a few baseball players, I’m struck how nobody is paying any attention to the earfquake in Venezuela.

I will say, that sucks. You know what else sucks? Communism.

Here’s a tune. Enjoy your Tuesday!

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93 Comments

  1. Sensei

    “Conservative candidate Keiko Fujimori has narrowly won Peru’s presidential election after weeks of contested vote counting, marking the latest right-wing victory in Latin America, where the U.S. is increasingly focusing its attention.”

    How come Peru gets better Japanese immigrant politicians than the US?

      • Sensei

        Mazie Hirono vs Fred Korematsu. Only one of the two went into politics.

    • Michael Malaise

      Our Japanese imports either play baseball or wrestle.

      (I can’t make links — can’t get Monocle to work right now)

    • rhywun

      She’s like 3rd generation. She’s no more Japanese than her parents.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    Oversight from the peanut gallery

    But the same model raises hard questions. Large unrestricted gifts can give nonprofits unusual freedom, but they can also leave the public with limited visibility into why certain organizations were chosen, how priorities were set, and whether billionaire donors are reshaping civic life without the accountability expected of elected officials or public institutions.

    Sorry, children. What makes you think you deserve a say?

    Commie activists need to eat, just like boat builders.

    Musk is a big meanie.

    • rhywun

      Is there any list of where she’s giving?

      “nonprofits, many of them large, surprise donations with few or no restrictions on how the money can be used”

      tells me that Elon is probably right.

      • Michael Malaise

        My testes tests came back negative.

      • UnCivilServant

        Oh dear. At least now you can serve as court eunich.

      • (((Jarflax

        Ahh, so ftm.

    • Raven Nation

      Haha: i was doing the same thing on some old posts a week or so back.

      • Michael Malaise

        The last link I posted didn’t work so I wanted to see if it was me or something with the site.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s basically HTML, minus some tags.

      <strong>bolded</strong>

      <em>italics</em>

      <strike>strikethrough<strike>

      <a href=”link”>link</a>

      • Rat on a train

        I demand blink and marquee!

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        will also do strikethrough

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        sigh

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Damnit!

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        i WILL go to box, feel shame

      • Threedoor

        I wondered how you people made the strike throughs.

      • UnCivilServant

        Word of advice – there’s a typo in my closing tag it should by </strike> to properly close the tag.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      (MS, Feel free to delete these posts)

      No. These are bumping up my comment numbers. We all have a KPI.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I have an MFK

      • Spudalicious

        Brought in the shills, I see. Fuckin’ Tulpas.

  3. trshmnstr

    He’s taking to the exercises very easily, as this one actually is an athlete. The coordination, body control, and mindset is already there.

    What’s that like? My wife is constantly having to remind me about body mechanics when I work out. It eventually clicks, but it takes awhile, especially when I’m doing it under load.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I don’t know, he hasn’t dropped a dumbbell on his foot.

  4. The Other Kevin

    Anyways so I took my youngest to the gym.

    We have a college pitcher who trains at our gym during the summer. His coaches send him workouts. The stuff he does is pretty wild.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Have you noticed if he avoids shoulder press? Both his head coach, and hitting coach told me no shoulder press.

      • Spudalicious

        Shoulder press, if you want to destroy your shoulders.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        No fucking shoulder press.

        And only bench press with bells. No bar.

        For baseball….

        Squats, squats, squats. Planks, planks, planks. Lots of plyometrics. Box jumps, etc. Sled pushes, sled pulls. Rotational exercises.

      • rhywun

        What are the exercises for office code jockeys?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Shoulder press, if you want to destroy your shoulders.

        Yes..I do the traditional barbell shoulder press on Sundays, and with a 32kg kettlebell on Tuesdays.

      • DEG

        I do the traditional barbell shoulder press on Sundays,

        I do it once a week. Along with benching.

        The only time I had shoulder problems was when I was doing way too much chest work relative to back work. I increased the back work and the variety of back work, and the problems went away.

        It seems to me that “shoulder pressing destroys your shoulder” is the same as “squatting destroys your knees”. Yeah, if you do it wrong.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        When you throw a baseball, as unnatural a motion as there is in most sports, the calculus changes because all of the throwing fundamentally changes the shoulder joint.

        It’s not that shoulder press is bad. Shoulder press is bad for overhand throwers.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Phil Buchanan, president of the Center for Effective Philanthropy, said CEP’s three-year study of Scott gift recipients found that nonprofits used the money to expand and improve programs, strengthen operations, and shore up their finances.

    The impact of these gifts, in aggregate, has been profoundly positive on the organizations that have received them,” Buchanan said in a written statement to Inc. He said the gifts have allowed organizations to expand their reach, serve more people, and improve how they operate.

    CEP disclosed that it received $10 million from Scott in 2021.

    No shit, Shirley?

    If some random crazy person showered me with no-strings-attached money, I would consider that a win.

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        She wants to spend the majority of her Bezos fortune on helping others and making the world a better place.

        Skittles and unicorns and Free Bubble Up…

      • Fourscore

        She could donate to Glibs.Fourscore, making my world a better place.

        In truth, more money wouldn’t make me a better person.

      • rhywun

        Meanwhile the communist mayor of NYC demonstrated in front of the home of a man who donated hundreds of millions of dollars to build a new cancer treatment facility there. But what’s the use of that, right?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        How else will Vassar girls get jobs?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        How else will Vassar girls get jobs?

        Golf course drink cart girl? Its like a classy cocktail waitress.

    • The Other Kevin

      They said the quiet part out loud. I’m sure I sound like a broken record, but the point of this money isn’t to eliminate problems, it’s to support organizations somehow affiliated with the problems.

      • Rat on a train

        The purpose of the organizations isn’t to solve problems. It’s to raise awareness so the problem can be used for political gain.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        And pay connected family and friends exorbitant amounts of money for doing absolutely nothing of value to anyone.

  6. Shpip

    A celebration of Mexico’s World Cup match victory took a ​violent turn on Wednesday night after a car rammed ‌through a crowd of fans in the popular tourist resort of Cabo San Lucas, injuring over a dozen people, Los Cabos’ city hall said ​in a statement.

    Random drunk, or Religion of Peace adherent?

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Its Mexico, so most likely random drunk peon.

  7. DEG

    TOO LOCAL NEWS: Federal judge dismisses DoJ’s voter roll lawsuit

    The ruling from U.S. District Judge Joseph LaPlante found that the request to provide the state’s voter registration list did not comply with a section of the Civil Rights Act of 1960 pertaining to federal election records. His ruling, issued Monday, also found that the Justice Department failed to allege any violation under the Help America Vote Act of 2002, which established standards for states’ voting systems and voter registration lists.

    That prevents “allowing the Attorney General unrestricted access to New Hampshire’s (voter list) to conduct a line-by-line audit to assess a ‘possible’ violation of a federal statute,” wrote LaPlante, an appointee of former President George W. Bush.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    It’s her money, she can waste it however she wants.

    Absolutely.

    • Fourscore

      Cash would be acceptable when she runs out of the truly needy and has a few million left over.

  9. rhywun

    Argentina sends the US a list of bad hombres to keep them out of the World Cup.

    I don’t get it. Why would the United States do Argentina’s local law enforcement work for them?

    • Ted S.

      I read this as “this is a list of our citizens you shouldn’t admit into your country”.

  10. rhywun

    More than 100 Venezuelans who were deported from the US hours before the earthquakes are missing

    Is there no end to the wickedness of this administration? We knew the dangers. Shame on us.

    • EvilSheldon

      I saw a TwiX comment the other day, referencing the various people in Africa who have died since USAID funding was pulled. The comment neatly summed up my feelings on this subject.

      I don’t care.

      Everybody dies. Some die because they deserve to; others die simply because they come from Minneapolis.

      People die all the time in the third world, because life is very cheap there. I feel no particular interest when they do; I certainly feel no obligation to spend money to prevent it from happening, and neither should anyone else.

      • rhywun

        No and I am tired of the left’s pretense that they “care” about total strangers. It is contrary to human nature unless they are supreme beings of some sort and I doubt that is the case.

      • Raven Nation

        +1 Theory of Moral Sentiments

      • Fourscore

        “others die simply because they come from Minneapolis”

        You’re right about that, ES. I’m from Mpls and I’m going to die. Not just yet though.

      • Brochettaward

        From the 1950 to the 1980’s, 35 (a sizable majority) of Africa were socialist.

        It’s amazing that they aren’t living a fucking utopia by now!

    • Rat on a train

      Vance has acquired an earthquake control device to go with Cheney’s weather control device?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        In other words, they are both (((IYKYK)))?

  11. rhywun

    You know what else sucks? Communism.

    That, and concern trolling against duly enforced immigration law that elites don’t agree with.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Way to put your stubby fingers on the scale, NBC.

      • EvilSheldon

        Seriously.

        This is a good sign though.

    • EvilSheldon

      I don’t drink beer anymore, but I might make an exception for that first one…

      • Threedoor

        It’s pretty good. I’d say quite a bit better than Rogue’s hazelnut.

        The second had nice oak flavor and is very smooth. Smell is a bit off on it but the flavor was excellent.

    • DEG

      Those look good.

      I’m having a shot of Sugarlands Shine to toast the closing of a Hooters that I liked.

  12. kinnath

    For some unknown reason, the dogs that were born wearing a shag rug have no interest in going outside today. I wonder why.

    • kinnath

      The outside air temp is 90 degrees American. The dew point is 83 which ties for second highest that I have seen on my weather station. Mowing the lawn is going to be a bitch tonight.

      • rhywun

        The dew point is 83

        Holy shit.

        Only 69 here.

      • kinnath

        Temp just went up one degree. So relative humidity dropped from 78% to 77%. Of course the dew point is still 83. This is why RH is mostly meaningless.

      • kinnath

        If I’m not back online in about 3 hours, send out the St. Bernards.

      • rhywun

        Next week cooling off thank goodness as I am down in the NYC area for the week. I really don’t want to be walking around down there when it’s 100°+.

      • Spudalicious

        I’m not sending St. Bernard’s in that kind of heat and humidity. Chihuahuas are on standby.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Dew point right now: 78.

        Temperature: 91 Freedom Units

      • Threedoor

        69 he he he.

      • UnCivilServant

        send out the St. Bernards.

        They took one whiff of the weather and decided to stay inside.

      • DrOtto

        93 w/66 dew point, warm, but tolerable.

    • Evan from Evansville

      How’s the deli treatin’ ya?

  13. The Late P Brooks

    No fucking shoulder press.

    Something to do with flexibility and range of motion?

    • rhywun

      This all seems like inside baseball to me but it feels like every little infraction of the rules at my company “is subject to punishment up to and including termination” according to the numerous training videos I have to rewatch every year so I am not clear on why this guy got an award.

      • Sensei

        It’s not in this article.

        He precleared it.

        The issue is no clients came. He claims they were invited but decided not to show.

        JPM used this pretext to shitcan him.

        I’ve no doubt he’s an ass. It’s just that JPM is a bigger ass. If they wanted him gone this a dick way to do it and it hurts his employment by creating a public record of being terminated for cause.

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