Wednesday Morning Links

by | Jul 22, 2026 | Daily Links | 296 comments

The Red Sox game was postponed, so the streak is still alive. The Astros are on an epic heater right now with a two game win streak. Football is back with training camps underway. And there’s nothing else going on in sports aside from another potential doping scandal at the Tour de France. But that should surprise nobody. OK, moving on.

Just a billion? Cut it all off there. And do the same in every state where massive fraud is happening. So probably just cut off every state, because every time I turn around there’s a story about some massive scam that’s been going on for several years.

More! More! More! And fire up the planes and keep the ball rolling.

What a performative shitshow. Why am I not surprised?

I guess the buck stops over there. She certainly wasn’t gonna take responsibility, even though her party has had a death grip on control of the state since forever.

I’d sure be happy if the guy made a public appearance. Or if he simply resigned because he’s no longer capable of performing his duties.

Oh, the horror! More housing stock in an overpriced market would just be awful. Wait what?

I guess they thought the science was settled. Which isn’t how science works, but it’s what the climate cult demands.

So long as Hillary is nowhere near power, this may work out. Or whoever there doesn’t just sleep through an attack.

This is wild. If we were still in the 80s, they could make it an afterschool special.

Arson or ineptitude? Just kidding. It’s almost certainly both.

Here’s a catchy one. Got that synth popping. And here’s another one. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely hot Wednesday, dear friends.

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296 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Maybe having states manage federal money is a bad idea in general?

    • sloopyinca

      It’s looking like an even worse idea than outsourcing to NGOs through USAID. Which was colossally stupid.

    • R C Dean

      The incentives are all wrong. The more program X spends, the more matching funds it gets. But the states have to pay for program administration, including antifraud work, out if their own pockets. Everybody is thus incentivized to “bring as much federal money to the state” as they can; even stolen money shows up as a plus under this system. Nobody is incentivized to stop fraud.

      You know the drill: You get more of what you reward, and less of what you punish.

      • rhywun

        And all that waste and fraud gets counted in GDP.

        Win win!

      • (((Jarflax

        Baseline budgeting, matching funds, indexing for inflation, and no measurable indicia of effect, this is the perfect recipe for out of control spending and zero benefits. So of course it’s now baked into our law as the way to run the government.

  2. Toxteth O'Grady

    I want out from life.

    Not suicidal or homicidal. Just sick of all this.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Bob wants me dead or gone; can’t even charge my fucking phone.

      • R C Dean

        I haven’t followed every twist and turn, but I don’t remember hearing why you don’t just leave.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Can’t.

      • Ted S.

        In the name of God, go!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Nowhere.

      • R C Dean

        Well, alright then.

      • (((Jarflax

        Can’t why? What is keeping you in a house where you claim that you are in danger of being murdered, and are obviously miserable? Get up, pack a bag and go to a friend or relative or hell a homeless shelter. Staying there and posting this stuff is not viable.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        No car unless I steal one.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, you men don’t understand women. A convo for another time.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Then fucking help me. Some help to my aforementioned address.

        🚬

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I only get a break because he’s asleep.

      • (((Jarflax

        No car? Really you are going to stay in a house with a man who threatens to kill you apparently daily because you don’t own a car? Surely you have at least one acquaintance who would drive you somewhere, but if not call an uber.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I don’t.

      • (((Jarflax

        Yeah, you men don’t understand women. A convo for another time.

        Granted this is true. Living with someone who you believe wants to kill you is a problem that has to be solved even if inconvenient. What sort of help do you want sent to that house? Police? Money?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Not in our family nature to ask for money, but at this rate I wouldn’t turn it down.

        Only have a credit union debit card…

      • (((Jarflax

        email me at Jarflax at gmail. I will Paypal you money if you have a plan to get out of the house with it. If you are going to stay I won’t because Bob has gotten all the money from me that he ever will.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Thank you J sweetie!

      • Gender Traitor

        I keep posting this link, but you never respond to acknowledge seeing it. Apparently your Internet access is limited to Glibs, so here: YWCA San Diego County 24-hour Crisis Support (for domestic violence) – 619-234-3164.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Thank you, gT sugar. Can’t check in reliably.

    • Common Tater

      Sorry 🙁

      Hope things get better soon.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        He hates me. Sociopath? What did I do besides invite him here?

        Perhaps those here who have met him can attest to his charisma.

        Biggest mistake in my life.

    • Sean

      I know it’s CA, but why isn’t a PFA an option?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Because my mother sides with him.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Annnnd I didn’t realize how bad things were.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Oh, capsaicin, got it.

  3. Common Tater

    “”It is about protecting all of the oppressed communities here on campus, doing more than lip service, and doing your job of going to the CSU and saying, ‘We will not capitulate to violent transphobic demands or any other oppressive demands that come from this heinous, heinous current administration at all!'” one person exclaimed.”

    Everything is violence with these retards. Unless they’re doing it.

    • sloopyinca

      They could have just Baker Act-ed everybody at the meeting and the campus would be better off five minutes later.

      Also, how many people are even on campus right now? It’s the middle of the summer.

    • rhywun

      Pretend women have more rights than real women.

      This stuff isn’t hard, people.

    • Ted S.

      The women being forced to play volleyball with/against a man are the oppressed community here.

  4. R C Dean

    Now, there’s concern that if more Haitian families leave in a short period of time, even more houses can sit empty, adding to the neighborhoods they’ve been helping to recover from blight,

    Just how bad are things in Springfield that Haitians are the secret sauce for improving neighborhoods?

    • sloopyinca

      I suspect there is a strong overlap in local government officials and who the landlords are. Or at least a familial relationship between the two.

    • rhywun

      Or, you know, ease the affordability crisis the Left has been yapping about for years.

      • sloopyinca

        But if you do that how will connected people pad their income in these company towns?

    • Threedoor

      Secret sauce.
      Better import BBQ

  5. Common Tater

    There is a path to redemption. She can fly a helicopter, and NYC is just over the river.

      • Common Tater

        “IDEMIA works with the New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission, and has for more than 40 years, to support the process through which eligible individuals may indicate their interest in registering to vote when applying for or renewing a driver’s license or state-issued identification card. IDEMIA’s role is to transmit information through the motor vehicle system. The voter registration information is transmitted to the New Jersey Department of State, Division of Elections, which is ultimately responsible for verifying eligibility to vote. Information submitted by IDEMIA must still be validated and adjudicated by the Division of Elections.”

        I’m going to guess they say nothing.

      • rhywun

        There should be connection whatsoever between motor vehicle licensing and voter registration. The fact that it universally is everywhere just tells me that cheating was the whole point.

      • Threedoor

        ‘We have 40 years worth of papertrail’

    • rhywun

      “I think that Donald Trump has done more to undermine free elections in this country than certainly anyone in my lifetime, including [Russian President] Vladimir Putin.”

      No evidence provided for this remarkably retarded claim, I’m guessing.

      CWAC

  6. rhywun

    I was waiting for the CBS article to show their bias and it took longer than expected but got there eventually.

    “Arrests of non-criminals continue”

    And? They are ignoring orders to leave the country. This has never been controversial until Literally Hitler came along.

    • juris imprudent

      Has OMB actually surpassed Obama in number of deportations? Funny how that large number back then doesn’t register anymore.

      • Ted S.

        Wasn’t the Obama administration goosing the numbers by counting people turned right back at the border as deportations?

      • DrOtto

        Yes Ted S., but the left loved to point to Obama as tough on immigration. I have a friend who delusionally claims Biden was as well. At least Obama did turn some away at the border. We saw none of that with Biden.

  7. Not Adahn

    Roller derby on skateboards would be interesting.

    • sloopyinca

      Have you never seen the climax of the phenomenal, nay Oscar-worthy, movie Thrashin’?

      • Not Adahn

        I am an uncultured philistine.

      • sloopyinca

        It’s amazing. Not quite Gleaming The Cube-levels of awesomeness. But still amazing.

      • Ted S.

        Passenger door is ajar….

      • Michael Malaise

        Was just featured on How Did This Get Made? (as a rerun) but sounds like a fun watch.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’ve played with the idea of wheelchair roller derby for quite some time, but people’s hands would get smashed so bad.

      • UnCivilServant

        How about one of those race chair designs where the wheels are canted so that the upper edge is closer in to the user than the bottom, buying more space between the probable collision points and the hands?

      • The Last American Hero

        Hear me out. Motorized wheelchairs. And fish bats.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Late Medieval plate gauntlets. Problem solved.

      • Michael Malaise

        Armor the sides of the chairs so that the hands are inside a protective barrier.

      • The Other Kevin

        Damn you guys are good.

      • Threedoor

        They are either good or they just really want to watch a good cripple fight.

      • DrOtto

        Depends, were they seed oils?

    • sloopyinca

      After reading the article, I still don’t understand what crime the guy may have committed. He’s in a public area, same as them. He’s as entitled to it as they are.

      • Rat on a train

        He lost on intersectional scoring.

    • Tres Cool

      One of my favorite Bloom County cartoon strips-
      “Mystery Man Mugs Mime With Meat! Millions Make Merry!”

  8. Rat on a train

    leg hair harassment

    As temperatures rise this summer, Japanese men are baring more leg at work than ever before.

    The Tokyo Metropolitan Government is pushing company employees to ditch their usual suit and tie for more casual attire, featuring t-shirts, trainers – and shorts.

    And a few women describe the experience of “leg hair harassment” or a term coined online as “sunehara”, referring to the discomfort of being forced to see their colleague’s leg hair.

    Akifumi Funatsu, the director of Gorilla Clinic, says he has noticed more clients coming to the clinic not just for cosmetic reasons, but as a matter of “social etiquette when wearing shorts”. He thinks women believe that “men should have less leg hair”, which has prompted them to seek laser hair removal so as not to offend those around them.

    Shave those legs.

    • Not Adahn

      Confucius say: “Bird don’t build nest in bare tree.”

    • sloopyinca

      They’ve got a clinic for gorillas in Japan? They don’t even have gorillas in Japan. Why do the need a clinic?

      • The Last American Hero

        What about those ones that sit in the hot springs in the winter?

    • rhywun

      Japan is weird, exhibit MCMLXIX

    • Pope Jimbo

      When I first met my Japanese neice she called me a gorilla because of my chest hair.

      She was about 4 at the time. I still give a hard time about it.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      My eyes are up here.

  9. Common Tater

    “A Louisiana woman’s first cruise vacation quickly turned into a nightmare after she suffered a “catastrophic” genital injury resulting in “grapefruit-sized lady bits” while enjoying a beach excursion….

    Lindsey was treated by Carnival medical professionals onboard the ship for several hours but the swelling was nonstop and blew up to the size of a baseball.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/07/21/us-news/louisiana-woman-hit-with-50k-medical-bill-after-cruise-ship-excursion-mishap-left-her-with-grapefruit-sized-lady-bits/

    Well, which is it?

    • Not Adahn

      Was the wifi onboard insufficient for her to start an Onlyfans?

      • Threedoor

        Q is correct.

    • Rat on a train

      Some people can’t tell the difference between a baseball and a softball.

    • Pope Jimbo

      They could be the same if the grapefruit was from a poor produce section in a food desert.

      • Aloysious

        Pomelo is the largest variety of grapefruit, often about the size of a small melon…

        Those are some swole lady bits.

    • Ted S.

      The highway is closed in both directions between Exit 97 near Silt

      Perfect.

      • Threedoor

        Not false advertising.

  10. Sensei

    The company, Wildcat Contractors, has yet to be paid and has had to tap reserves to help cover the errant $545,000 it dearly wants. “I didn’t get scammed, they got scammed,” Chief Executive Alyssa Bowker said of the town. “Why should I not be paid?”

    Surfside Beach Mayor Robert Krouse said the emailed payment request appeared genuine. “We don’t see where the town erred,” he said, so he didn’t see “why we should be paying double.

    It’s unclear from my skim of the article if the contractor actually was exploited or simply impersonated. From my read it’s impersonated. I don’t see how that’s the contractor fault.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-south-carolina-town-in-turmoil-over-a-545-000-email-phishing-scam-988a9acb?st=8mbe4T&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • Ted S.

      The town didn’t have a bank routing number and account number for the contractor?

      • Pope Jimbo

        They probably got a totes real l9king email!

        At the height of the pandemic, one of Minnesota’s largest school districts fell victim to cyber fraud and nearly lost half a million dollars in the process.

        The FOX 9 Investigators obtained internal financial records, which reveal a fraudulent payment of $503,488 which was supposed to go to Stahl Construction Company.

        According to police records, the fraud suspect sent an email to the MPS finance department requesting to change bank account information on file for the legitimate contractor. The email originated from a fake address while pretending to be the legitimate contractor.

      • Pope Jimbo

        You can’t even blame the govt drones because they were on lockdown

        One MPS finance worker blamed pandemic work conditions as one possible factor, telling investigators she believed school officials did not initially catch the error “due to everyone working from home and employees and departments not contacting each other for verification.”

      • Sensei

        The go to excuse is either the ‘Vid or OMB.

    • trshmnstr

      Surfside Beach Mayor Robert Krouse said the emailed payment request appeared genuine. “We don’t see where the town erred,” he said, so he didn’t see “why we should be paying double.

      Because your donation to the hacker fund wasn’t a payment to the person you owe money.

      • Sensei

        That’s for the lawyers and forensic accountants to decide. I’m sure it will only take many months…

      • R C Dean

        This isn’t hard or complicated. There is no legal issue here at all. The only factual issue is whether the contractor is lying about not getting paid. It will take about 15 seconds to confirm that the money never got to the contractor. So they are still owed payment.

  11. Common Tater

    “Courtney Stodden called out “Seinfeld” alum Jason Alexander over a controversial 2012 “Funny or Die” sketch she filmed with him when she was underage.

    “I was 17 years old in this photo,” Stodden began, sharing an image of Alexander holding an iPhone against her breast. In the snap, the actor — who was 52 at the time — is wearing a polo and blazer while Stodden is clad in a skimpy bikini.”

    https://pagesix.com/2026/07/21/celebrity-news/courtney-stodden-calls-out-jason-alexander-over-controversial-resurfaced-comedy-sketch/

    Then why do you look 30?

    • rhywun

      So “controversial” she waited fourteen years to complain about it.

      • Rat on a train

        It was so traumatic the memory was suppressed until now.

    • Not Adahn

      How do you rack up that much plastic surgery by the time you’re 31?

    • juris imprudent

      At the time of the sketch, Stodden was married to “The Green Mile” actor Doug Hutchison — who was 35 years her senior. The two (pictured here in July 2013) wed in 2011 when she was 16 and he was 51.

      Fuck off you whiney bitch.

      • (((Jarflax

        Hey she was promised fame and fortune for her ass and the money has run out! That means she was retroraped.

      • Not Adahn

        Huh. Does the “was competent enough to consent to marriage” overrule the “underage” part when it comes to the law? Or is only her lawfully-wedded husband exempted from statutory rape prosecution?

  12. Toxteth O'Grady

    “You should have”, generally. Least helpful advice ever.

    🚬

    (Sorry Rhy et alia)

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        One is trying to. “Leave tonight or either we’ll die this way.” 🎶

    • rhywun

      I have not joined this discussion so I am not sure why my name is being cited here.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Sorry for the cigarette cue. SATC: “It’s an addiction, sir!”

  13. PieInTheSky

    Due to the heavy rain we had a sudden cooling event. When from 35C high 22C low to 19/16 respectively.

  14. PieInTheSky

    In way to local news, in Romania you take a standardized test at the end of 8th grade and based on the grade you get into high-school. Basically the higher the grade the more choice you have the lesser the grade…

    My niece who is not exactly a scholar and is a bit of an airhead got 81 out of 100 which is a low grade for any of the higher end high schools (especially the top ones which are called Collegium. The middling rank is Theoretical Highschool and the lowest rung is Industrial Highschool)

    Fun fact: she got admitted to a middle of the road one called Benjamin Franklin Theoretical Highschool. I did not know there was a Benjamin Franklin High in Bucharest

    • (((Jarflax

      Were you shocked to learn this?

      • PieInTheSky

        almost as if struck by lightning

      • Pope Jimbo

        Go fly a kite!

      • rhywun

        Getting a high score is key.

      • Fourscore

        Don’t string us along, that’s a hell of a tail.

    • Not Adahn

      I had two unrelated Bulgarians on staff last weekend. I didn’t mention that I had a Romanian friend as I didn’t want them to shank me.

      • PieInTheSky

        Bulgarians only know how to grow cucumbers and little else.

      • DrOtto

        Nice euphemisming!

    • PieInTheSky

      All I am saying not everyone got what it takes to get in Vianu.

    • rhywun

      “Democrats” hate you and want you dead, Volume 1433

    • Threedoor

      Fuck you go back to R12.

    • (((Jarflax

      They stopped us burning widows, built us factories and railroads, and set up water purification and hospitals! Pure evil.

      • dbleagle

        “What did the English ever do for us? Oh yeah, of course medicine, the roads, safety. But what have they done recently?”

  15. Common Tater

    A tale of two pussies

    “My wife and I are a very comfortable couple – the kind who leaves the bathroom door open no matter what we’re doing.

    But the other day I walked in on her doing something so vile I don’t think I can look at her the same way…

    When I poked my head in to say goodbye I caught her using my razor to shave… down there.

    It’s disgusting! The thought of using that razor on my face now makes my skin crawl. Who knows how many times she’s done this before.”

    https://www.dailymail.com/lifestyle/article-15966599/wife-shower-husband-dear-jane.html

    https://archive.is/fjyZi

    • Not Adahn

      I didn’t know modern women would accept a guy who wouldn’t put his face on their cooch.

      • Common Tater

        Some women don’t like it.

      • DrOtto

        Time to change up your method. I’m an alphabet man.

      • Common Tater

        It’s mostly because they are submissive.

      • Rat on a train

        I’m an alphabet man.
        a particular type of linguist?

      • Ted S.

        I figured he meant he’s LGBTQWERTY.

    • PieInTheSky

      she should wax not shave.

    • EvilSheldon

      So change the fucking blade, ya big Jessie…

  16. Rat on a train

    Democracy!

    What do you call it when a congressman handpicks his successor and then fights tooth and nail to keep other viable candidates off the ballot?

    Illinois’ 4th Congressional District.

    When U.S. Rep. Jesús “Chuy” García announced his retirement last November, he did so just hours before the filing deadline for other candidates to get onto the ballot. García’s anti-Democratic plan soon became all too clear: His chief of staff, Patty Garcia, would be running. Guess what? Her petitions were prepared and her paperwork was all conveniently lined up.

    We called the maneuver sleazy then. The stench got even worse Tuesday when the two serious contenders who wanted to oppose this coronation were ordered off the November ballot.

    • rhywun

      Isn’t that the asshole who was too far left even for Chicago?

      • dbleagle

        Well ol’ Chuy knows his district will “vote blue, no matter who” so why not give it to his lick-spittle?

    • rhywun

      The whole “Palestine” freakout is so ridiculous. It’s just the current-year totem for whatever Marxist grievances are currently fashionable.

    • slumbrew

      Woody C Ednin
      @WoodyEdnin
      ·
      4h
      Please, he’s acting like if there was a morally perfect being who appeared to us in human form we’d crucify him or something.

      *golf clap*

  17. cyto

    One of those videos that you dont like to see

    https://x.com/i/status/2079820298183201095

    Junior is bludgeoning jis dad in the front yard with a baseball bat as police arrive.

    Notes: if I am lying on the ground being beaten with a baseball bat and you are there, please close the distance with some sense of urgency.

    B. If you should have a gun and chose to use it, please take the breif moment required to acquire the target before pulling the trigger.

    (Official tally, 18 rounds fired, 5 hit the target. End result, both suspect and victim are dead)

    • trshmnstr

      I’ll take “links I’ll never click, even in a million years” for $500, Alex

    • Threedoor

      Cop should have saved one round for himself.

  18. Common Tater

    “Donald Trump will allow Saudi Arabia to develop its own civilian nuclear program under a sweeping new deal as the Iran war spirals into the Red Sea and oil races toward $100 a barrel.

    The agreement is reported to be worth tens of billions of dollars and structured to give US companies a central role in building the kingdom’s uranium enrichment facilities on Saudi soil.

    Saudi leaders are said to have agreed only to limited international inspections of the sites. Those arrangements are intended to stop enriched fuel being diverted towards weapons.”

    https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15996501/Trump-sparks-fear-hands-powerful-nuclear-technology-foreign-power-Iran-war-spirals.html

    WCPGW?

    • rhywun

      Another fucking “deal”. Sick of this shit.

    • cyto

      “Oil spiraling toward $100 per barrel”

      Where should it be, adjusted for inflation? It was over $100 in 2014. Then we had all the tracking shale oil ans prices crashed….

      I remember domestic oil production exploded as oil went above $60 a quarter century ago… which ended up with the boom in production. If I remember, the inflection point for the new US fields was $30. Anything below that was unprofitable.

      Everything has doubled in cost since then – so I wonder where the normal, safe, sustainable low price is these days?

      • rhywun

        Let’s dick around in the Middle East for a few more decades and find out.

      • Threedoor

        I love when d guys tell me they bought a gallon of gas for 25c

        I tell them that 25c was 90% silver.

    • Threedoor

      Whabis with nukes.

      No thanks.

      If I were potus I wouldn’t pick up the phone if the Saudis called.

  19. Sensei

    With deadly attacks on an air base in Jordan, Iran has proved that it retains a significant missile and drone arsenal that still threatens American forces and the U.S.’s regional allies, despite President Trump’s claim to have “totally destroyed” Iran’s military.

    No way. What a shock!

    https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/iran-shows-its-ballistic-missiles-are-still-a-force-to-reckon-with-42b18204?st=JUswfw&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • cyto

      Trump likes to do things the easy way. Threat, bluster, maybe a very quick bit of military posturing – and then a deal. The same thing for trade policy – some threats, some tarrifs, and a renegotiate deal.

      But he didnt count on ideological opposition. Iran doesnt *want* a peace deal with Isreal. They want them gone. So they dont want to stop funding Hamas and Hezbollah. He didnt count on them playing out their hand after he took out the religious leaders.

      He would happily declare victory and go home if they offered some platitudes and waited a moment before business as usual. But they have different pressures and rewards than we do. And I dont think us bombing them is costing their government nearly as much as Trump had hoped.

      He may have really painted himself into a corner here

      • The Last American Hero

        Iran also knows that if they hang on for 5 months, Team Red will lose Congress and Trump will be dealing with impeachment (again) rather than reordering the Middle East.

  20. PieInTheSky

    “The Labour government has taken the egregious step of launching a legal bid to prevent the publication of migrant crime statistics.”

    Pleased to publish an exclusive by Rob Bates of @migrationCtrl
    , who sparked the decision, on why he intends to fight it.

    https://x.com/93vintagejones/status/2079573325878120518

    • rhywun

      It’s weird as IIRC France (or Germany?) is open with such statistics and the results are exactly what that asshole running the UK does not want you to know.

  21. Toxteth O'Grady

    A testament to my own recent decent health that I let things get so bad?

    Sorry, y’all.

    • Gender Traitor

      See my comment upthread, for crying out loud.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Did, dear. Sorry. Noted.

  22. Sensei

    He finally conceded to reality late Tuesday that “it is clear that we do not have the independent legal authority to enforce this [ICC] warrant.” But to placate his followers he added that “Benjamin Netanyahu is not welcome in New York City, nor is any other war criminal at large.”

    But he’s still dreamy!

    Mamdani Admits He Can’t Arrest Netanyahu

    https://www.wsj.com/opinion/zohran-mamdani-arrest-benjamin-netanyahu-icc-nypd-a4632607?st=p3vuED&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • rhywun

      He’s just riling up his Jew-hating base. Nothing more.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Trump should walk around the city with Bibi, just ’cause he can.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And then revoke and deport Mandami back to Uganda

    • Rat on a train

      Get Letitia James on it.

    • PieInTheSky

      couldn’t find a better name than Intersnack Group?

      • rhywun

        German “imagination” at work

      • R.J.

        Snackages?

      • (((Jarflax

        Einsnakgruppen tested poorly with consumers.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        And we know who will be in charge of oyster crackers!

  23. PieInTheSky

    Looking for a Montana Ranch For Sale? Thirty minutes from Whitefish and nearly surrounded by Flathead National Forest, this 178± deeded-acre gated estate represents one of Montana’s most compelling and unique configurations. With no neighboring homes in sight, the property delivers the kind of absolute privacy and self-sufficiency that would be difficult to replicate on scale.

    Designed with grandeur, self-sufficiency, and security in mind, the estate offers seven distinct dwellings, an additional central barndominium-style lodge and a small off-grid cabin, all offered turnkey. At its heart, the masterfully crafted, recently expanded main residence with thoughtfully designed outdoor living spaces makes this home suitable for a variety of use profiles. Six brand-new guest homes provide comfortable, independent accommodations for staff, family, or executive teams.

    The infrastructure behind this property is equally impressive. Wells, multiple septic systems, backup generators and internet service, with over one million dollars invested in road development, ensure the estate operates reliably and independently.

    Beyond the buildings, the land itself has been meticulously developed with rolling terrain, mature trees, two spring-fed fish ponds, a professionally built shooting range, gazebos, and large equipment shops. Ranch equipment is included in the offering.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FCP7KnLWv0

    $15,950,000 Whitefish, MT 178± Deeded Acres

    • PieInTheSky

      Seven lakes and reservoirs with established senior water rights anchor Aspen Ridge Ranch in south-central Oregon, creating a level of control and operational stability that is increasingly difficult to secure. Spanning 3,598.37± deeded acres near Bly, the ranch is built for a buyer who values privacy, reliable production, and the ability to operate independently across seasons.

      The property supports a proven cattle operation, combining deeded ground with an adjoining U.S. Forest Service allotment to create scale and flexibility for seasonal grazing. Timbered ridges, open meadows, and well-distributed water sources allow for efficient livestock movement while also sustaining strong wildlife presence, including elk and mule deer. Fishhole Creek and multiple impoundments further enhance both habitat and on-ranch recreation.

      Improvements are designed to support ownership use plus guest accommodations, without compromising functionality. A 7,000± square foot log lodge serves as the central hub for gatherings, complemented by five additional log cabins and a historic manager’s residence. The layout accommodates staff, guests, or multi-generational use while maintaining separation from core ranch operations. A hydroelectric system with propane backup provides dependable power for off-grid living.

      Beyond its operational strength, the ranch offers year-round recreation, including on-site fishing, big game hunting, riding, snowmobiling, and cross-country skiing. Crater Lake National Park, Warner Canyon Ski Area, and Gearhart Wilderness are easy destinations for day trips. Held by the same family since 1975, Aspen Ridge Ranch reflects long-term stewardship and practical investment in land, water, and infrastructure—positioning it as a capable working ranch with luxurious owner and guest accommodations, plus the added benefit of privacy and self-reliance.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfkMCLJLg78

      $12,000,000 | Bly, Oregon | 3,598± ACRES

      • Gender Traitor

        Thanks for sharing, Pie!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      For fuck’s sake, what’s Romanian for bored? You!

    • Threedoor

      MT one is smoking crack.
      Only 178 acres and it’s been logged!

    • That Guy

      Some properties offer a place to live. Others offer a place to escape. Runway Ranch offers a lifestyle that few properties in the Midwest can match.

      Located just 50 miles north of St. Louis in scenic Calhoun County, Illinois, this remarkable 96-acre property brings together aviation, recreation, and country living into one extraordinary offering.

      Imagine taking off after work and landing on your own 1,600-foot by 100-foot private airstrip less than an hour later. The scenic approach welcomes you home to rolling pastures, mature timber, and a beautiful stocked lake, creating an experience unlike any other.

      The property is designed to support both work and recreation. A 96′ x 75′ metal building is divided into three functional spaces, including an aircraft hangar with a hydraulic Icon door and concrete floor, a heated and insulated workshop, and additional storage for equipment, vehicles, or recreational toys.

      The comfortable 2-bedroom, 3-bath home overlooks the property and provides a peaceful place to unwind after a day outdoors. A guest cabin with an established history of rental income offers additional accommodations for family, friends, or continued investment potential.

      Outside is where Runway Ranch truly shines.

      The 3.5-acre stocked lake, reaching depths of nearly twenty feet, offers outstanding fishing for bass, bluegill, crappie, and catfish. Ten fenced paddocks ranging from one-half acre to twenty acres make the property ideal for horses, cattle, or even exotic livestock.

      Calhoun County has long been recognized as one of Illinois’ premier destinations for trophy whitetails, and this property provides exceptional habitat with mature timber, native warm-season grasses, water, and cover. Turkey are plentiful, while the established native grass fields provide excellent habitat for wild quail.

      When you’re ready to venture beyond the property, public hunting areas provide excellent duck hunting, while nearby McCully Heritage Project and Pere Marquette State Park offer miles of horseback riding, hiking, and outdoor adventure.

      Whether your passion is flying, hunting, fishing, horseback riding, or simply enjoying the peace and beauty of the countryside, Runway Ranch delivers an opportunity that is nearly impossible to duplicate.

      $1,300,000 96 +- acres

      • Gender Traitor

        Nice, but points off for being in Illinois.

  24. Sensei

    Our interconnected global “defense” industry.

    The U.S. grows most of its linters domestically—but wants to significantly boost cotton linter production and increase its capacity to convert it into nitrocellulose.

    In Europe, where farmers replaced cotton with other crops centuries ago, countries have long relied on China for linters, and for manufactured guncotton. They are now looking to expand their own production of guncotton, and assessing alternative natural precursors to make it.

    Wanted for Rearming Against Russia and China: More Cotton

    https://www.wsj.com/world/europe/wanted-for-rearming-against-russia-and-china-more-cotton-3261e16f?st=qWEo9M&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • EvilSheldon

      I am very much in favor of this, especially if it forces down the cost of small arms ammunition.

      I didn’t know that the US only has one nitrocellulose plant. I did know that we only have a handful of powder manufacturers.

      • Sean

        especially if it forces down the cost of small arms ammunition.

        Amen

      • Not Adahn

        Somewhat related – from talking to the SIG guys, apparently Hornady has a range that can accommodate every shooting sports event simultaneously but because it’s in Alda, Nebraska it only gets about 30 shooters for a match.

      • Threedoor

        Buddy of mine works in small arms.

        Be said the industry is down now and costs vs commodity prices are tight in the profit margins.

        I laughed at him. Ammonia still crazy expensive. But look at brass stock alone and it’s not. Inflation just screwed everything.

  25. Toxteth O'Grady

    Bob thinks he’s inherited Castle Rackrent, and is doing a crap job of maintaining it. Anyone would, to be fair. It’s just hilarious that he thinks he can.

    DNFCA.

  26. Trigger Hippie

    Deep Thoughts by Jackoff Handy:

    I had something very clever and insightful to say about an extremely trivial subject, but it slipped from my memory five seconds after thought…slowly slipping into late middle-age is both interesting and concerning.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I was pleased in middle age not to need the dictionary anymore so much. Then I acquired CRS. Ya know that guy…

      (I really can’t afford to be here long)

      • Trigger Hippie

        *Scrolls upthread*

        Christ, Woman! Da fuck you doing!? Look, I’ve empathized with Bob for years due to mutual experiences but after his wife needed a foot amputation then died soon after he’s slowly been traveling the downward spiral.

        *Bob, if you’re reading this, I’m only reading one side of this story but your silence isn’t exactly supporting a rebuttal.*

        TOG…Glib Gulch awaits!, Hell, I’ll GoFund you a few bills if you set up an account…

      • Brochettaward

        People have tried various ways to determine what’s going on and help. Plenty of people willing, but there’s not much anyone can do without cooperation from the person who needs it.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Thank youse, sweeties. Will revisit here.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        He doesn’t seem to visit here anymore, only X lately. Mancrush for Elon.

        I dunno, have tried to leave him alone.

      • Trigger Hippie

        ‘People have tried various ways to determine what’s going on and help. Plenty of people willing, but there’s not much anyone can do without cooperation from the person who needs it.’

        Fair.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, you’d expect better of a Glib. EXCEPT IF SAID GLIB WERE BIPOLAR ALCOHOLIC.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        TH and Bro, I can so rarely even get an internet connection! I really really do appreciate your concern. 😚 Annnd now i’m run off my feet with household shit, 5 dogs, invalid mother, invalid Bob.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        There’s some life advice. Don’t leave it as long as me.

        He’s a bear to live with. It was amusing until it wasn’t. I’m you all now so…

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Uh

        fuggit *

      • Threedoor

        Aren’t most glibs alcoholics?

    • The Other Kevin

      I’ll help you out, I have one:

      AI is like meat substitute. Sure, there are people who like it and it serves a purpose to them. But neither are “indistinguishable” from the real thing, and might never be. They’re not fooling anyone.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        It is like AI artwork, you know it when you see it. It might take a little time at first, but now it is second nature, even the supposedly photo realistic stuff. In the end, all it has done is lower the trust thresh hold just a little bit more.

  27. Not Adahn

    When I was a child, I read the term “wrecking bar” and asked what it was. My teacher told me that it was a large crowbar. TIL that teacher had misinformed me. It is amazing how many decades you can go not knowing things.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Somebody needs “disposing of bodies” in his search history.

    • UnCivilServant

      How many and what type?

      Are we talking plague victims? Commies and other enemies of mankind? Failed clones?

    • Aloysious

      video games have taught me that if you hit a corpse with a stone hammer, they disappear.

  29. Toxteth O'Grady

    Ruled by Bob’s moods last 3.5 years. Don’t care if I live or die anymore.

    Sorry to barf on youse’s shoeses.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Youtube puked up a fascinating little tidbit the other day:

    Did you know?

    Prohibition wasn’t actually about wife beating layabout drunkards. It was a plot by John D Rockefeller to eliminate ethanol motor fuel. Pretty sneaky, huh?

    • Brochettaward

      Progressivism has been astroturf campaigns secretly serving moneyed interests from the start, huh?

  31. The Late P Brooks

    That’s because Jaguar Land Rover (now known as JLR) has envisioned a new type of crossover, stretching the Range Rover design ethos and draping it over a fastback body with an electric powertrain underneath.

    That looks suspiciously like a station wagon.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I tried to conceal them with long skirts/trousers…

  32. Shpip

    There’s a tradition that’s been going on in my family for a couple of decades now.

    I mean to break it, but it’s not up to me.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Maybe Zeron will kick the UN out of New York, since he can’t just arrest anybody who shows up there.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Problem solved

    France banned children under 15 from using social media on Tuesday, becoming the first country in the European Union to pass a blanket ban on the platforms as concerns grow worldwide over the harmful effects of digital content on kids.

    Both chambers of the Parliament voted in favor of the measure, a flagship initiative of French President Emmanuel Macron’s second term. The bill also bans the use of mobile phones in high schools.

    Several families in France have sued TikTok over teen suicides they say are linked to harmful content. Children’s advocates and parents applauded the vote.

    Okay then. What’s next?

    • Brochettaward

      They’re trying to wrestle control of the internet away from the private corps that have taken over and enshitified it already to the government who will somehow make it even shittier.

      Nothing to see here people. Natural order of things.

    • rhywun

      What’s next?

      Utopia, duh.

    • Raven Nation

      Australia is so proud of this. Every news story on this topic includes the phrase “Australia’s world first ban on social media…” Of course, the government is already being attacked because it didn’t go far enough. And also, in what seems to a surprise to the elites, kids are finding ways to beat the blocks. 🙄

      • ron73440

        And also, in what seems to a surprise to the elites, kids are finding ways to beat the blocks.

        There’s your proof the ban isn’t harsh enough!

        Why do you hate children?

  35. Brochettaward

    So New Jersey is admitting that not only did 6k non-citizens get registered, but that some of them actually voted (supposedly just 400).

    I’m sure charges will be coming any day now.

    • Not Adahn

      NPR had a “non-partisan expert” on to praise NJ for their transparency on disclosing/fixing this problem while pointing out it has no effect on any election.

      • Brochettaward

        Every vote counts and is sacred. Right up until the non-citizen casts one canceling out a citizen’s and then it’s statistically insignificant.

      • Not Adahn

        Thinking that only citizens should have a say in their elections is so jingoistic and yokeltarian.

      • rhywun

        And some localities are conveniently letting illegals vote in local elections. I guess they pinky swear not to fill in the bubbles for president and whatnot.

      • Mad Scientist

        So we’re in the, “OK, it’s happening, but it’s not a big deal” stage.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    It’s more of a multifunction hammer, though instead of a hatchet or peeing function, it has prying functions.

    And you can climb a frozen waterfall with it.

    *I have never seen one before. It looks like somebody’s product development team deserves a pat on the head. They had to call it a wrecking bar because Swiss Army Hammer was a legal quagmire.

  37. Toxteth O'Grady

    Not since Juleigh I expect has there been such a distaff Glib emergency. She was a bitch to me anyway when I tried to help her.

    NO GODDAMNED HELP ON THE GROUND AT 5323 MIDDLETON RD, 92109. I know I said so the other day and that I couldn’t check in.

    Gotta use the library for a reliable cable?

    FOR FUCKS SAKE!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Sorry, yalllll.

      y’all should see a video of Bob waking up, then repeat it about a thousand times. I wish I were dead.

      ¡FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE! All the edibles in the world!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        HE IS A MONSTER TO LIVE WITH. I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE IF HE MURDERS ME.

    • (((Jarflax

      I offered money with the condition that it be used to help you get out of the situation. If you are staying in the situation my money won’t help. I wish you well, and hope you can manage to get your own head straight, at least straight enough to recognize that the only way this improves is if you leave.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    NPR had a “non-partisan expert” on to praise NJ for their transparency on disclosing/fixing this problem while pointing out it has no effect on any election.

    Just as long as they don’t vote for any fascists, we’ll let them slide.

    • rhywun

      You can be sure that whoever filled out those ballots made the “correct” choices.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    “We’ve been campaigning for this bill from the start because, frankly, we have no other option, no other way to counter tech giants,” said Gaëlle Berbonde, a 52-year-old who lives in the Paris region. “The only thing we can do is protect our children, just as we protect our children from drinking alcohol.”

    Someone, somewhere, having fun.

    • rhywun

      And by “protect children”, I mean “set up a gigantic government bureaucracy to make those choices for you”.

    • Threedoor

      I was promised corporate armies.

      Tech giants should form them and fight this kind of garbage with bullets not lawyers.

    • slumbrew

      “I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture.”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Toga?

    • Threedoor

      And everyone got paid time and a half.

    • rhywun

      Selling Wellness on Your Feed

      Huh – I guess it is a good thing I don’t have a “feed”.

      • R.J.

        Agreed.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    “Please come to a Town Hall with SJSU’s President and top administration, and tell them they must stand up for our transgender students,” it wrote.

    Must?

    FUCK

    OFF.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Authoritative voices

    Pete Hegseth’s new proposal to add testosterone screenings to service members’ periodic health assessments.

    “The U.S. military does not need more testosterone; it needs better leadership,” Kelly said on MS NOW’s “The Briefing with Jen Psaki” on Monday.

    ——-

    “The president should fire Pete Hegseth,” said Kelly, a former U.S. Navy captain. “He’s making awful decisions, is putting service members at risks that I would not have expected when I served that a secretary of Defense would make these sort of decisions, nor a president.”

    A group of Democratic senators expressed “serious concerns” about the screening change in a Monday letter to the Defense secretary, citing “longstanding medical guidance” opposing routine population-wide testosterone screenings.

    The Democratic lawmakers included Sens. Richard Blumenthal (Conn.), Mazie Hirono (Hawaii), Gary Peters (Mich.), Elizabeth Warren (Mass.) and Ruben Gallego (Ariz.).

    The science doesn’t get any better than that.

    • Brochettaward

      I feel like testosterone screenings for troops should be fairly apolitical. The left gets up in arms over everything the fucking Trump regime does to the point where it just drowns out any sensible criticism entirely.

      Even female troops can get screened and treated if they’d like.

      There’s literally nothing to bitch about here. No one is being forced to take anything. These are guys you want to send off and fight wars.

      • The Other Kevin

        I agree, it shouldn’t be a big deal to add it to routine blood work.

    • Threedoor

      It needs more fatty meat and less carbs.

      Also less booze.

    • Threedoor

      Eat like crap and cut out meat from your diet for a week before the test.

      Get diagnosed with low T

      Juice.

      Repeat.

  42. Trigger Hippie

    Forgive me for being dense/late to the party but should I go ahead and assume that HK died within the last year or less? If someone I feel guilty for just reaching that conclusion and feeling sad personally. She was a very bright, insightful, intelligent woman.

  43. PieInTheSky

    This Cornishman compares the clannish culture of the people of Sennen Cove, at the western edge of Britain, to that of the Indian caste system. Dick George, interviewed in 1982, grew up on the sandy ridge above the cove but was still regarded as an outsider by the covers who would discourage their daughters from marrying his kind.

    This explains why the People of the British Isles study discovered in 2015 that natives of Cornwall formed their own genetic cluster, distinct from that of Devon on the other side of the Tamar. Intermarriage with Cornishmen in the neighbouring village, let alone with Welshmen or Devonians, was discouraged. What preserved Cornish as a distinct genetic group in England, while much of the rest homogenised into a single genetic cluster, is lack of domestic migration during the Industrial Revolution – no one was moving to Cornwall in the early modern period.

    https://x.com/Tom_Rowsell/status/2079868539092013446

  44. UnCivilServant

    I’m hoping Mr Free is merely busy with important stuff. There’s been enough trouble going around.

  45. Sean

    #ows883 🔎 5/5 (00:50)
    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    🔥 streak: 1
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    • Threedoor

      Automatics are stronger and efficiency gains have made them comparable to manuals

      And they are better for daily commuting use.

      Part of it’s the tail wagging the dog. Most of it is people don’t like manuals.

      • Sensei

        For a daily or something regularly driven in traffic I don’t disagree.

        Although I find the 10 speed on my wife’s Acura MDX to be a bit ridiculous. It’s smooth enough if you don’t drive it aggressively, but it just does the never ending shift thing.

    • (((Jarflax

      In 1900 90% (+) of cars were horse drawn. There are valid critiques of technological changes in many areas, improved automatic transmissions reducing the value of the skill of driving a manual is not one of them.

      • PieInTheSky

        honestly in the past I did not know that car was in fact used for a carriage and was surprised when reading from a 1870s book we hired a car and was like what and then they mentioned the quality of the horse and I was like what

  46. The Late P Brooks

    I’m hoping Mr Free is merely busy with important stuff.

    He’s having a spot of trouble getting back out of the looking glass.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Drivers increasingly prioritize convenience over engagement, with congested commutes and SUV dominance favoring automatics. Manuals are now concentrated in performance-oriented models like the Mazda MX-5 and Toyota GR Corolla, appealing to enthusiasts rather than everyday buyers. The generational skills gap—only 39% of Gen Z can drive stick—reinforces the cycle of declining demand and reduced availability

    How do you expect me text and shift at the same time?

    • Threedoor

      I routinely ate a bowl of cereal while I drove my one ton suburban with a four speed and 38” tires to class.

      Still wish I had had enough money to swap in a TH400 at the time.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Automatics are stronger and efficiency gains have made them comparable to manuals

    I haven’t even ridden in a car with an automatic for years.

    Back when I drove rental cars it drove me fucking bananas having the car incessantly hunting up and down between gears. They upshift until you’re driving at idle, and then any throttle change sets off a search of the “right” gear, usually accompanied by several seconds of freewheeling while it contemplates its next move. Fuck that.

    And- nobody needs eight gears to go to the grocery store.

    • Sensei

      The EPA and CAFE need as many gears as possible. Or a CVT.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Back when I had my Jaguar XJ6 I constantly fantasized about how awesome it would be with a manual transmission.

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