Sunday Morning Great Escape Links

by | Aug 9, 2026 | Daily Links | 133 comments

While on vacation, I got several frantic texts from the kennel. Apparently my dogs kept jumping the interior perimeter fence around their pen (a six foot chain link). OK, they had a few dogs in the past manage that, but were contained by an outer wall, a smooth solid 8 foot fence. Not mine. Right over the eight footer. So after chasing them down and recapturing, they put a cover over their pen. And hour later, the dogs managed to push off the cover, leap out, and go for a nice run on their own. I’m thinking that there has to be some way to monetize this preternatural ability.

Let’s see who was born on this day: a fishing guy; a guy who has your number; a guy who was quite aromatic and neglected overlap; a guy who taught me everything I know; one of the stars of the dullest movie ever made; the only Mustache to ever rival P Brooks; a guy notorious for sinking ships; and a no-talent but big-named piece of shit holding a microphone because he’s not good enough for even a bit part in a Mafia film.

Question becomes, are these good enough for Links? The bar is low.

We’re just recycling news these days.

Will the darkies go for a midget Jew-hater?

Clearly the NYC cops are in need of re-education camp.

Remember when they all lined up in support of Jussie Smollett? Good times.

Some shit is beyond parody.

Splitters!

Problematic! “Should it be allowed to exist?” is peak elitism.

I’m having trouble dredging up any sympathy.

Now my advice for those who die, declare the pennies on your eyes.

If you don’t think that 69 Love Songs was one of the greatest albums ever made, you’re a nekulturni peasant. And this song proves it.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

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133 Comments

  1. Ted S.

    a fishing guy

    Happy birthday Trey Anastasio!

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Happy birthday Richard Brautigan!

  2. Grumbletarian

    A Michigan Education Survey also showed El-Sayed struggling with Black voters. Stevens notched 69 percent from the bloc; El-Sayed garnered 37 percent support.

    Out of a possible 106% of black voters?

    Makes sense, it’s a Democrat primary election after all.

    • Rat on a train

      math is racist

    • Chafed

      Tricknology makes it possible.

  3. rhywun

    Will the darkies go for a midget Jew-hater?

    Not if the county map I saw was any indication. That guy’s base is rich white people.

    • Oy the Billy-Bumbler

      There are a few El-Sayed signs around me. Almost certainly white, and good chance they don’t lack money.

  4. R C Dean

    Will the darkies go for a midget Jew-hater?

    Depends on whether they hate Jews or Arabs more. There’s a long tradition of both in the Darkie-American community.

  5. Gender Traitor

    But there are also sculptures of dinosaurs in sombreros

    Now I want one! ::goes off to search for their website, hoping it includes an online store::

    • rhywun

      That must be the NYT article? That could also have been labeled “beyond parody”.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yup. That which is “problematic.”

        Now I want a t-shirt that says “Problematic.”

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Now I want one that says “That Which is Problematic!”

    • Threedoor

      They closed the theme park.

      Sadly it on the other side of the country and I didn’t hear about it because mad I bet some of the stuff would be cool to have.

  6. rhywun

    I met that guy at my favorite East Village bar a few times. I haven’t listened to the album in forever. Good stuff.

    • Old Man With Candy

      SugarFree’s comment was, “Why haven’t more people covered this song?”

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Despite being The Magnetic Fields, they just aren’t attracted to it.

      • Tres Cool

        Repelled ?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Not in any Rush.

  7. (((Jarflax

    The RBG article has a logic so twisted it almost comes around to making sense. If you take equality to mean competing in the same arena letting men into women’s sports is equality. It’s stupid and anti-woman, but it is equal.

    • R C Dean

      Which is fine in theory, but that’s not what the trans-athlete thing is about.

      Stop pretending that men can change themselves into women by saying magic words. Which is what the whole trans-athlete thing boils down to.

      • (((Jarflax

        I am happy they have chosen to go all in on this part. It’s the one formulation of the idiot radical egalitarian nonsense that is crazy enough that it seems to be waking up the idiots.

      • Nephilium

        This may be of interest.

      • rhywun

        This may be of interest.

        Hear, hear.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        I listened to this yesterday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDZVMfTFcw which is a debate between a pro-trans doctor, and an anti-trans feminist. And the whole thing boils down to “I know it when I see it” on the pro trans side. Which is just anti-science BS.

      • Fourscore

        A compromise is 1/2 way between 2 bad ideas.

        Good ideas stand alone.

    • rhywun

      Yeah it only makes sense if you completely deny reality and pretend that men and women are exactly the same.

      Which is why you cannot have a rational discussion with the left on this or many other topics – because they live in a different reality from the rest of the world.

      • R C Dean

        That’s the great thing about transism – it simultaneously holds that different genders are profoundly different, and that they are completely plastic and ultimately interchangeable.

        It makes me wonder what the difference is between “Can hold two contradictory ideas in mind at the same time” and “Believes incoherent gibberish”.

      • rhywun

        It almost makes me believe that “trans” isn’t even the point of any of this, but rather the point is to beat you over the head with some ridiculous nonsense – doesn’t matter what it is – until you agree with it, then cheer it on.

      • Ted S.

        They’re the same in every way except abortion, which men are not allowed to have any input.

      • Chafed

        It’s Schröedinger’s gender.

      • Nephilium

        Chafed:

        Both powerful, strong, and independent, but needing to be protected from bad words, male gazes, and objectification.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        See also skin color. If you ask any trans activist whether the same set of assumptions would also apply to racial aspects such as believing you are black, or any “person of color” and, no, it doesn’t work that way!

        IE complete BS.

      • Tres Cool

        + Rachel Dolezal

  8. rhywun

    The New York City Police Department (NYPD) is criticizing Mayor Zohran Mamdani

    That’s just astonishing. The cops are frequently at odds with any mayor but not this openly. Now that the ACAB set has taken over the Party I guess we’ll see more of it.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      They know were their bread is buttered, and it ain’t on the left.

  9. Grumbletarian

    A load of idiotic blather in that Slate article. Solution: Ban gendered sports. There’s only one baseball team, and men, women, and anything in between can try out. If a woman can pitch, hit, or field well enough, she gets a roster spot. If there’s a woman who can block Miles Garrett, any team would be silly not to give her a spot on the offensive line.

    • R C Dean

      Are there any “men’s” sports that actually, explicitly, ban women from participating?

      • Grumbletarian

        Not to my knowledge. Manon Rheaume was briefly a member of the Tampa Bay Lightning in the NHL, though she never made it into a game in the regular season.

      • Fourscore

        Quotas, Man, we need quotas. Otherwise based on merit is only going to lead to discrimination

    • DrOtto

      Pretty much the solution they used for bathrooms around here. There used to be 2 bathrooms in most establishments. Now there is only one for all 54 genders to use next to another locked and unmarked door never to be cleaned again.

    • Threedoor

      Eliminate tax funded games.

      Problem solved.

      Sports and school do not mix.

  10. Drake

    Can’t read the whole NYT story about the estate tax – but get all the way out of blue state hell when you retire. Sell it all and leave town.

    • Chafed

      That’s good advice.

    • Threedoor

      $13 million buys a lot of guns and ammo.

  11. R C Dean

    After first contact, under social circumstances that we cannot possibly imagine, modern humans and Neanderthals had children together

    I wish I could track it down again, but I read an interesting theory that the reason you can find stories of, essentially, the boogeyman, orcs, etc. in every culture is because Neanderthals weren’t the sort of mildly brutish proto-humans that are often pictured. They were big, unbelievably strong, much more gorilla-like (covered in hair, etc.) and nearly drove humans to extinction by killing and eating them – the famous genetic bottleneck for Homo Sapiens tracks with the expansion of Neanderthals. The amazing and unlikely thing is that humans came back from near-extinction to eliminate their bigger, stronger, and previously more successful competitors.

    So, under this theory, any hybridizing was almost certainly the result of human women being raped by Neanderthals.

    • Drake

      I’ve read it too. Maybe.

      Evidence keeps piling up that humans continued evolving well after they left Africa. Calling the ones ones who initially left “modern humans” is an attempt to keep the “out of Africa” narrative going.

      • Threedoor

        Neanderthals had larger brains as well. Look at the modern human populations with the most Neanderthal dna and map that over the distribution of IQ.

        Just sayn.

    • Tonio

      So, under this theory, any hybridizing was almost certainly the result of human women being raped by Neanderthals.

      If modern human behavior is at all relevant, maybe the Neanderthal boyfriend was how ancient H sapiens chicks really pissed off their daddies.

      Mostly kidding. Mostly. But human origins are fascinating, and it’s perhaps a good thing we only have genetic hints instead of historical records. I’d probably end up paying reparations because my Neanderthal ancestors didn’t share their genetic material with someone else’s ancestors. And by share genetic material…

      • Tres Cool

        Felching ?

    • RAHeinlein

      Bone Tomahawk.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      STEVE SMITH ‘MAGINE WHAT FIRST CONTACT LOOK LIKE!

      AND BY ‘MAGINE, MEAN RAPE!

    • Threedoor

      Plenty of evidence of Neanderthal canabilism from skeletons as well.

      • Drake

        Neanderthal gotta eat!

  12. DEG

    would be so poor at competing that universities would lose massive amounts of money propping up programs.

    And they were right.

  13. rhywun

    opinion is united that Arday’s story has provoked a rightwing backlash against Black progress in academia and public life

    “united” 🙄

    Maybe amongst the vile racists who comprise the Guardian readership.

    • EvilSheldon

      Fraud and plagiarism is not progress, you assholes.

      • rhywun

        They literally don’t see anything past the color of his skin. That is his most important characteristic and you’re a bigot for treating him like any other academic.

      • EvilSheldon

        It’s the end stage of credentialism. Anything you do to get the position is valid and worthwhile, all that counts is having that name on your door…

      • Nephilium

        EvilSheldon:

        Who are you to question my certificate?!?!?!ONE!11?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        They are so committed to the religion of DEI that they cannot see the damage this is doing to the institutions that they rely on for their power in society.

  14. grrizzly

    I’m spending this weekend in Brașov. My first time in Romania. The city is very impressive. Built be Saxons (Germans). But it also has the first Romanian school in the country and the first letter in Romanian was discovered here. Back then Romanians used the Cyrillic script.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Hi, Griz, long time no see!

      • grrizzly

        Hey there!

    • Old Man With Candy

      Pie has convinced me that I need to get there, sooner rather than later.

      • grrizzly

        I’m sure there are other good cities in Romania to visit but I’m enjoying the temperatures in the 70s here rather than above 100F in Budapest.

      • Chafed

        Sounds delightful. How much time are you spending in Brasov?

      • grrizzly

        Just two days.

      • JaimeRoberto feckful & gruntled

        Well Pest does mean oven in Hungarian.

  15. rhywun

    Some shit is beyond parody.

    The left is not going to give up on pushing trannies everywhere because if they did, they would have nothing else to talk about and then their base would drop away like flies.

    • Nephilium

      Nothing else to talk about? Did you know what DRUMPF is up to?!!?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        50′?

  16. Tonio

    “It’s a risky bet to assume Black voters will come home out of natural physics,” said Democratic strategist Jamal Simmons, who hails from Michigan. “He needs to reach out to them directly and prioritize their issues over the political agenda he may prefer to discuss.”

    So, on one hand there is “natural physics” which apparently means that black people’s votes naturally belong to the Democrat party, yet OTOH he admits that black people actually have agency and want to be pandered to just like any other constituency.

    • Oy the Billy-Bumbler

      So, lie during the campaign to get elected and then anhilate them.
      #puremichigan

      • Nephilium

        Well, it’s working for some of (((them))), isn’t it?

    • rhywun

      “To pander or not to pander…”

      Democratting is hard.

    • EvilSheldon

      Classic cult indoctrination. I really don’t understand how people don’t see it, looking in from the outside.

      Of course, one of the defining features of destructive cults is that you don’t know when you’re in one. Eyes fellow Glibs suspiciously

      • Threedoor

        We’re in a cult and I don’t even get a robe?!

        I want a hooded one in purple. All wizard like and sheit.

    • Chafed

      NYC will go bankrupt (quicker) from all the righteous lawsuits that will follow.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Nope, our governess will just toss a few billion state tax dollars at her pet like she did this year. We’re propping him up without getting a vote in their election.

  17. R.J.

    “What is a Mexican theme park doing in the Deep South?”

    Right there, the writer declared he/she/it was a complete idiot.

    • rhywun

      But their South Beat reporter is from Alabama! He is here to educate us in their weird ways.

    • Nephilium

      Did they expect it up here in the frozen north?

  18. Common Tater

    “Former NBA player Royce White plans to declare for the 2027 WNBA Draft — the second former pro to test the league’s policy on trans athletes.

    White, 35, a Republican candidate for US Senate who only played three games in his short NBA career, made the announcement on Friday on the heels of former first round draft pick and Knicks center Enes Kanter Freedom’s declaration earlier in the day.

    “I’m transgender. I’m a woman… I identify as sometimes identifying as a woman for purposes of… professional basketball,” White told Fox News”

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/08/sports/ex-nba-player-royce-white-to-declare-for-wnba-draft-as-transgender/

    drugs/ass? Still LOL

  19. Common Tater

    “A naked college swim star allegedly bludgeoned a security guard to death using a five-gallon water bottle during an overnight attack at a Hawaiian beachfront resort.

    Legend Storer, who was a student-athlete at Concordia University Irvine in California, was charged in the murder of Michael Dyer at the Sands of Kahana resort in Maui on Aug. 7, Hawaii News Now reported….

    Storer was arrested and charged with second-degree murder, burglary with a dangerous instrument and indecent exposure, according to court records viewed by The Post.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/09/us-news/hawaii-naked-swimmer-legend-storer-killed-security-guard-michael-dyer-at-maui-resort/

    a five-gallon water bottle?

    • Nephilium

      Ever see a water cooler? Think the jugs on the top of one of them.

      • Common Tater

        Guess any solid object is a “dangerous instrument”

      • Nephilium

        CT:

        A pint of water is a pound, there are 8 pints in a gallon. I would call a 40 pound bludgeon a dangerous instrument.

    • Michael Malaise

      Post has to get that “naked” in there.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Well, we had to be sure that the water bottle wasn’t concealed.

  20. Q Continuum

    “Joe Biden in ‘Debilitating’ Pain as Hunter Biden Says His Dad’s Prostate Cancer Has Spread”

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      A real pain in the ass?

    • Michael Malaise

      My father has metastatic prostate cancer but isn’t in debilitating pain.

    • Plinker762

      I was told he was cancer free 3 years ago.

      • Gender Traitor

        It has this tendency to come back.

  21. Common Tater

    “A 29-year-old black woman was found dead, hanging from a tree behind an abandoned home in Mississippi, and her grief-stricken community is demanding a thorough probe into her death.

    Tasia Fortune’s body was discovered in Jackson on Aug. 3, according to the city’s police department. Her corpse had been there for three to four days, investigators said.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/08/us-news/mississipi-woman-29-found-dead-hanging-from-tree-behind-home/

    Yikes!

    • Evan from Evansville

      Saw that. Figured a legit lynch would get more news, then I realized: she probably hanged herself.

      Hope so, sadly, cuz that is still very sad.

      • rhywun

        If it was not a “lynching” we will still be required to have a national conversation about it. You know how this works.

    • Chafed

      Extra slutty indeed.

      • creech

        Every one of them a Virgin.

    • Trigger Hippie

      The French Revolution Lego kit got a sensible chuckle.

  22. Michael Malaise

    We stopped at Pedro’s a few years back. There was no shortage of seemingly content Latinos enjoying the spaces.

    (I made a short joke)

    • creech

      Chili today. Hot Tamale.

      • Trigger Hippie

        …Boo this man.

        As an Aside: Out of curiosity, I asked Google if there was a chilie or pepper that rhymed with or at least touched upon the word boo.

        …this was the response:

        Top search result: Does Anthony Kiedis support Trump?

        Google’s search engine is functionally retarded.

  23. Sean

    Today is ribeye day. Two pairs to grill up.

  24. Common Tater

    “Di-Quan Hunt, who had been arrested and released at least 14 times, was seen in viral videos that he recorded, attacking and chasing White women in North Carolina, The Gateway Pundit reported. In one video, Hunt is seen screaming at a woman unprovoked before knocking her unconscious and continuing to scream at and hit her unconscious body.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/08/video-sister-violent-repeat-offender-seen-randomly-assaulting/

    OFFS!

    • Fourscore

      Has Bro seen this?

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Historic parallels

    President Trump is confronting a question that has haunted presidents throughout history: how a war — one that has gone on longer than predicted — can reshape a presidency.

    Behind the scenes and in public remarks, Trump has acknowledged seeking an agreement to end the Iran war in hopes of escaping comparisons to former President Herbert Hoover, the Republican whose name became synonymous with economic collapse after the Great Depression.

    ——-

    Trump, born in 1946, grew up during a time when Hoover served as a cautionary example of what not to do during difficult economic times.

    Hoover stuck to his Republican principles that the government shouldn’t meddle in the economy — a decision many saw as one of the worst political mistakes of the 20th century.

    Sure. If you squint real hard…

    • Michael Malaise

      Ha ha ha. I mean, technically this is a war, but not really. We are half-assing it because we don’t want to put boots on the ground in Iran.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Ruination

    These disputes illustrate a clear and present danger to academic freedom and institutional autonomy, as colleges and universities fight to retain control over the attributes that have made them internationally preeminent, including faculty hiring, research, curriculum and selection of undergraduate and graduate students.

    PEN America notes that 2025 was a “year of catastrophe” for higher education. The Trump administration froze billions of dollars in research funding, pressured universities to dismantle diversity, equity and inclusion programs, revoked at least 8000 international student visas, threatened universities’ tax-exempt status, and gutted the Department of Education. Red-state legislatures passed a spate of educational gag orders, restricting classroom discussion of race, gender and other supposedly divisive topics.

    Those “supposedly divisive topics” which have done far more to undermine the prestige of American scholarship than anything Trumpolini might have done.

  27. DrOtto

    The Magnetic Fields? Usually you post shitty music. I keed, I keed.

  28. DEG

    Matt Kibbe interviewing Rand Paul at FreedomFest. It’s about 45 minutes. I just started it. It starts off way too hopeful with talk of a series on the Rona Panic, still being put together by Blaze TV, hopefully ending with a perp walk of certain individuals behind the Panic.

    • Michael Malaise

      I am sorry you will be disappointed.

  29. DrOtto

    I just double checked and Robert Shaw wasn’t in The English Patient.

    • UnCivilServant

      Their slogan – “Fight Crazy With Crazy”

    • Ted S.

      I’m not voting for Magic: The Gathering.

      Tucker Kraft need to stay with the Packers.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Department of Education draft regulations compel accreditors to police institutional policies on ideological diversity, free speech, civil rights, and research misconduct. New rules requiring colleges and universities to demonstrate their graduates earn more than workers with only a high school diploma pose existential risks to many arts and humanities programs. And a few weeks ago, the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy proposed shifting science research funds from universities to individual researchers, a move that would overturn the post-World War II partnership between government and higher education directly responsible for building American preeminence in science and technology.

    And the walls came tumbling down.

    What is the point of getting a master’s in fine art when any jackass with a can of spry paint can become a celebrity?

    What will happen to our beautiful campuses when some crank in a crummy garage can hijack our research funds?

    • Common Tater

      Studying the arts is for rich people.

  31. JaimeRoberto feckful & gruntled

    So if I understand correctly, RBG’s legacy is banning discrimination on the basis of sex. Sex and gender are different. Except when we should treat them as the same thing.

    • (((Jarflax

      RBG’s legacy is Girlbosses. That and lots and lots of bullshit lawsuits that empowered HR departments everywhere.

    • Evan from Evansville

      And she kinda ‘hated’ Roe v Wade, or thought it was the wrong case to use for abortion, as it pushed for ‘privacy’ rather than ‘equality.’ And now Mass.+ is going for any-term abortions, so any sense of ‘consistency’, as expected, is consistently and purposefully denied.

      Obviously, the entire ploy is to give more power to women by giving them total reins over both the abortion decision and the perpetual fallback of Make Man Pay for Everything. It’s predictably pernicious.

      “Safe, legal, rare.” –> CELEBRATE aborting anything for any reason, cuz why not? ($+Power.) And I don’t even really care about abortion too much. ~First trimester? Okay? Shouldn’t be celebrated or encouraged, but I’m not broken-hearted. Just stop the evil subjugation of men who have no say outside their forced wallets.

  32. Gender Traitor

    It seems as if there’s still something wonky with the site, as the IFLA post looked to be properly scheduled but now says “Missed schedule.” Thanks, WordPress! 🙄

    • Chafed

      The stars and planets foresaw this would happen.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Self-correction

    As the researchers note, higher education accelerates this divide. Women now earn 58 percent of all bachelor’s degrees, and university campuses tilt heavily toward progressive politics. This extended academic timeline delays marriage, trading early family formation for career building. The campus functions as an ideological funnel, leaving the highest-scoring students on standardized tests with the lowest reproductive rates. Academics have engineered a bizarre biological paradox: the most credentialed segment of society is choosing genetic extinction, leaving the future to the children of subcultures that skip the university pipeline entirely.

    Progressivism is a suicide cult. Our best and brightest, indeed.

    • Ted S.

      Universities do not have what plants crave.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Progressive philosophies face no dramatic defeat at the ballot box. They require no cancelation by rivals and no losses in public debate. They are simply running out of citizens. A political movement that fails to reproduce automatically surrenders its institutional real estate to the descendants of the people who fill church pews instead of university lecture halls.

    Great Replacement; this time with more bible thumping rednecks.

    • Fourscore

      Need more 3rd World immigration.

      Who is going to pick up the voting shortfall?