cartoon medley #16
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I don’t know precisely what should happen to the Moslems in France. I know the general direction. I just hope that whatever it is that they end up with generational trauma from it.
They’re already feeling pain. Macron says that a curfew is in order. A curfew!!
To be serious for a moment, can the ethnic French fix this? After fifty or sixty years of voting for communism and other degeneracies, I have serious doubts.
I, too, think they don’t have it in ’em to resist. To do so, they’ll have to support and do things that really are what Nazis would do. Loading up on trains, not death camps, but still, and they’d have to do it fast and there’d be MUCH internal and external pressure against ’em doing *anything.*
After being trained to consider Trump the next Hitler, and feeling the need to do even ‘worse’ things, I think the cultural pressure alone will be a live example of suicidal empathy in motion. Whoops. I don’t cheer for this. I hope the UK’s paying damn good attention.
The Camp of the Saints predicted all of this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Camp_of_the_Saints
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The immigrants make their way north, having no desire to assimilate to French culture, but continuing to demand a First World standard of living, even as they flout laws, do not produce, and murder French citizens, such as factory bosses and shopkeepers, as well as the ordinary people who do not welcome them. They are also joined by the immigrants who already reside in Europe, as well as various left-wing and anarchist groups. Across the West, more and more migrants arrive and have children, rapidly growing to outnumber whites. In a matter of months, the white West has been overrun and pro-immigrant governments have been established, while the white people are ordered to share their houses and flats with the immigrants.
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And then it gets even worse.
Thanks, totally not-biased Wikipedia! I shall investigate no further lest I become contaminated with wrongthought.
I shall investigate no further lest I become contaminated with wrongthought.
I have the book. It’s next in my queue to read.
I also strongly suggest “Submission”.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submission_(novel)
French author even.
Wheel in the sky keeps on turning?
Linkie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxGEVIvSFeY&list=RDMxGEVIvSFeY&start_radio=1
That fro…. It’s magnificent….
I didn’t think cracker-fros made it to 1978. Zounds.
My uncle on my mom’s side was still sporting (an admittedly smaller) one when she married my step dad in ’89
#1 is Jesus in heaven with a roulette wheel.
Jesus plays bingo, not roulette.
1 – Jesus replaces Jaye Davidson in Stargate? I got nothing.
2 – IT’S A COOKBOOK
3 – I’m not saying it was ancient aliens…
4 – Yeah yeah, if we were ever contacted by intelligent life, we’d probably kill it before we learned anything important from the visitation.
5 – Spiritual vs. literal. I think there’s a theme to these…
#2 is a scene that was cut from the excellent movie They Live!
The Human is Roddy Piper in disguise.
It’s time to kick gum and chew ass…. and I’m all out of ass
A Mexican should never run out of ass – it’s axiomatic, isn’t it?
They Live! is so much fun. Watched it in college with my roommate, a Church of the Sub-Genius acolyte. Fantastic, but I bet now it’d have extra value, though I did appreciate its message back then. John was a weird, weird kid. Good artist and shouldn’t have been at IU. From what I’ve seen, he’s living his true calling as a bike mechanic type person in Brown County, IN. He was big into bikes. He also introduced me to 4chan. He loved /b, and for some time it’s been where I gather my gentleman’s entertainment for bunktime.
#3 the filthy Grey has watched too many Farting Preacher videos, and is trying to start his own television ministry.
#4 is a filthy Grey used saucer salesman trying to sucker the rubes into buying a lemon.
There’s nothing he won’t do to make the sale.
#5 is a highly stylized yet truthy painting of Kamala Harris convincing Independents to vote for her.
Way too pithy to be Kamala.
Crucified alien is best, but I didn’t translate the Hebrew or Latin. These were a bit over my head. You seemed to be in a particular mood when making these, really, and me thinky not (just) the alien theme.
I tried to make the lights give Starship Wave Alien a boner or otherwise to no avail. It *almost* looks like it’s in a floating, floaty toilet and it’s blasting its gas all up the place. That’s pretty cool, but they don’t quite line up. 😡
I got:
Your translation to me is yet another wheel inside those others.
It’s gyroscopes all the way down.
In the interest of clarity, that was a machine translation. I don’t read Latin beyond a few legal phrases and the engraving I had done on my left inner forearm.
I prefer to think of it as an old Journey song.
Is it “Carthagio delende est”?
Equally laconic, and I guess tangentially on topic for alien Jesus day: quid est veritas.
Ezekiel’s wheel
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It looked like they were wheels within wheels, like a gyroscope.
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https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%201%3A1-48%3A22&version=MSG
Tucker Carlson among others has suggested UFOs are demons or angels. I decided to flip it back to the Chariots of the Gods theory.
Ezekiel’s Wheel is also the name of the Brotherhood of Nod stealth tank from the original Command and Conquer video game.
That isn’t Hebrew in #3 – it’s a distorted version of “saviour”.
Derp. I should have picked up on that. 15 years of weekly church attendance wasted.
That was what I thought, but I didn’t want to say so and then be wrong.
I had to go and check the translation, because I was like… “Wait a second, wasn’t the gyroscope invented in the 18th or 19th century?” (1743, apparently). It’s from The Message modern translation, so that makes sense.
Ha! Oh, Ezekiel! I didn’t think *I* had to explain that one out loud! I mean, pshyeah.
As for UFOs meet angels/ demons, that makes perfect sense and I don’t see why it isn’t kinda ‘accepted.’ People see crazy shit, come up with an out-there ‘explanation’ for it. Religious if religious, ‘spiritual’ if spiritual, aliens if more modern with cultural references /images, like for Christ+ back when and continuous…
Drugs are frequently involved in these ‘visions’ or panic attacks, or waking up from a seizure or something similar, etc. Lying and exaggerating it and others *believe* it, so the story has to hold tight, easy to be expanded on and added to.
There’s entirely wackadoodle New Age sects set up around the Nephilim/Giants/Men of Renown. My best friend’s ex was into all that kooky shit.
Ezekiel’s Wheel was also part of the intro to a cheesy, yet fondly-remembered TV show of my youth.
“New America” doesn’t even make sense. How can New America be a state in America? That’s like saying New Zealand is a town outside of Amsterdam.
Just rename it Trumpland and call it a day.
Name it Dollywood and we’ll see if she really was as beloved as they made it out when she died.
Honey Harvest 2027 booked.
I haven’t checked a calendar but we all know it’s the 3rd Sunday in September.
Good to see you last month and better next year.
On the appearance of the messiah:
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Isaiah 53:2 — “He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.”
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grey alien jesus
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Revelation 1 12Then I turned to see the voice that was speaking with me. And having turned, I saw seven golden lampstands, 13and among the lampstands was One like the Son of Man,f dressed in a long robe, with a golden sash around His chest. 14The hair of His head was white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes were like a blazing fire. 15His feet were like polished bronze refined in a furnace, and His voice was like the roar of many waters. 16He held in His right hand seven stars, and a sharp double-edged sword came from His mouth. His face was like the sun shining at its brightest.
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Xenomorph Jesus? The only thing missing is acid for blood.
So much sci-fi is Christianity in disguise. It gets really heavy-handed in The Day the Earth Stood Still, Star Wars, The Terminator, and The Matrix.
I was watching something on Jesus’s appearance the other day. The earliest Christians believed Jesus was ugly and this was a line of attack at early Christians. They followed an ugly god. It wasn’t really until the Enlightenment that we get the long haired Jesus of today. And he has been depicted by different cultures in their image.
But he was most likely a regular guy of regular height. Unkempt beard and most likely short hair.
Basically, Jesus would have been left on read by modern women.
It’s lookin’ like Rays v Brewers. Oooh. That pleases me perhaps most, other than, you know. (It’s remarkable how far the Cubs went, and how good they were, given our three best pitchers, Steele, Horton and Brown, were out all year.)
Early in Game 6, true, but Cleveland just looks outclassed. (They are.)
Jesus was re-appropriated by Christians. Jesus was the seed of The Great Firster. He preached the gospel of First. And he was stolen and made into a mockery of his true self by the seconders.
I suppose that would explain the second coming having yet to materialize.
A few thousand years is but a blink of an eye to a Firster. Our deeds echo through an eternity, and there is no repeat needed. We were here and we were First. That is all there was or shall be.
Totally libertarian take – temporary protection status shouldn’t depend on the president’s say so. In fact, temporary status should just be a pathway to citizenship! So says Reason. Well, pathway is implying a process. They really just want people brought in under TPS to be granted citizenship by Congress so no one can revoke it.
🙄️ Why am I not surprised? They’ve always had that bent, but 20 years ago they’d at least entertain the notions of Hayek and Friedman on the matter: open borders are great, but let’s dismantle the welfare state first.
I thought they were going to say that it should be in Congress’s hand, but they probably know how that would go as well. There would be constant political fights over extending the status.
SO they just said fuck it what if Congress just gave them citizenship. All of them apparently as the article doesn’t make any sort of case for this or that group or a length of time.
It’s also kind of clear what Congress meant for the law when they passed it. Temporary status lasts anywhere from 6 to 18 months with the ability to extend if need be.
Might as well have just made it 9 months. Just enough time to guarantee an anchor baby, right?
There seems to be a recent pattern- Im hammered.