OG Wednesday Afternoon Links

OG Wednesday Afternoon Links

Welcome everyone to the return of the OG linker. I'll be taking this slot back from SugarFree so that he has more time to plumb the sewers of the collective American unconscious. By which I mean, more Hat & Hair'verse. I may actually stutter-step into this, as I...

Thursday Morning Links

Thursday Morning Links

My son gave this salute five years ago. In another 5, he’ll probably be saluting me that way again.

Thursday Morning Anarchy Links

Thursday Morning Anarchy Links

Day 2: The government remains shut down. Other than the absence of Sloopy and Banjos, there has been no difference in my life. Where is the anarchy I was promised? Another 80/20 issue the media will make Trump/Vance look like heroes on. This is the Central Florida I...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Sunday Morning Goy Links

Its high season for OMWC. In his part of the world, there's only 3 weeks of Spring, so he has to take full advantage of all of them. By June the kids have gotten too thin and wormy for his tastes. Wow, that went in a weird direction, but I'm leaving it in! My littler...

Sunday Morning Gentile Links

OMWC had some perfidious thing to do. Swapping out the hot chocolate dispenser for an ice cream freezer in the back of the “free candy” van or something. In the meanwhile, I’ll try to entertain you guys. My youngest - now 3 - finally got his first haircut. He went...

Thursday Morning Links – Not Sloopy or Banjos!

Who am I? Why am I here!? Why am I making reference to a Vice-Presidential debate that occurred last century!? Sloopy and Banjos are off auctioning things. I hope Sloopy got his mustache to trustworthy proportions. Only thing worse than a slow talking auctioneer is...

Saturday Morning Links

Greetings from the Cincinnati airport. Or maybe I'll be home by the time these post. I'm tired. Been talking to my client base all week, and with all due respect to sales people and recruiters, we are definitely different breeds of dogs. We're doing training for a...

Sunday Morning Florida Man Links

Hey there friends. Happy Sunday. I took my oldest two to see the Dogman Movie. While I don’t generally hate these things, there were A LOT of adult movie references thrown in in a trying too hard manner. The Bad Guys short before the movie was far better. But, I took...