”Captain’s log. Its Veteran’s Day and everyone is at the house today. Well…maybe not. I’m still working because my company doesn’t recognize it as a holiday in exchange for giving us the day after Thanksgiving. I have a floater, I just don’t want to use it just to do...
They’re just kids.
Captain’s Log. It is now 37 days since my wife was last paid to do whatever it is she does. She’s taking early retirement well. Due to the new season of Stranger Things coming out, she decided to binge watch previous seasons in an attempt to catch up on the plot lines...
5….
5 Dollar….
5 Dollar Footlongs…..
¡Afuera!
Heavy metal
Rap
Heavy metal
Rap
…Whitney Houston?
What a morning
Why not a white pill?
The last week before school starts.
Yes, this is one of those stream of consciousness posts I throw up when I am trying to avoid the elephant in the room.
My kids suddenly have social lives again. So I am once again juggling work and coordinating a ride to whatever nonsense they have planned. I’d count down the 6 months to go before my oldest chauffeurs everyone around, except he backed into the space between the side...
I am filled with nothing but blood, toil, shit, and sweat!
The Sugarfree fest had to stop eventually.
Is this feeling of outright disgust, going to lead to me telling children to get off my lawn?
Their egos are inflated, at least.
Fuck it. I need to write up meeting minutes. Have the gif.
And you thought I was nuts after the pole shift article.
This is my link, damnit. MY LINK.
They say never go full Graham Hancock, but we’re going to go full Graham Hancock
¡Martes, otra vez!
They’re not. They’re recharging themselves on high voltage overhead wires right now.
You know Mexicans elected a woman?
Flippy, Flippety, a Flip Flip Flop and you don’t stop
Floppin as they Flippin and they Flop on your feet
Its like, nothing else matters to these idiots.
What? You think I can’t write shit?