Apparently I volunteered to cover for the old man. Lets see…birthdays? The man who invented pimping. A man famous for something he didn’t say. I’m afraid you’re just too loud. Not my jam, but I’m betting one of you is into it. The obligatory obscure scientist. Easily...
I should be in Mexico
Relax, this gets better
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos?
Its all World Cup, all the time. There’s a soccer game on non-stop for the past two weeks. Is the US playing? No. They don’t play again until tomorrow. I don’t even get Mexico, its normally some cut rate EU country vs. a former French colony in Africa. Every damn TV...
¿Martes por la tarde? No. ¡Por quien votamos!
So…who did we vote for?
Isla Basura
And they say nobody is making more land
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Damn Yankees
Slaughtered Pigs
This is not a My Cousin Vinny reference.
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces maxicanos!
I need to stop scheduling everything on Tuesday morning.
Suggestions for the Well Dressed Orphan Part VII
Any more of these, and they’ll produce offspring looking like Tipo Degenerato.
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
The hangover from [F***] Columbus Day is the worst.
¡Hombres que no hablan una palabra de español!
Do you have any idea how long it took me to find that episode of COPS?
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
In a rush. Here’s the gif
The Ultimate October Surprise
You knew it was him the entire time.
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Damn. Shipping took a really long time
No Sleep Til Brooklyn
I have no regrets for this earworm.
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Back again.
Nevermind Your P’s and Q’s
Where we again get to look at the UK with a curious sense of dread, or is it dreadful curiosity?
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
I figured it out.
Eating Dogs
Because Cat Lives Matter
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Its that time of year
Not the Game for Weenies
Will Don Escape my stepping on his toes? Inquire within!
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Woo!
Toxic Emissions
Here we have an emission of gas.
¡Martes por la tarde! ¡Enlaces mexicanos!
I need a longer recovery day
Ackounting of A Time Amongst Savages: The first attempt to cash in on those “Rednecks in the Mist” articles.
Hats on ladies.
