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This has been kind of a terrible week for my bullshitting creative astrologically interpretative abilities. Which is doubly unfortunate since it's also goal-setting week at work. I keep trying to get enough sleep and failing. My doctor had me wear a sleep monitor last...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4-1ASpdT1Y Yes I know it's not the original. This week the skies are dominated by interactions with Venus. It starts off well enough, with Venus and the moon working their hawt magic over coupled individuals, but over the course of the...

Lily and Rustic start off the walk February wraps up with a whole lot of nothing stellar-wise. The most I can make out of what the sky is telling me is that it'll be an exciting (probably unpleasantly so) for Pisces. Which to be honest is the most boring sign out...

One of the many benefits of astrology not just its predictive ability but its advisory. Famously the practice of recommending days for the king to impregnate his heir-bearer, but also weddings, invasions, conferences and other events where you want luck to be with...

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I was so very, VERY tempted just to repost last week's column and take the rest of the week off. But that's not what you don't pay me for, so here's some stuff. I'll still be leaning heavily on the Bull Murray crutch however....

For those of you wondering where the Lily vids are, he're a couple things inhibiting the production of new images: The lack of frens at the park. In order for me to get pics/videos, she has to be doing something other than being focused on me. Unfortunately the owners...

The particular fatass in question is Jupiter retrograde who manages to get his oversized butt involved in pretty much everything this week.

Obvious choice is obvious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Q6n8yPzmw A couple decades back I realized how many micro-breaks there are over the course of the day. Walk from the desk to the grinder: the mind can think about something. The mind might be focused on the...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0 Sorry about that. Between the dead week, the weather and (maybe) reinstalling World of Warcraft I've been kind of slack in keeping up with my astrological duties. Having said that, there are a couple of days with interesting...

I haven't quite figured out how much stuff will get grabbed for the front page. So here's some song lyrics. There's glitter on the floor after the partyGirls carrying their shoes down in the lobbyCandle wax and Polaroids on the hardwood floorYou and me from the night...

Here's some text for the front page. I hope you enjoy it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Hrn2_LxDs It's remarkable how a complete piece of crap can be redeemed. A Christmas Miracle! This year, the skies are right for a happy, peaceful Christmas. The entire week is...

I met Ray Charles at the market yesterday. He was looking awfully blue.

I am still not sick of snow.

They have no respect for personal space.

And after the familial situations midweek, the end of the week sees high levels of conflict.

So this week the skies are dynamic, but in a coherent way. Remember all, this drama does NOT concern you (probably), so enjoy the show as some royal-type has a meltdown.

SCIENCE! is undefeated.

When the temperature drops, Lily’s energy level rises to compensate.

You’d think that with seven planets and twelve signs there’s be something to write about.

Nothing but the unvarnished astrological TRVTH here.

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