Iron Sky

Iron Sky

Moon Nazis make me hungry... Iron Sky I must announce a scheduling interruption! How could I possibly post anything else besides Iron Sky tonight? In real life we have astronauts orbiting around the dark side of the moon at this moment. There has never been a more...

Iron Sky

Stephen King’s The Shining

Eating my feelings about work Stephen King's The Shining What's this now? A different version of The Shining? And it's endorsed by Stephen King! How did you not know of this thing? Well, long story short, Stephen King did not like the super-famous adaptation of his...

Hello. My name is R.J. I am a Tulpa with extra cheese and sour cream.

Shakes the Clown

"TheĀ Citizen KaneĀ of alcoholic clown movies" - Betsy Sherman, The Boston Globe Shakes the Clown I could have SWORN I posted this before, but apparently I did not. Maybe we just had a long conversation about it, and the fact that Kathy Griffin went nuts. So thank you...

Heavy Metal

"I told you not to leave your laptop with that Biden kid!" Heavy Metal This film was a Canadian success story. It made $20 million on a budget of $9 million. Ivan Reitman produced it, it had lots of rewrites and had multiple studios do the animation. Also it had a ton...

Paul

Paul I saw some commentators on IMDB complaining that Paul was a "mainstream film," as if that was something forbidden to Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. I would say that even their first film, Shaun of the Dead was a very accessible film for audiences. It was far from...

Black Roses

This is one of the few films I have shown recently that bothered to do original poster art instead of just action headshots. Black Roses The Satanic Panic was a big deal in the 1980s. Quite honestly, probably with good reason. Look at what is going on now. Every...

Dave Made a Maze

Version 1.0.0 Dave Made a Maze Thank goodness I made a quick draft last week. I am swamped, this will be a very short post. I made it into new Stately R.J. Manor, set up most of the rooms, got strep throat and I really need rest. Enjoy your film! What's this about?...

Deadlier Than the Male

Deadlier Than the Male Bulldog Drummond was revitalized in the 60s to be a James Bond competitor which could potentially print money. Quite honestly, this movie turned out great. The goal was to make a recurring series, potentially a TV series as originally envisioned...

Curse of the Queerwolf

No! Glib Flicks and sh*t post! Double Feature! Curse of the Queerwolf Queen Kong What a fantastic evening for a double feature. Curse of the Queerwolf is by Mark Pirro from whom I previously posted The Deceased Won't Desist. That was very well received and according...

Ice Pirates

Ice Pirates When the world is a frozen tundra, what movie should I play? This was an old cable favorite that vanished for a while. Now it's back! This was the other space parody besides Spaceballs that got serious airplay. It's chock full of famous folks, has a plot,...

Fire and Ice

Fire and Ice The one thing I haven't done in four years is show animation. To honor our new President, who wants to Make America Great Again, I need to play some good old 'Murican animation! Something with some serious T&A for both sexes and most proclivities. How...

Shock Waves

All I asked for is one image of an underwater goose-stepping Nazi so I could make fun of Elon. Denied! Also, will you unban my X account please, Mr. Musk? I was just looking at funny cat videos, I promise... Shock Waves People have no concept of what a Nazi is...