Further Profiles in Toxic Masculinity — Douglas Munro

Further Profiles in Toxic Masculinity — Douglas Munro

Douglas Munro was born in Vancouver to an American father and a British mother, and his family moved to the United States when he was a child. Under the naturalization laws of the time, his mother had automatically gained U.S. citizenship when she married his father,...

Further Profiles in Toxic Masculinity — Welles Crowther

Further Profiles in Toxic Masculinity — Welles Crowther

Welles Crowther was born in 1977, the oldest of three kids.  From his youngest days, he worshiped his father Jefferson, a banker and longtime volunteer firefighter in the hamlet of Nyack, New York.  Jefferson had a habit of always carrying a clean handkerchief or...

Further Profiles in Toxic Masculinity — Mike Day

Further Profiles in Toxic Masculinity — Mike Day

If this title seems familiar to Old-Time Glibs, it's because it is. I reached out to Animal some time back and received his permission to revive this series. Some posts will be timely, others dug out from the archives of history. Most every one will describe men who...

Self-deprecation seems to be his thing, but he's not quite funny or clever enough to pull it off.

Critters Around the House, &cet

Anybody who's seen me on the weekend Zooms knows that I have a pond about forty feet from my back door. This being Florida, we have no shortage of frogs around the house during the rainy season. Plenty more live in the trees that surround the place on three sides....

Our Feline Friends &cet

A few years back, I was tired of being ignored by my wife and I's two old, irascible cats. So I decided to acquire a male cat, which I'd heard was more likely to be affectionate and hang out with his person. Through pure happenstance and dumb luck, I blundered into...

New Orleans &cet

So it turns out that New Orleans has a pub crawl (not that it needs one). This particular street has law firms at either end, with seven bars in between. You pick up a card at Fleesum & Tick, get a square checked off when you have a cocktail at each bar, present...

History Lesson, &cet

Sometime in the mid-nineteenth century, King Ferdinand II of the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies decided to go on safari in Africa. He killed a lion, an eland, and a hippopotamus, keeping the mounted heads for himself, and awarding the skins to three of his squires back...

Man Overboard

On a moonless night some years ago, my friend Carlton Proulx jumped without warning from a speeding boat into a dark saltwater bay–outrageous behavior that I might have applauded had it not been my boat, my liability insurance, and my Coast Guard captain’s license...

One Little Town, Two Big Christmas Songs

Ocala, Florida wasn’t known for much back in the 1950s.  No real natural resources if you don’t count the National Forest east of town, and while Silver Springs drew in some intrepid tourists back around the turn of the century, the attraction and its glass-bottomed boats weren’t exactly making the town a vacation destination.