“Remember when we had women in The Oval Office all the time? Remember Pie?” the hair asked. “No, not really,” the hat said. “But there’s Natalie. She’s in here all the time.” “I was told to never talk about Natalie,” the hair said. “What? Who told you that?” The hair...
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“You know how Hunter talks to a huge chunk of crack, and then talks back to himself in that creepy chirpy voice?” the hair asked in the gloomy confines of the Presidential Wig Vault. “I’m trying to sleep here,” the hat replied. “Well, what if Donald is doing the same...
Recognize your age
Taco Party
The post created without the use of AI.
Jurisprudence
My heart’s in overdrive and you’re behind the steering wheel
ripped from the headlines and other places
you told me about nowhere
rowr
it’s pointless to be high ’cause it’s such a long way down
Twice as cloudy as I’d been the night before
every step I take takes me further from heaven
i like faking persuasion
Trapped in the state of imaginary grace
He loves to love you, baby.
DESERT SMITH
Trans Day of Visibility
Of cemetery things
Nothing good ever happens after 2 am. Unless you have more ‘shrooms.
Compersion
my only weakness is a list of crimes… nevermind, nevermind
the substance substitutes love and affection
No, it’s not a rug.