The party sounded terrible, but I let Mike talk me into it over the phone. I imagined his face: square jaw, square head, and huge square glasses. I hadn't talked to Mike since high school and we didn't part on the best of terms. He probably heard about Jennifer and...
So how is SugarFree's life going right now? The pic sums it up pretty well. Who is Aaron Rose Philip, the first African-American transgender model with cerebral palsy to attend the 2026 Met Gala? Aaron Rose Philip made history at the 2026 Met Gala, becoming the first...
“I love being hated,” the hat said. “The retarded parts of the country hate me. They should. I’d kill them all if I could.” “They hate Donald too,” the hair said sleepily. “It’s good to be hated by bad people,” the hat said. “I want to bathe in their agony and...
Torches and Pitchforks
COOKIES
COME OUT AND PLAY-AY!
Continuity
BRAAAINS…
vote or die
Oswald and his sister are doing it again.
DARK BRANDON RISES
That goes to show
How little you know
Everything’s alright when I’m alone with you
THROBBING BIOLOGICAL URGES
I see her catch my eye and give me a secret smile
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
I tried to fake it
Yar!
I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of
Lawfare
It’s the motion of the ocean.
“I cannot think of the deep sea without shuddering at the nameless things that may at this very moment be crawling and floundering on its slimy bed…”
Canon
The blue of your eyes was infinite
Can Kwanzaa-Bot create a feast so lavish, not even He could eat it all?