“Now no one can ever burn an American flag again!” Donald said as he signed the Executive Order with a flourish. “Womp womp,” the hat said. “It will never stand up in court,” the hair said. “Not the point,” the hat said, “It’s to get commie fuckos to start burning the...
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“Bear witness!” the hat said grandly as Donald opened the vault. “Yay, a bunch of hats,’ the hair said with all the enthusiasm of roadkill. “Be ye not afraid!” the hat said to the assembled world leaders. They all ignored him. “BE YE NOT AFRAID!” the hat said....
She seems to have a will of her own.
47%
Hot soup boils in the wretched spoils of the clock collector’s clique
“The only saving grace of the present is that it’s too damned stupid to question the past very closely.”
–H. P. Lovecraft
Acquittal Eve: A Holy Day For Hats
“Call Me,” she wrote in the dust on his trunk.
“And it’s true we named our children after towns that we’ve never been to.”
Effervescence
I kissed your lips and I tasted blood.
Tulsi’s conservative wolf boob bonanza
The things we accept and those we do not.
The bed ate his hands. HIS HANDS!
Forester Ultimate Customised Kit Special
“I’ve got too much energy to switch off my mind.”
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 142.5
COOK-NAMI!
The last mile’s the hardest mile.
SugarFree ruins Christmas.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 141.5
(Joemala: Episode 3)
Yes, the quoted parts are all real.
“Don’t tell them Ybor City almost killed us again.”
“The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.”
– H. P. Lovecraft
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 139.5
“MR. PRESIDENT!”