“I love being hated,” the hat said. “The retarded parts of the country hate me. They should. I’d kill them all if I could.” “They hate Donald too,” the hair said sleepily. “It’s good to be hated by bad people,” the hat said. “I want to bathe in their agony and...
“They tried to kill me!” the hat screamed in the Presidential Beast as he and Donald and the hair drove back to the White House. “He tried to kill all three of us,” the hair said. His voice was shaky and tired. “Butler, the golf course, and now this shit!” “It took a...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n7eNFj_9Vk "Grill me, broil me, sear me on a griddle. I have such sights to show you! MEAT SIGHTS!" "I don't care that it's black as long as it looks classy. It looks classy, right? I'm going to fuck Dick Cheney with it." My Dad Used...
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 96
That was no white-power hand signal at the Kavanaugh hearing, Zina Bash’s husband says Donald lay across this desk, tracing the cracks in the Oval Office ceiling with his finger. “Look at that one,” he said to the hat. “See, it looks like a wheel barrel.” “A...
Donald Trump Is Not Attending John McCain's Washington D.C. Funeral “Why can’t I go to the funeral?” Donald whined. He was sitting on the Presidential Shitter and watching Fox and Friends. “John didn’t want you at the funeral,” the hair said. “Why not?” Donald...
Slip Into Silent Slumber
“Omarosa, my sweet dark berry…” Donald whispered. “She recorded you, Donald,” the hat said in a low Iago hiss. “Maybe she just wanted to hear my voice again,” Donald said. “Recorded, Donald, like with a machine,” the hat said. “She tried to Nixon you, bro.”...
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The answer to the question “Is this candy paleo?”
Trump's Europe trip: Where he's going on his 7-day visit with NATO allies and Putin “I hate Europe,” Donald moaned as his limo inched its way through a throng of people cheerily ringing the bells on their twee bicycles. “I hate it, I hate the people, I hate the food,...
Trump Interviews 4 Supreme Court Prospects in Rush to Name Replacement “OK, OK,” Donald said, “Let’s get started.” He waved his guests to the seven chairs lined up in front of the Oval Office desk. “Brett, you take that first chair, and then Amy, then Raymond--I'm...
Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 21
Sarah Sanders, Raj Shah planning to depart the White House “Sarah might be leaving!” the hair said, reading off an iPad bolted to the wall. He was perched on the back of the Presidential Shitter, right under the sign that said “Presidential Shitter: Presidents ONLY!”...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 82
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 81
A Teaching Moment
This is, like, some Double-Oh Seven shit up in here.