The shit-fit over The Colbert Show being cancelled pleases SugarFree. The audience for his whiny bullshit anti-humor is literally dying off. He was losing CBS $40,000,000 a year. The real issue is why wasn't he cancelled before now. The conspiracy theory I'm going...
“I love you so much,” Cracky whispered to Hunter, bright eyes piercing, begging to be smoked. “I love you too, Cracky,” Hunter whispered back. He was in his filthy room in his father’s Delaware mansion, in soiled underwear, half-eaten bowls of ramen rotting...
Very close to the perfect Hit&Run thread. It is the thread that convinced me to join it. When you've never read it, note that Viking Moose keep posting on it for years, so only the posts label as "19 years go" are original to the thread.Your Tears Are So Yummy and...
Agent DEEP COVER closed the door behind her with a soft click and approached the toupee vault in stockinged feet. She shook a small aerosol can and sprayed it in the air in front of her, revealing a tangle of laser beams. She contorted her body to duck between them,...
“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TWEET?!?” the hair demanded as the ponderous door of the White House toupee vault finally closed, magnetic bolts firing home loudly. “His phone was just lying around,” the hat said smugly. “So you just tweet whatever?” the hair asked. “Obama...
The wizened Grand Vizier of THE DEEP STATE brooded over his breakroom coffee and stale Danish, casting narrowed eyes at his assembled department heads, daring one of them to be the first to speak. He whipped his head toward a faint, embarrassed cough. “Yes, Q1?” he...
“Career Bureaucrats” just doesn’t sound sufficiently paranoid
“I pledge allegiance to this array of insanity, destruction and decay”
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 36.5