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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 71

“You really need to stop reading that, you know,” the hair said calmly. “It’s just going to get you upset.”...

“‘Gas Killing Animal?’” the hair asked. “Will everyone know that’s Assad?” “Of course they will,” the hat...

“BOLTON! BOLTON! BOLTON!” the hat chanted. “We’re bringing the glory years of George the 2nd back,...

“Joe Biden? I’ll fucking fight Joe Biden!” Donald screamed into his phone. “Oh, Christ,” his hair said....

‘Well, he is a sleeping son of bitch,” the hat bellowed into the speakerphone. His Donald impression was...

“HOPE!” the hat moaned, misery rampant through his stitched structure and fabric frame. He was drunk and dark...

“I want doubles,” Donald said. “Rocketman has doubles, Vlad has doubles. I want lookalikes so I can get out...

“The State of our Union is STRONG!” Donald said into his bedroom mirror. “OK,” the hat said, “but make...

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