“Where are we?” Joe asked Dr. Jill Wife Lady. “Buffalo, New York,” she hissed. “Look sad.” “Why?” he...

  Karine’s nostrils flared as she stepped into the Oval Office. This was the real Oval Office, she...

  Kaylieburrow coughed loudly. And then again when no one looked up from their phone. “You’re not sick,”...

  “So I’m not going to be President?” Kamala asked, her unused ducts straining to produce tears. “Joe...

  “I’m gonna be President!” Kamala sang as she lumbered around the office in a grotesque parody of human...

  The lights and sounds and press of people hit Joe like a mail truck. “Barry is here? Barry?” he asked...

  “I’ll hit him with a left, he won’t see that coming, and then an uppercut with the right!” Joe said,...

  “This feels wrong,” she said to the lump of slack flesh and veins in the bed next to her. “It’s for...

  “Do you think I’d make a pretty First Lady?” Joe asked. Jen and Finnegan looked at each other, mildly...

It had been a rough day. They were all rough days, but today particularly so. She took a drag from the...