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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 193

“Iowa and New Hampshire are ours!” the hat bellowed, drunk on Skinny Girl vodka and unflavored White...

by CPRM | Jan 17, 2024 | Hat and Hair

Remember the whole Trump steaks thing? Why isn't he selling Trump steaks to pay for his re-election? This is...

“The college kids are now mad about Yemen,” Kamala said to Karine. “What’s a Yemen?” Joe asked....

by CPRM | Jan 10, 2024 | Hat and Hair

We are now in the doldrums of what broadcast TV considers the unimportant time. Sweeps are what matters! What...

“I will never go to prison,” Donald said darkly, his red face edging into stroke territory. “Never. I...

“Joe, I want to tell you something,” Kamala said, climbing onto his desk to sit with a settling whomp....

by CPRM | Dec 27, 2023 | Hat and Hair

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Note: This is a revised version of last year's story. I fixed a few typos and added some updated references....

by CPRM | Dec 20, 2023 | Hat and Hair

In Biden's America Santa is banned from giving out coal! That's why kids are all brats these days. I have...

by SugarFree | Dec 20, 2023 | Joemala

“Whatever,” Hunter said. “I mean, at this point, who hasn’t had anal in the Senate? Have you seen...