“Send me over there,” Hunter said lazily. “I’ll sort out the whole Israel stuff in like, I dunno,...
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“Send me over there,” Hunter said lazily. “I’ll sort out the whole Israel stuff in like, I dunno,...
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“MCCARTNEY!” Fetterlump cried as he burst into The Oval Office. He stood, hunched, underbite jutting,...
RICHARD I was rooting around inside my shed and found a book my father sent me some time ago The Dark Tower:...
“BOOBERT!” Fetterlump cried into the night. “BOOOOOBERT!” “You should never have shown him that video!”...
“PROTECC JOE!” Fetterlump bellowed as he crashed through the door to the Oval Office. He scooped Joe...
“I can feel the COVIDs in me,” Joe said. “It’s like bugs are running around in my insides.” He was...
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“Cracky?” Hunter called, “Where are you, buddy?” “I’m in here! I’m in here!” Cracky cried. Hunter...
Tony’s motorized palanquin putt-putted into the Oval Office, the red-lit dome on the top revolving...