“I gots the COVIDs,” Joe said, sweating under a pile of blankets, in his virus bunker. “No, you...
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 175
“I will never concede,” Donald said from under his desk. “I will never give up this Office or this...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 174
“I knew they would steal it from me,” Donald fumed. “I knew it.” “They are still counting the votes,...
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You bring the fire axe down on the padlock of the rolling door as hard as you can. You strike the body of the...
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Alone now in the wilds of suburban Connecticut, you ditch your weapons and vest in a nearby dumpster and run....
Choose Your Own Adventure: The Terrible Secret of the Mail-In Ballots
WARNING!!!! Do not read this book straight through from beginning to end! These pages contain many...
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As you walk down the left tunnel, the voice comes one more time, faint and fading, “Kyle…” You break out into...
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You use the fire axe to pry off the boards across the door and set them aside. The squeaking of the nails as...
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The door to the Presidential Emergency Shelter is plastered with stickers: FALLOUT SHELTER BIOHAZARD SHELTER...
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You stand and say, as loudly as you can, “HILLARY CLINTON! WHERE ARE YOUR EMAILS?!” She turns and hisses like...