“You have to prepare for the debate, Donald,” the hair said. “What prepare? I don’t need to prepare....

  “What’s so wrong with kissing a man?” Donald asked. “I was at a rally, I’m immune to the China Virus...

  “I knew I was stronger than this, that I could beat this, that no China Virus could take me out,”...

  “Where are they?” the hair asked fretfully. “How should I know?” the hat snapped. “They’ve always been...

“‘Clown!’” Donald said. “He called me a ‘clown!’” Donald kicked off his huge floppy shoes and dropped his red...

  “But why now?” Huma asked. “Grandmother has been dead for months.” “It’s a trap and Donald stumbled...

“I have brought peace to the Middle East. I have healed a wound in the psyche of the world. I will win the...