“Does the Epstein List even exist?” the hair asked. “I’m not sure anyone knows,” the hat said. “I said I...
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“Does the Epstein List even exist?” the hair asked. “I’m not sure anyone knows,” the hat said. “I said I...
My Senior Quote for Yearbook was supposed to be "I Love To Eat Chinese, But I Won't Touch The Food". The...
“Rubio is next,” Donald said, “He’s got to go.” “Hey, hey, ho, ho,” the hat chanted. “I don’t like the way he...
Though this may not still be seasonal when this is posted (if it's posted), I know the editors were looking...
In 2023 there was yet another 'Bank Crisis' and yet again the feds' plan was a bailout. That is when this...
“Fucking Massie,” Donald rumbled, his bald head cool in the summer morning. “He’s a libertarian,” the hat...
https://youtu.be/kp_hzm1BmYs?si=cGYgQ-2bMaMyhSR5 Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill Youtube...
“It’s horrible, it’s terrible, and most of all it’s just a goddamn shame,” the hat said. “I know, I know,”...
Something I learned from Sugarfree: The button on the top of a baseball cap is sometimes called a Squatchee....
“We’re at war, we’re at war!” the hat squealed happily. He made whooshing jet plane noises for a full thirty...