Satire | Glibertarians

Pandemic Forces Antifa to Drop Masks and Don Pointy, White Hoods

by Derpetologist | Apr 28, 2020 | Satire

PORTLAND - "It was a tough decision, but it had to be made," said Comrade Rainbow Manatee, an Antifa group...

by Derpetologist | Apr 20, 2020 | Satire

STOCKHOLM - Thunberg spoke about the possible deal at a press conference. "These past few weeks have been...

by Derpetologist | Apr 14, 2020 | Satire

WASHINGTON DC - Trump invited select members of the press, mainly reporters from Weekly World News, to the...

WASHINGTON - Tragedy struck yesterday as the world's reserve currency was rushed to the ICU. Outside the...

A week had passed since her fateful run-in with Charlie and the Scientist, but the shock had still not worn...

Jill Biden strode to the hook-hung pig carcass, barefoot in her compression shorts and sports bra. She...

by Derpetologist | Mar 5, 2020 | Satire

MIAMI - Controversy erupted as Democratic presidential hopeful Sanders seemingly praised murderous communist...

by Derpetologist | Feb 19, 2020 | Satire

DUBLIN - Held in honor of James Joyce, the Gibberish Olympics bring together the world's greatest...

Episode 4 "Ms. Warren, you've always fought for the little guy, what will you do as President to continue to...

by Derpetologist | Feb 11, 2020 | Satire

China Denies Weaponizing Virus No One Has Heard Of BEIJING - A spokesman from the Chinese Ministry of Foreign...