“Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted with manic glee. “Who?” Donald...
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“Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted with manic glee. “Who?” Donald...
In December of 1997, the anthrax vaccine manufacturer was shut down and could not manufacture anything...
One Week “Backyard,” I bark. “Backyard, backyard.” The gate bangs against the post again and again. I...
“Nothing is ever good enough for these fuckers, you know?” the hat asked the hair. “Hmm,” the hair...
“Facebook?” the hair asked. “Of course,” the hat replied. “CNN?” “Yes, of course.” “Google? Apple?...
Mary PENDERGAST (FDA): As I indicated to you, it was not the type or quantity of information we would have...
The summer of 1984, at a sleep-away camp in the Tennessee mountains, the counselors--earnest,...
Hillary’s stomach rumbled and she growled, “I hunger,” in the dark confines of the limousine. “We’re...
“Are you ready?’ Justin and I collected our paperwork. I had defended Marines and sailors facing a lot more...
“You’ve got to stop tweeting,” the hair said. The air in the Oval Office had gone hot and acrid. The...