“Nobody disobeys my orders,” Donald said. There was no one in the Oval Office to hear him. The hat and...

Bernie Sanders, at Fox News Town Hall, Says His Wealth Isn’t the ‘American Dream’   “Comity,” said...

Joe Biden, in Video, Says He Will Be ‘More Mindful’ of Personal Space   “Have fun with that, Joe,”...

  “What is he tweeting? What is he tweeting?” the hat asked the jizzal void of the tunnel system under...

Mueller Madness!   “My lumps, my lumps, my lovely lady lumps,” Sarah sang to herself as she walked into...

    “Why are we doing this?” the hair asked. “Because Donald asked us to,” the hat replied. They...

Nancy Pelosi on Impeaching Trump: ‘He’s Just Not Worth It’   “They will never impeach me,” Donald said....

How I felt watching Trump hug our flag “I will now tell you the words of our grandmother,” Hillary said...

  “Why would you make me go to a country that has so few McDonald’s locations?” Donald moaned, leaning...