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Subaru Horror Theater, Vol. 8: Call of the Road
“What are we doing second?” his wife asked again. “Can you give me a minute, sweetheart?” he asked from...
Subaru Horror Theater, Vol. 7: Never Too Early
“Rise,” she told the ocean. They had crisscrossed the continent in their battered Subaru while she was...
Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 6. – Making Memories
I stood by the box of mementos I had pulled out of the old Subaru for a long time after Jenny drove...
Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 5: Trying New Things
Note: The YouTube link for this commercial went dead, but you can watch it at the following address:...
Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 3-4: Forever Young and Subaru Heaven
Forever Young They walked out of the surf together, laughing. “Don’t tell your grandmother about...
Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 2 – The Road Less Traveled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4QMpok3rDc “Why did you have sleeping bags in the back if we were just going...
Subaru Horror Theatre, Vol. 1: Memory Lane
As many people have pointed out, this Subaru commercial is basically the set-up for a horror film. Blind old...