Subaru Horror Theatre | Glibertarians

Subaru Horror Theater Vol, 10: Dream Big

“Push her,” her father said. “Daaaaaad,” Emily said. “Don’t even joke about that.” “Push her off the...

"I'm so glad he finally agreed to a threesome," he whispered into her ear. "Where did you pack the peanut...

“What are we doing second?” his wife asked again. “Can you give me a minute, sweetheart?” he asked from...

“Rise,” she told the ocean. They had crisscrossed the continent in their battered Subaru while she was...

I stood by the box of mementos I had pulled out of the old Subaru for a long time after Jenny drove...

Note: The YouTube link for this commercial went dead, but you can watch it at the following address:...

Forever Young They walked out of the surf together, laughing. “Don’t tell your grandmother about...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4QMpok3rDc “Why did you have sleeping bags in the back if we were just going...

As many people have pointed out, this Subaru commercial is basically the set-up for a horror film. Blind old...