Hey, I’m back again. What’s up? Y’all can look up birthdays on your own. I’m here to link stories and chew bubblegum this morning, and I am all out of bubble gum.

Maybe I’m wrong on this, but didn’t open enrollment just close like, 4-5 weeks ago? Is there anyone who hasn’t had a qualifying event that suddenly wants to pay for health insurance? I mean, maybe some redditors.

Somehow, the Dems are going to elevate Ron DeSantis, the most meh governor of Florida during my residency (which included such firebrands as Bob Graham and Jeb!) into a presidential candidate by exhibiting a basic executive competence.

Warm up your boats for tragic firearm losses.

Once Matt Taibbi stopped writing for the Rolling Stone, he got a lot less partisan.