Not sure there’s any sports worth reporting on this morning. If there is, I sure can’t find it.


If you’re born on this day, you share it with General DouglasMacArthur, automotive engineer Bindo Maserati, gangster Frank Costello, communist dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, actor Paul Newman, baseball player and actor Bob Uecker, rock guitarist Eddie Van Halen, tv personality Ellen DeGeneres, hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, and…that’s pretty much it. A top-heavy day today.

Anyway, let us move on to…the links!

Come on, India. Get your shit together. Seriously, what the fucking fuck?

I agree. It’s a scam.

Guess who will ultimately pay for this? If you said “the consumers who are forced to use SoCal Edison because California imposes a monopoly”, you’d be right. Although you wouldn’t win anything because I’m cheap and lazy.

I really don’t know who to cheer for here. Ooh, I know. I’ll cheer for none of them because everybody in the story is an asshole.

Lol, this is hilarious. Being rich is no guarantee of intelligence. Also, these dumbasses should have just flown to a private airport in the US and gotten vaccinated nearby without all the red tape.

Slimy fucks.

Man, that’s an awful lot of “professional services”. Also, in what universe would $75m have been an ok amount to keep his job but $148m not be? He’d have still even paying $75m to a child sex peddler.

Let me put your fears to rest: they are falling behind. And it’s the union that’s doing it to them. Now, go do something about it.

This should surprise nobody. California government couldn’t run a freaking lemonade stand.

Man, I feel bad for this dickhead’s kids. But I don’t feel sorry for him. He sounds like a complete asshole.

Here’s a solid musical selection. Hope you enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day, dear friends!