So Christmas falls on Shabbos this year, apparently. And it’s just a week from now. This would be a PERFECT time to go shopping… except for the idiot mask shit from our governess. Several of the surrounding counties have announced that they can’t possibly spare the manpower to enforce it. Our county is awaiting guidance (theoretically) from the Health Department, which is like one guy. He is wisely keeping quiet- the county legislature met last week to get a report from him and he didn’t show up. They all sighed with relief and adjourned. Maybe there is a small corner of sanity in this work.

What’s not sane? Yep, birthdays, totally irrational. But today’s include a guy who was ratioed; a guy who showed the Kennedys what’s what; a short story master who was amazingly prescient; the patron saint of the New York Times; truly the most maligned baseball player of all time; the true father of radio; the guy who gave Sun Ra his start; a jaunty sort of fellow; million dollar legs; someone who, surrounded by pieces of shit, managed to be the vilest piece of shit; a hero to SP, Spud, and me; a guy who will outlive Twinkies; a wise guy who makes stupidly mediocre movies; a guy who is a vastly underrated actor; some chick who’s famous, but I wouldn’t recognize her or any of her songs; and a chick who has parlayed “vacant and self-obsessed” to an empire.

Links are next.

 

A long read, but worth it. It’s hard to decide which action of W Bush was his most horrible one, but I’d nominate the creation of DHS. 

 

Covfefe. Impeach!

 

NY tries to out-idiot CA.

 

Evil garden gnome is evil. And our governess, may she fry in Hell, is right behind him.

 

Speaking of our governess, the Fuck You Kathy is spreading.

 

Return to monke.

 

This is a good article, but the photographer should be charged with Second Degree Felonious Cliché. 

 

Old Guy Music is perfect for these surrealistic times.