Staying alive in Miami

The Dolphins stayed alive in the playoff hunt. The Saints are done.  College teams are playing musical chairs to fill bowl slots. I understand the NBA is still playing, but I couldn’t care less. Hockey is still on hold. And they’re playing soccer in Europe when they can fill out teams. ManUre drew with Newcastle yesterday in an entertainingly sloppy affair.  Several games on tap today.  And that’s sports.

Gotta spin that headline, don’t you? Can’t you just say how rough they’ve got it without lying? Because I can very much assure you these size typhoons have been happening on and off since the planet formed.

Tis the season

And if you thought that headline was absurd, wait til you read this one! “An unusual year off”. Sure thing, pal. Sure thing.

No, the taxpayers are going to lose. At least get that part right.  Also, this is how civil trials work, like it or not.

They keep changing this, which makes me believe they have no idea what they’re doing. Of course I’ve believed that all along.  So I’ll just be happy it’s going down.

Idiot cops

“That’ll keep the roads safe!” Bunch of fucking idiots chasing this kid.I hope every single one involved loses their job.

Well, they’re right. Either he’s completely incompetent or he lied.  Just kidding, it’s both.

Now if only they’d give “civilians” the same ability to carry when they want. This couldn’t become so common that criminals might give pause before robbing people.

That’s one hell of a storm. I hope everybody stays safe.

LOL, this is just absolutely retarded. So of course I had to share it. Yo want to take afternoons off? Find a job that lets you. Problem solved.

OK, those links were just dreadful.  Sorry about that. So let me make it up to you. Hope that helps, friends.

Now go out there and have a great day!