This is why I avoid ever going into a church. No good will come of it.

Banjos is busy filming the remake of The Wizard of Oz; she’s one of the Lullaby League. It’s a nice gig if you can get it. So I’m filling in. And saving the fun Tales Of The Woke for my regular slot tomorrow.

Some days are just shit for birthdays, and today is one of them. But there’s a few marginal ones, including a guy who was Castro before it was cool; a pioneer of shitty cars; some guy who was choppin’ real good like; a guy whose art inspired Peter North; a guy I always confuse with Bent Fabric; a guy who is as smarmy as Tom Hanks; a throwback to the halcyon days of bush; and the fiftieth second coming of Hitler.

Maybe Links will be more interesting?

 

Why does anyone give a shit? Have they run this short on Crimethinkers?

 

Judges duel over child abuse.

 

Another judge shows that “l’etat, c’est moi.”

 

INSUFFICIENT PANIC!

 

See, this is how you do panic.

 

I was assured that serial killers are always white.

 

Seems like a natural spot for me.

 

More support for my hypothesis that Gen Z was created to make Millennials look good.

 

If you’re not in the mood for drinking at the moment, this will change that.