Daylight savings time morning is worse than a hangover. Not sure if I’m going to have a beer for breakfast, but if I do I’ll have one more for dessert. Now I want fried chicken.

Tell me again how we have the most fair and serious elections. If my boss did that to me, my first dump would be on her desk.

What is the world coming to when future Army officers can’t blow off some steam on Spring Break without getting a fentanyl overdose.

Florida has all the time in the world to fight the culture wars, but they never got around to this? I’m not sure I support additional penalties besides the obvious civil liability for condo boards failing to undertake structural repairs in a timely manner, but surely, “we just kinda never got around to it” is lame.

Huh. I got nothin’ on this, except that damn. I still make Heaven’s Gate cult jokes and its been 25 years.

I need something to wakeup, how about a little crunchy modern century pop