Nolan Ryan wouldn’t have let the manager do this.

The Dodgers manager is a giant dick. How do you pull a guy with a perfect game into the 8th inning? Especially a guy getting late into his career? Let him sit his next start if you have to, but let him chase that perfect game. That’s all I’m gonna say about the baseball. Meanwhile, across the pond, Liverpool and Benfica played to an incredibly entertaining 3-3 draw which moved Liverpool into the UCL semifinals. They’ll face Villareal. In the other semifinal, Athletico did was Athletico does: play dirty as shit when behind. That match ended in a 0-0 draw with some extra fireworks on and off the field. Man City advances to face the bigger team from Madrid in the other semifinal. Those start in a couple weeks. And that’s sports.

It could go either way.

Oh boy…here we go. I can’t wait to see the think pieces on this today lamenting that he might make the platform more open. But at that pice, a shareholder would be a fool not to seriously consider it. We’ll see what happens.

He died doing what he loved: being a dumbass.

This is gonna result in some violence. Unfortunately it will be directed at local businesses instead of the police headquarters.

Read all this now while you can. Because it’ll be memory-holed pretty quickly. You know why.

Enabling dumbass.

Oh my God…it’s a miracle! Two women conceived a baby together? Twice? ::reads article:: Oh, that’s not accurate at all. Nice work, ACLU. You bunch of dumb fucks.

“And we base this decision on nothing scientific whatsoever”. No, they didn’t say that. But it’s true.

No good deed goes unpunished. Especially in a shithole like that place.

Of course she’s defending them. Because she’s a fucking moron. And she’s also probably in on the shenanigans.  Because she’s a fucking moron. Houston, you should be ashamed of yourselves electing this nitwit.

I’ll call this the “new” song. It’s such a happy, fun tune. And I’ll call this one the “old” one. And yes, I know it’s not that much older. It was a trick so you’d think I was playing one of their early classics. Anyway, hope you enjoy them both. I absolutely will.

As for enjoyment, that sounds like a good thing to do on this Thursday. So go do it, friends.