My Wife Made a Drunken “Joke” About My Size. I’m Not Over It

Dear How to Do It,

My wife and I have been married 19 years. Last week she came home from girls night out pretty drunk. She climbed into bed and tried to initiate sex while I was asleep. She started kissing my hand and fingers. Each kiss was becoming more and more arousing. And then it took a really weird and painful turn: Out of nowhere, she bit my finger. Hard. And wouldn’t let go. Then she started laughing and said, “You’re so tiny.”

Run, bro. She gonna bite your dick off!

 

Gov. Youngkin proposes banning sales of Delta 8-THC in Virginia

NORFOLK, Va. – Gov. Youngkin has proposed banning sales of Delta 8-THC hemp products in Virginia.

Youngkin made the recommendation to a bill passed by the General Assembly that puts more restrictions on hemp derived products.

These products are in the form of vapes and edibles and are sold at many CBD and vape shops in Virginia. They give users a buzz, but not as strong as one from regular marijuana.

“Delta-8 is in fact basically marijuana and marijuana is prohibited from being sold right now. There’s not a market, so this was a good clarifying amendment in order to treat Delta-8 along with Delta-9 in the same category, while preserving all the access for CBD products,” Youngkin told News 3 on Tuesday morning.

Youngkin also has proposed limiting the sales of CBD to people 21 and older.

 

They always let us down in the end. Can’t you just stick to grinding down the teacher’s union, bro?

 

Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public

Chloe Thompson, 42, was caught rubbing herself on a public wheelie bin before using a sex toy on herself in an alley in Middlesbrough, Teesside, on August 13 last year.

A couple shouted at her and she ran away.

On the same day, she exposed herself on the street where she lives and thrust her hips into a fence.

A witness said Thompson looked at her and the group she was with ‘as if Thompson wanted them to notice her’.

Once she was inside her house, she exposed her bum and thrust against her window – which three children saw as they were in a car driving past.

Thompson was already on the sex offenders’ register before she had come out as trans when she was legally named Andrew McNab.

She has 17 convictions for 22 offences, including sexually assaulting an underage girl in 2011.

Before Thompson’s most recent crimes, she had to appear in court last May for opening a TikTok account without informing the police.

This was something she had to do according to the 10-year notification requirement imposed on her after the sexual assault case.

It was at this point the authorities discovered she had changed her name by deed poll – a legal document expressing an intention. Thompson was handed a suspended sentence for breaching the order.

Teesside Crown Court was supposed to sentence her on Tuesday but the judge said he wanted to first investigate if ‘structures can be in place to protect the public from such behaviour’ if he decided to suspend Thompson’s jail sentence.

 

I just wanted to know more about the wheelie bin and The Metro let me down, bro.

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