SEA SMITH HAPPY BE HERE. HE HAVE STURGEON IN POCKET TOO. HAHAHAHA! HE DECIDE HELP COUSIN STEVE SMITH GIVE ADVICE TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS. HE DECIDE GIVE BETTER ADVICE THAN MISS MANNERS. HER NOT GOOD AS SEA SMITH AT ADVICESES.
Q: I’ve been living life for other people for the last 20-something years. I’ve decided to take a risk and sell everything to move to a bigger city. I’ve always taken care of my family and friends, but I’m doing this for me.
A: YOU VERY SILLY HOOMAN. YOU GO ALREADY IN NEW PLACE! HOW THEM CONVINCE YOU STAY IN PLACE YOU NO LIVE? TELL THEM “HI SUCKAS! I GHOSTED…LIVE IN NEW CITY NOW. BYE.”
COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!
STEVE SMITH ALSO HAPPY SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIANS. HIM GIVE GOODEST ADVICES. HIM MUCH BETTER THAN “DEAR ABBY” HOOMAN. SEE WHAT STEVE SMITH MEAN:
Q: I took a DNA test seven months ago. It came back that the man who raised me is not my biological father. My heart dropped, but I decided to meet my real dad. We have formed a relationship, mostly a good one, and I introduce him as my dad now. My problem is, we hardly know each other or how we react to things.
My mother and I don’t get along these days because she hid this secret from me for 25 years. Also, I mostly just wanted to go over to his house because my three little siblings are there, and I actually feel like we’re a family. What do you think, Abby? Am I too clingy? Is it understandable? How do I explain to him that I need to see them more? If he tells me no, how do I handle that?
A: YOU VERY SILLY. NO BE SO CLINGY AND WHINY! YOU ALSO NO GRATEFUL TO MAN WHO RAISE YOU?! STEVE SMITH THINK YOU NEED ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT. STEVE SMITH HAVE JUST THING FOR YOU…