Put it in The Louvre

Colorado advanced to the Stanley Cup Finals after sweeping Edmonton out of the Campbell Conference Finals.  The Wales Conference is yet to be determined and game 4 is tonight with the Rangers up 2-1.  The WCWS final is set. Nobody cares. The mens CWS Super-regionals will be set today, I think. I don’t know what else is going on, aside from this. I’m glad it’s back. And the people over there are weird, to say the least. Anyway, that’s it for sports.

I won’t hold my breath. Are these people responsible for the lawlessness? To a certain degree, yes. But voters there don’t seem ready to go in a different direction even though they pay a shitload in taxes and aren’t getting much in return. We shall see.

It’s as if ConAir and The Fugitive never existed. The lesson to be learned from both those classics is that you do not transfer inmates ever.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, what?

It will be a dinner. There will be food. Food. People will eat the food. Food. Some may give speeches. Speeches with words. Words the people will hear. And food. The dinner will be about food. And people. But food.

That thing could go off at any minute! This guy makes Billy Carter look like Mother Theresa. Although both appear to be or have been in the pocket of foreign interests.

Second verse, same as the first. But this ain’t Herman’s Hermits. This is the real world. And…surprise!…this stupid shit won’t do a thing again.

I want this so bad!

I had no idea this was even happening. Also, was it an upright console or a tabletop edition? Because those tabletops are worth a shitload of money and I’d love to find an authentic one. But I digress.

God forbid they’d look to the west. There’s a whole giant ocean out there and desalinization plants work. But your state is too fucking stupid to let someone build one.

I wish this was surprising. But it’s not.  Why? because they’re not held accountable, that’s why.

Here you go. What an amazing voice. And here’s one that gets a lot less play than it should. Funky.

And on that note, I bid you adieu. Go have a wonderful day, dear friends.