Adios, ketchup.

The Steelers have renamed their stadium. (And the new name is terrible.) Malkin is a free agent. It’s British Open Week. The DOJ is looking into the PGA’s treatment of LIV players. And that’s pretty much it for sports today.

Pay attention to me! How dare you comment on how I look! Sorry, sweetie, but you can’t have it both ways.  You want to show your tits and ass in public then post it online, you better be prepared for people who don’t like to to comment as well. Either way, she got what she wanted: publicity.

These dumb bastards. You don’t drive through a checkpoint. You just cross in the desert and find a road.

Shinzo Abe was laid to rest. He was a good guy. Such a shame.

Racist a-hole.

Mmm…tacos. Of course I didn’t see anything about this racist insult from the first three places I get links from.

Damn, get some clothes on that kid. I don’t know wether to laugh or cry, but it sure looks like the Twin Cities is lost to the crazies.

“Please take care of everything for me, daddy government.” These dumbasses are gonna put small businesses out of work, all because they’re too stupid to do their own research.  Well here’s a newsflash: licensing is fucking stupid, and it creates barriers for entry and ultimately limits choice while enriching the government.

Let’s roast some marshmallows. And meth.

“We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn. Burn, motherfucker. Burn!”  These are the consequences of your actions, Bay Area authorities. Now reap what you’ve sown.

That ought to buy a few new Swiss chalets. Or will they be estates in the Caymans this time? Perhaps a spot on the Riviera? Well, whatever it’s used for, I’m sure the oligarchs will benefit.

A little bit of the old. And… a little bit of the new. I hadn’t heard that second one in forever. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this scorcher of a Tuesday, dear friends.